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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

suck my diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuzB-VG7YXw

from the baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Bolow posted:

Trying to find an apartment that lets you have a Rottweiler is next to loving impossible :argh:

Why the gently caress is this dogge not in the dogge thread?

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjCtHgNEcV0

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

Delizin posted:

Just tell everyone that is a mix if you can get away with it. If it looks pure rotty that won't work, but if it looks a bit like it could be something else then just claim that. My lab chow was always a lab mix for insurance/rental purposes, because he looked and acted enough like a lab with a curly tail.

Oh he's pure bred as all hell. All 110lbs of his blockheaded glory. He's been socialized well and doesn't act aggressive to other people or dogs, he's just big and looks intimidating.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Why the gently caress is this dogge not in the dogge thread?



Sasha on the left Czar on the right

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Bolow posted:

Oh he's pure bred as all hell. All 110lbs of his blockheaded glory. He's been socialized well and doesn't act aggressive to other people or dogs, he's just big and looks intimidating.




Sasha on the left Czar on the right

Good dogges.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
Post them in the dogge thread immediately.

Edit: I spoke too soon.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR


Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





my dogge

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





dogges own

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Well I'm probably quitting my job. The owner called me with a very combative tone that made me want to murder him.

"Oh, you think we're shady huh? We try to give you a good deal and this is what you do? Your new hours are 6pm-4am"

Calls back 2 min later

"we did pay you the extra money this paycheck"

Me "why was it $200 less than my last 3 paychecks?"

"If you have any more issues you can find somewhere else to work"

Me "okay, maybe I will"

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Well I'm probably quitting my job. The owner called me with a very combative tone that made me want to murder him.

"Oh, you think we're shady huh? We try to give you a good deal and this is what you do? Your new hours are 6pm-4am"

Calls back 2 min later

"we did pay you the extra money this paycheck"

Me "why was it $200 less than my last 3 paychecks?"

"If you have any more issues you can find somewhere else to work"

Me "okay, maybe I will"

Just let them know how sweet a loving deal you VA bennies are and that by firing you they are doing you a favor.

Then take a dump on the hood of his car.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Yeah I don't think they realize that losing my job puts my living situation in no danger.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
my dog


Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this

ded posted:

my dog




My dog:



I also have a dog but he is asleep right now.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

ded posted:

my dog




that's a good rear end dogge

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

ded posted:

my dog




you're dead to me

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

you're dead to me

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Well I'm probably quitting my job. The owner called me with a very combative tone that made me want to murder him.

"Oh, you think we're shady huh? We try to give you a good deal and this is what you do? Your new hours are 6pm-4am"

Calls back 2 min later

"we did pay you the extra money this paycheck"

Me "why was it $200 less than my last 3 paychecks?"

"If you have any more issues you can find somewhere else to work"

Me "okay, maybe I will"

tell that cocksucker to cram his poo poo job up his rear end in a top hat

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

tell that cocksucker to cram his poo poo job up his rear end in a top hat

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

tell that cocksucker to cram his poo poo job up his rear end in a top hat

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Well I'm probably quitting my job. The owner called me with a very combative tone that made me want to murder him.

"Oh, you think we're shady huh? We try to give you a good deal and this is what you do? Your new hours are 6pm-4am"

Calls back 2 min later

"we did pay you the extra money this paycheck"

Me "why was it $200 less than my last 3 paychecks?"

"If you have any more issues you can find somewhere else to work"

Me "okay, maybe I will"

Two words.

Lawyer. Up.

Make them fire you then sue the poo poo out of them. poo poo. You might already have a case depending on your state's laws.

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I hope Floyd Mayweather dies of cancer soon

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

tell that cocksucker to cram his poo poo job up his rear end in a top hat

I may use these exact words.


E: sent

quote:

Actually, I don't care what Jack says at this point. I will work until 2am tonight and I'm done.

He can cram this lovely job up his rear end in a top hat.

tyler fucked around with this message at 06:57 on May 3, 2015

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

I still have keys to the company car and a drill battery charger. Should I hold on to one of these things until I get paid for the few days I worked this pay period?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

every person should quit a job in righteous anger at least once in their life

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Nostalgia4Butts posted:

every person should quit a job in righteous anger at least once in their life

haha did that in september last year then i found a new job paying literally triple my old pay and they called me to ask me to come back
:lol:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





have some kiwi music celebrating drinking and trying to get laid i guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sZQIxDZKac

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

My first saturday night off in months. The world is my oyster.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjlxSRzJI4Y

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I still have keys to the company car and a drill battery charger. Should I hold on to one of these things until I get paid for the few days I worked this pay period?

No. If you're quitting, return the stuff to them. Don't try to hang onto it. You do absolutely need to get the state and possibly federal labor departments looking into them because you may still be owed compensation and gently caress them.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

My first saturday night off in months. The world is my oyster.

now you know why you were instantly hired & the allstar worker at that place within a month.
it was a shady company, and you hadn't been hosed with yet by the owners. the other workers HAD been hosed with, but had no other options.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Gotta say, having that disney disability funbuck parachute is pretty sweet.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

not caring here posted:

Gotta say, having that disney disability funbuck parachute is pretty sweet.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUt_KF9vI10

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I'm pretty tempted to go find a job, do my job and never say a word about being a vet. Then when they inevitably treat me like poo poo and pull a fast one I can tell them to suck my dick, eat poo poo I'm a vet, flip double deuces, grab my balls and walk out. Then I peel out of the parking lot while blasting Slayer chugging a fifth of bourbon.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I have submitted direct deposit info to no less than 4 different people both online, over the phone, via email, and in person and the treasury still sends me checks and little "you are delinquent! Direct deposit mandatory by may 2013." :iiam:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I agree go out Lahey style.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUFKs9TA4BQ

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

Mike-o posted:

I'm pretty tempted to go find a job, do my job and never say a word about being a vet. Then when they inevitably treat me like poo poo and pull a fast one I can tell them to suck my dick, eat poo poo I'm a vet, flip double deuces, grab my balls and walk out. Then I peel out of the parking lot while blasting Slayer chugging a fifth of bourbon.

this except leif garret and malibu

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tyler
Jun 2, 2014


You know me.

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