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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

Well I'm probably quitting my job. The owner called me with a very combative tone that made me want to murder him.

"Oh, you think we're shady huh? We try to give you a good deal and this is what you do? Your new hours are 6pm-4am"

Calls back 2 min later

"we did pay you the extra money this paycheck"

Me "why was it $200 less than my last 3 paychecks?"

"If you have any more issues you can find somewhere else to work"

Me "okay, maybe I will"

Two words.

Lawyer. Up.

Make them fire you then sue the poo poo out of them. poo poo. You might already have a case depending on your state's laws.

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
With all that in mind, how on God's good earth was that shimpost worthy of a ban?

How is someone saying they don't like another a bannable offense? Like seriously. Wtf.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
I never got any correspondence my entire IRR time vOv

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
If I live that long, I'll totes be getting in on those sweet sweet contractor bucks.

USMC503 fucked around with this message at 22:38 on May 8, 2015

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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elite_garbage_man posted:

naw, they're both strippers home boy.

That's somehow worse.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I'm dying

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Way to gently caress up that spoiler tag lol

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Pesticide20 posted:

I'm pretty sure it was IDR

Yeah I think it was an IDR bullshit story.

Remember his, "I've dealt with crazy chicks," bullshit? I'm pretty sure that was one alongside his "girl" that took a poo poo on his "bed".

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

elite_garbage_man posted:

making moms on mothers day

Was gonna say something like this. gently caress it, I'll say it anyway.

No potential mother left behind!

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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The insurance companies are going to have fun with that one! Motorcyclist is cursing them for blocking the intersection then guns it to prove a point. Car driver acts like any reasonable person would when they realize, "Welp I'm the rear end in a top hat blocking the intersection," and tries to move out of the way. Legally, the car was in the wrong being in the intersection, but the motorcyclist is a god drat retard.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Ckwiesr posted:

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/mobile/m/mad_max_fury_road/

Sitting at 100% right now. I'm so pumped for this.

I'm hard.

I need to re watch the old ones.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I know a dude with a law degree who works at Home Depot as a lowly sales associate.

Nigga couldn't even get department management lmao.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Godholio posted:

You didn't really see it at it's best. It absolutely doesn't have to be heavy chat, that's actually unusual. Come peep buttes and make fun of tinder lactose intolerance.

...

Also there are always exceptions to the law degree rule, especially if you graduate from a top 10 school. Buddy of mine graduated Stanford Law last year and had a cushy cushy job at a firm that works with venture capitalists and private equity firms down in the silicone valley lined up so that he started as soon as he passed the bar. Dude is almost certainly loaded now.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Good job horse fuckers.

E:I did go to boot camp with a black dude who did have pigmentation like that though. Dude looked like a loving milk cow and I'm legit surprised I never heard a D.I. make him make cow noises.

He was like Ethiopian black too so the super dark vs super pale skin color was loving weird looking.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Slim Pickens posted:

Horse cock there would be more like vitiligo, a cousin of mine has it

Edit: he has vitiligo, not a horse cock as far as I know

That looks like it! Never knew what it was called.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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SquirrelyPSU posted:

Flauntin' what god gave her. drat son.

No. You don't get it. Katy Perry IS god.

Put that pussy on a pedestal and worship the gently caress out of it with your tongue

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

Godholio posted:

Stolen from AI's mechanical failures thread (which stole it from a funny pictures thread):

http://www.gfycat.com/DecimalRegularGrub

Went from :ohdear: to :3:

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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gently caress you Cole.

I want to believe.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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Haha. I see someone is bringing back getting Dunson'd.

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I don't use those stupid pictures, but I do often post that kind of don't thank me poo poo on memorial day. I hate that poo poo. I hate being thanked as it is.

vOv

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I have frontier FIOS and it's ok. Customer support is better to talk to than comcast, but if they have to send a tech to your house, don't count on them listening to you when you tell them when you'll be home to let them in and also don't expect them to actually show up during the window they say they'll be in.

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

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I thought you had to be a real person to be in the Olympics? I think someone needs stripped of their awards.

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