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Nostalgia4Butts posted:wanna hide in that smoke pit I would police her butts.
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krispykremessuck posted:for some reason (Mars) I was confusing The Martian for Stranger In A Strange Land which I hate because it introduced the world to the word grok You can lead a goon to grok, but you can't make him grok grok.
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# ? May 2, 2015 01:16 |
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joat mon posted:You can lead a goon to grok, but you can't make him grok grok. nice try jerk
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# ? May 2, 2015 01:38 |
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holocaust bloopers posted:I would police her butts. im also wasted right now
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# ? May 2, 2015 01:48 |
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gently caress China. gently caress that piece of poo poo country.
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# ? May 2, 2015 02:39 |
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grok is a stupid loving word.
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# ? May 2, 2015 02:50 |
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whelp, accepted an offer on my condo. hope my racist neighbor likes living next door to an indian family. (dot not feather)holocaust bloopers posted:I would police her butts. too good to not quote
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# ? May 2, 2015 03:26 |
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Getting the month started off right.
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# ? May 2, 2015 03:43 |
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Watching the 2009 animated Wonder Woman movie. It's surprisingly good. Check it out if you're into that sort of thing.
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# ? May 2, 2015 03:55 |
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Pesticide20 posted:Watching the 2009 animated Wonder Woman movie. It's surprisingly good. Check it out if you're into that sort of thing. nah I gently caress girls more
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:28 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:hope my racist neighbor likes living next door to an indian family. (dot not feather) there's nothing about this sentence i don't like
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:38 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:there's nothing about this sentence i don't like What word starts with N that you never want to call a minority? neighbor
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:42 |
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Rad Lieutenant posted:What word starts with N that you never want to call a minority? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYYBJ8XRdh4
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRaU1HqC9kY Found the Jeremy Clarkson special on the sub factory raid on youtube if you haven't watched it yet then you need to correct yourself asap
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# ? May 2, 2015 04:56 |
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:11 |
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I like this post and this one bears repeating. I like it, too.
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:24 |
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is may good posting month? its more entertaining than sniper month.
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:34 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:is may good posting month? poo poo posting is the only posting. Also, sniper month is pretty fun IMO.
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:44 |
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All page snipes ITT must have a butt.
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:49 |
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Spicy Guacamole posted:All page snipes ITT must have a butt. what about boobs
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:58 |
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:what about boobs
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# ? May 2, 2015 06:14 |
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If you like sci-fi and time travel and huuuuurgh watch Parallels on netflix. poo poo is insane.
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# ? May 2, 2015 06:38 |
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May is way, way too early to start buying for Secret Santa but this is worth it.
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# ? May 2, 2015 07:39 |
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Found an article explaining why the Chinese call Katy Perry that as well as odd nicknames for a bunch of other celebrities. Apparently it's due to her use of fruit styled clothing and decorations. I thought it was a joke about melons. http://www.cnn.com/2015/02/03/entertainment/china-katy-perry-celebrity-nicknames/index.html
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# ? May 2, 2015 07:54 |
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Moved into a new place off campus just before finals week. Place is on the fourth floor, has a community pool and bbq place, its own gym, every room has its own bathroom, poo poo owns. It's also, however, renowned as being party central for this college So far: - two pregaming parties across the floor - one chick throwing up after one of the pregaming parties - one chick next to the chick throwing up, crying on the phone with her boyfriend - one Cummins idling in the parking lot down below for 45 minutes because chicks dig it - two dogs barking the gently caress out of eachother, one of which apparently hates me - lots of drunk chicks in bikinis at the pool because it's access-regulated for tenants and thus somehow circumvents the whole drinking in public laws College is weird, but owns.
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# ? May 2, 2015 08:00 |
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And you're posting instead of drinking and sucking face because
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# ? May 2, 2015 08:02 |
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i mean if you're gonna be a mid-20s dude living in the loving dorms, go hog wild, drop the veteran card and bone college chicks as much as you can
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# ? May 2, 2015 08:20 |
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uh, early 30s... if I were mid-20s and didn't sortakinda have a girlfriend back home, I'd be rolling trojan horses up into college snatch all day long the misery of my situation is compacted by the fact that I look 22 and noone in their right mind would ever think I'm a broken, 32 year old husk of a human being. Basically every vet I've met here owns though. Even the one kinda butch chick with the Ducks Unlimited hat.
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# ? May 2, 2015 08:45 |
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More food porn ITT My lunch today: Had to have a 4 hour nap which is why I'm still awake now
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# ? May 2, 2015 09:06 |
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GOD drat IRS WASTIN MY TAX DOLLARS
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# ? May 2, 2015 09:17 |
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i forgot to buy beer
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qtiyd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZrsJsvL30g
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# ? May 2, 2015 09:41 |
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I really feel like I need to chew out my boss. But thanks to the army, my brain doesn't know how.
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# ? May 2, 2015 10:40 |
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I was on call 10 loving hours a day, 6 days a loving week. Then they come to me and ask me to make it 12 hours a day. The compensation being I would get paid time and a half for the extra 2 hours a day. Now a month and a half later I get a letter with my paycheck saying they can't pay me the time and a half any more starting after my next check. 1. The ONLY reason I agreed to work the 12 hour shifts was because of the extra pay rate. 2. It clearly already took place THIS paycheck. I was already getting in a shittier mood every week because I have no free time and do nothing but work. Now this bullshit. Shady as gently caress.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I was on call 10 loving hours a day, 6 days a loving week. Then they come to me and ask me to make it 12 hours a day. The compensation being I would get paid time and a half for the extra 2 hours a day. Talk to your union representative
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# ? May 2, 2015 11:59 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:Talk to your union representative ROFL. I work for a small franchise. I think there are 8 employees total.
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# ? May 2, 2015 12:01 |
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:ROFL. I work for a small franchise. I think there are 8 employees total. Do you know how to make a bullet proof bulldozer?
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# ? May 2, 2015 12:06 |
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My rent, cell phone, and gym membership are covered by my VA money. I was already seriously thinking about telling them that I won't keep working 72 hours a week. Now I definitely want to tell them they can stick those extra 2 hours a day up their rear end. Not sure how to say " not only am I not going to work those hours anymore since the reason I took them was the extra pay, but I also want even less hours." I haven't been to the beach in months and I live 3 blocks away from it.
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# ? May 2, 2015 12:07 |
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I was on call 10 loving hours a day, 6 days a loving week. Then they come to me and ask me to make it 12 hours a day. The compensation being I would get paid time and a half for the extra 2 hours a day. hawaii honeymoon appears to be ending for you.
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# ? May 2, 2015 12:30 |
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Reign Of Pain posted:Talk to your union representative uh no unions are bad because
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