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bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

wanna hide in that smoke pit

I would police her butts.

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joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

krispykremessuck posted:

for some reason (Mars) I was confusing The Martian for Stranger In A Strange Land which I hate because it introduced the world to the word grok

You can lead a goon to grok, but you can't make him grok grok.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

joat mon posted:

You can lead a goon to grok, but you can't make him grok grok.

nice try jerk

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

holocaust bloopers posted:

I would police her butts.
i would firework in her butt

im also wasted right now

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

gently caress China. gently caress that piece of poo poo country.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
grok is a stupid loving word.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

whelp, accepted an offer on my condo. hope my racist neighbor likes living next door to an indian family. (dot not feather)

holocaust bloopers posted:

I would police her butts.

too good to not quote

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
:nws: Getting the month started off right. :nws:

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Watching the 2009 animated Wonder Woman movie. It's surprisingly good. Check it out if you're into that sort of thing.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Pesticide20 posted:

Watching the 2009 animated Wonder Woman movie. It's surprisingly good. Check it out if you're into that sort of thing.

nah I gently caress girls


more

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hope my racist neighbor likes living next door to an indian family. (dot not feather)

there's nothing about this sentence i don't like

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

there's nothing about this sentence i don't like

What word starts with N that you never want to call a minority?
















neighbor :rimshot:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Rad Lieutenant posted:

What word starts with N that you never want to call a minority?
















neighbor :rimshot:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYYBJ8XRdh4

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRaU1HqC9kY

Found the Jeremy Clarkson special on the sub factory raid on youtube

if you haven't watched it yet then you need to correct yourself asap

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR





Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

I like this post


and this one bears repeating. I like it, too.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

is may good posting month?

its more entertaining than sniper month.

bengy81
May 8, 2010

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

is may good posting month?

its more entertaining than sniper month.

poo poo posting is the only posting.

Also, sniper month is pretty fun IMO.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
All page snipes ITT must have a butt.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Spicy Guacamole posted:

All page snipes ITT must have a butt.

what about boobs

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

what about boobs
Double taps a-okay.

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
If you like sci-fi and time travel and huuuuurgh watch Parallels on netflix. poo poo is insane.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



May is way, way too early to start buying for Secret Santa but this is worth it.

8lbsofanalsex
Jun 3, 2011
Found an article explaining why the Chinese call Katy Perry that as well as odd nicknames for a bunch of other celebrities. Apparently it's due to her use of fruit styled clothing and decorations. I thought it was a joke about melons.

http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/03/entertainment/china-katy-perry-celebrity-nicknames/index.html

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Moved into a new place off campus just before finals week. Place is on the fourth floor, has a community pool and bbq place, its own gym, every room has its own bathroom, poo poo owns.

It's also, however, renowned as being party central for this college

So far:
- two pregaming parties across the floor
- one chick throwing up after one of the pregaming parties
- one chick next to the chick throwing up, crying on the phone with her boyfriend
- one Cummins idling in the parking lot down below for 45 minutes because chicks dig it
- two dogs barking the gently caress out of eachother, one of which apparently hates me
- lots of drunk chicks in bikinis at the pool because it's access-regulated for tenants and thus somehow circumvents the whole drinking in public laws

College is weird, but owns.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

And you're posting instead of drinking and sucking face because

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
i mean if you're gonna be a mid-20s dude living in the loving dorms, go hog wild, drop the veteran card and bone college chicks as much as you can

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
uh, early 30s...

if I were mid-20s and didn't sortakinda have a girlfriend back home, I'd be rolling trojan horses up into college snatch all day long

the misery of my situation is compacted by the fact that I look 22 and noone in their right mind would ever think I'm a broken, 32 year old husk of a human being.
Basically every vet I've met here owns though.

Even the one kinda butch chick with the Ducks Unlimited hat.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
More food porn ITT

My lunch today:



Had to have a 4 hour nap which is why I'm still awake now

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


GOD drat IRS WASTIN MY TAX DOLLARS :argh:

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
i forgot to buy beer

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





qtiyd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZrsJsvL30g

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I really feel like I need to chew out my boss. But thanks to the army, my brain doesn't know how.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I was on call 10 loving hours a day, 6 days a loving week. Then they come to me and ask me to make it 12 hours a day. The compensation being I would get paid time and a half for the extra 2 hours a day.

Now a month and a half later I get a letter with my paycheck saying they can't pay me the time and a half any more starting after my next check.

1. The ONLY reason I agreed to work the 12 hour shifts was because of the extra pay rate.
2. It clearly already took place THIS paycheck.

I was already getting in a shittier mood every week because I have no free time and do nothing but work. Now this bullshit. Shady as gently caress.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I was on call 10 loving hours a day, 6 days a loving week. Then they come to me and ask me to make it 12 hours a day. The compensation being I would get paid time and a half for the extra 2 hours a day.

Now a month and a half later I get a letter with my paycheck saying they can't pay me the time and a half any more starting after my next check.

1. The ONLY reason I agreed to work the 12 hour shifts was because of the extra pay rate.
2. It clearly already took place THIS paycheck.

I was already getting in a shittier mood every week because I have no free time and do nothing but work. Now this bullshit. Shady as gently caress.

Talk to your union representative

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Reign Of Pain posted:

Talk to your union representative

ROFL. I work for a small franchise. I think there are 8 employees total.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

ROFL. I work for a small franchise. I think there are 8 employees total.

Do you know how to make a bullet proof bulldozer?

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

My rent, cell phone, and gym membership are covered by my VA money. I was already seriously thinking about telling them that I won't keep working 72 hours a week. Now I definitely want to tell them they can stick those extra 2 hours a day up their rear end. Not sure how to say " not only am I not going to work those hours anymore since the reason I took them was the extra pay, but I also want even less hours."

I haven't been to the beach in months and I live 3 blocks away from it.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I was on call 10 loving hours a day, 6 days a loving week. Then they come to me and ask me to make it 12 hours a day. The compensation being I would get paid time and a half for the extra 2 hours a day.

Now a month and a half later I get a letter with my paycheck saying they can't pay me the time and a half any more starting after my next check.

1. The ONLY reason I agreed to work the 12 hour shifts was because of the extra pay rate.
2. It clearly already took place THIS paycheck.

I was already getting in a shittier mood every week because I have no free time and do nothing but work. Now this bullshit. Shady as gently caress.

hawaii honeymoon appears to be ending for you.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Reign Of Pain posted:

Talk to your union representative

uh no unions are bad because

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