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"Hey, what are you doing tonight?" "Oh, not much."
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May 6, 2015 07:29
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When a girl wants to show me her comic book collection, but not her face, it raises Questions.
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May 6, 2015 18:12
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His horrified anime girl avatar was starting to creep me out anyway.
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May 7, 2015 03:24
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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Awesome, thanks !
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May 8, 2015 23:54
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elite_garbage_man posted:naw, they're both strippers home boy. I just signed up on this dating site tonight, and this was the first loving message I got. Yes hello, I see you accept internet stripper on dating site. I have investment opportunity for discerning person such as yourself with funds recently released by national bank of Nigeria.
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May 9, 2015 09:02
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Our resident mil doc put it best: there isn't a medical condition that can overcome the laws of physics, if you consume fewer calories than you burn, you will lose weight.
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May 9, 2015 21:13
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So zoomed in I'm not sure if it qualifies as "Giger-esque" or "an anatomy diagram" How the hell is this eight and a half minutes long? Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 22:43 on May 11, 2015 |
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May 11, 2015 22:40
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Godholio posted:loving around on the internet is all my AF experience has qualified me for. Let's not forget "degrading ourselves for a contracting job"
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May 12, 2015 06:44
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Did that lead pan out for you?
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May 12, 2015 06:57
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1431065533718.webm This may be the first time I've seen a not-NSFW 4Chan link, but I'm still not clicking on them.
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May 13, 2015 02:22
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Saw Age of Ultron today. Enjoyed it. I liked that they had a lot of good team spots where one of them would set up a badguy for another to take down, really made it seem like they had been working together for a long time. Also that they let Jeremy Renner turn on the charm and flesh out his character a bit. James Spader as Ultron was undeniably good, but I was still a little disappointed. When I read comics as a kid, Ultron was one of the scariest bad guys because he was implacable and powerful as a nuclear missile in flight, mankind's technology bent to mankind's destruction. Reminded me of a cross between a T-800 and AM from "I Have No Mouth and Must Scream." Spader's take felt like a metal version of his character from Blacklist, which was still fun, but I think it took away a bit of his edge to have him get angry and sarcastic.
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May 14, 2015 01:20
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:fun fact i'm listening to queen for like past hour.
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May 14, 2015 02:58
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holocaust bloopers posted:Interstellar and Pacific Rim were the only movies worth a poo poo in true IMAX 3D. I really prefer vanilla IMAX to the 3D version, and even then only if it's on a big fuckoff screen instead of the mall size. That said, Jurassic Park was fantastic in addition to the above. Between them, Pacific Rim made the best use of 3D I also have a whole list of movies I'd like to see in a normal sized theater one day (Lawrence of Arabia, Akira, The Good The Bad and The Ugly, etc.)
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May 15, 2015 04:22
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Can someone make this avatar sized?
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May 15, 2015 07:09
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:What part of it?
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May 15, 2015 17:35
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Click Beelay posted:Dick sore after doing stuff sometimes, anyone intentionally broken their own banjo string before? Worth it? Broken? No. Torn? Yes. Intentionally? No. Accidentally? Yes. Worth it? gently caress no are you loving crazy
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May 17, 2015 07:18
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Click Beelay posted:Probably won't actually attack my own dick string, was just getting annoyed at it hurting when I posted that.
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May 17, 2015 08:38
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at the date posted:All this time I might as well have been thrusting into a bear trap. N4I already has a boyfriend.
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May 17, 2015 09:09
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Everything is terrible, gently caress people, I can't wait until I get home so I can drink until I can't feel my face or anything else. I mean, god drat, not only does fortune love the 1-2 punch, but it's brilliant at setting them up. Dead Reckoning fucked around with this message at 01:19 on May 18, 2015 |
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May 18, 2015 01:10
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Rye make bad bourboncisions.
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May 18, 2015 08:40
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Today is a poo poo day of the "when it rains, it pours" variety. gently caress it dude, let's go bowling.
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May 18, 2015 18:45
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I'm starting to get irritated at the relatives who keep suggesting I try antidepressants, with the concurrent suggestion that I'm not upset for valid reasons.
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May 19, 2015 04:56
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:This was the exact start of "The Shim Spiral." I know they mean well, but it really chaps my rear end some times. "Oh, I'm not in any way a medical professional, but I think you're so unhappy because you have a chemical imbalance, you should try pills." No, auntie, I'm unhappy because pretty much every facet of my life has poo poo the bed at the same time, and people can't seem to stop reminding me or offering helpful suggestions.
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May 19, 2015 11:17
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holocaust bloopers posted:Had to read William Gibson for class. I don't like that cyberpunk bullshit. The Rat posted:
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May 21, 2015 20:45
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holocaust bloopers posted:Well I've just read Neuromancer, which was a loving slog to get through. I have The Peripheral on my kindle. It'll be some time before I get to it, if at all. Fart Sandwiches posted:Mind spoiling what happens in the last 5 minutes of nightcrawler? I watched it on a flight yesterday and everything got shut off for landing. I wasn't real happy with it.
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May 22, 2015 03:21
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holocaust bloopers posted:Oryx And Crake is a very good novel. More speculative fiction than sci fi.
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May 22, 2015 03:26
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I like how, ~100 pages after the OP ducked out and clearly wasn't coming back, and ~20 pages after it became clear there would be no further updates, there are still dozens of posts per day in the "Raising Awareness Death March" thread as goons lay sick burns on someone who will never read them and congratulate each other on how much smarter they are.
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May 24, 2015 06:34
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Eulogistics posted:Good game, got really preachy though. I'm not gonna feel bad about killing digital mans, woman's or child's, you stupid game. I'm certainly not going to stop playing it before I see all the content the writers have put together because I paid for the whole game, so stop calling me a monster for following a story that you wrote. You missed the fun part. When the game gets all preachy with you about shooting Americans, most people's reaction is, "Woah, woah, that's not fair: they were trying to kill me. I didn't have a choice." Then you realize who else has been saying that this whole time... Same with "This is all your fault." and "Do you even remember why you are here?" The designers knew exactly what they were doing, and SOtL owns. They don't want you to stop. They want you to feel as indignant and unfairly persecuted as Conrad does. And maybe reflect on those feelings.
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May 24, 2015 14:18
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Willy Pete posted:Pray to the Great Mushroom God to cleanse this big gay earth with nuclear fire. Actually, on the days when I'm feeling down because I'm having trouble getting a job, or keeping a girlfriend, or I'm fighting with my family, it's nice to realize that there are people out there who can't even handle being spammed by a chat bot that just wants to make them feel less lonely. Keeps things in perspective.
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May 27, 2015 00:08
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I'm really confused as to why anyone would do this.
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May 27, 2015 22:11
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Seriously. "It's sort of like a blowjob, except I don't want you to actually do anything, just sit there looking awkward while this other chick vigorously jerks me into your mouth." Is this guy so sexually jaded that he couldn't think of any other way to mix it up?
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May 27, 2015 22:22
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Oh, well now it all makes sense.
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May 27, 2015 22:41
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Ex Machina was great, and Oscar Isaac is really good as the mercurial genius who would create AI. I suspected I knew how it should end from the minute Ava and Caleb sat down together, but I was pleasantly surprised when they went with it instead of choosing a softer or more palatable ending. "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window."
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May 28, 2015 17:05
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:post the best bass lines you got
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May 28, 2015 20:09
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Untagged posted:I'm all for tats but how do you not have a THIS WILL LOOK LIKE poo poo WHEN IM 40 alarm go off for something like that. If people still want to see you with your shirt off when you're forty, they won't give a poo poo about your tattoo.
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