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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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lol who gave me the new av?

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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see i told you

ralp goes into random threads and bans people for stuff

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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it's an internet gang war

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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you guys really think you're gonna get ralp to change his mind don't you

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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still a classic:

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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I'm two days into my summer semester. One single week of 8am classes and then the rest are online.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Got a lot of reading to do this week. Thinking about taking Monty on a camping trip and reading out in nature.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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that's a really stupid tattoo but it's decent artwork i guess

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Larry Parrish posted:

i'm active duty you loving jerk

no dude

you're active duty, YOU loving jerk

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Yeah I corrected USAA the first time I talked to them and it's been Mr. ever since.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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OZYMANDICKASS posted:

Cutty sucks.





"Happy now bitch?"

sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiit

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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RichieHimself posted:

You're thinking of Senator Clay there bruh, Bunk doesn't say that.

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0926086/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_t28

oh. i've never seen the wire except for part of the first season. it's on my watch list, but i did see a youtube montage of a dude from the wire going sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

A recruiter on Linkedin was nice enough to send me a rejection letter today. I wish more places had the courtesy to tell you no, since I could clear that company's info out of my applications tracking sheet.

when you say recruiter i get confused because i am not at the stage in life where i am dealing with career recruiters and i only know one type of recruiter

but ya i agree with you

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

healthcare is a PRIVILEGE not a RIGHT!

in a free market economy ya

in a socialist economy no

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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r u a ginger

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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the comments on stuff like this is glorious

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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is this really from the movie because if it is i might go out like pee wee herman when i see it

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Bolow posted:

He's basically the bugler to communicate with the giant gently caress off convoy of death cars.

Except instead of bugling he shreds on his sick rear end loving rhythm guitar that shoots fire.

seriously what other marketing do you need than this

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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bb king died like an hour ago

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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i prefer the classroom.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Casimir Radon posted:

No but you can jerk off in class.

quotin this before you edit it

e: oh you mean in an online class.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Whip Slagcheek posted:

I prefer you had been in that classroom at Virginia Tech in 2007.

would've saved me a five year enlistment.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Vriess posted:

You have to at least have one in-class class for full benefits, ay?

yeah. this summer, for example, i have two classes in the classroom and two online, but it's cool because the classroom classes only meet for a week a piece and then you spend the rest of the summer writing a paper for each one. 6 credit hours for two weeks of classes plus two papers and i get certified full time for the whole summer? now i get to go home for a month.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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what is lolicon

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Under Armour is catching a lot of heat for this shirt. Who gives a poo poo?

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65ZUl4bIBD8

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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did her nipple break through the pasties? it's fake you goobers, go google "katy perry mtv music awards."

btw, google "katy perry nipple" and it doesn't show up. WHY???? because it's fake you weirdos. you'd think every horny 16 year old would've shared it a million times by now if it was real.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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you guys really need to get a life if katy perry fakes are what's doing it for you.

here's one just as legit:

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/iy269rq.jpg

might as well jerk off to that one too

go outside and get laid you nerd

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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i remember when i was like 12 and we had lovely dialup internet. i would look up celebrity fakes and jerk off to them.

congrats, you guys have regressed to me when i was 12. bet that makes you proud.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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sorry i burst your stupid bubble, bud

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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krispykremessuck posted:

cole why were you having a meltdown about this

lol i tell you it's a fake and everyone tells me to shut up and i'm having the meltdown lmao you're a loving moron

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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sorry your little dick doesn't get attention from irl people and you hate me for it

e: this post is probably the most attention your dick ever gets.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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the threshold for meltdowns has gotten really low. i bet you guys slit your wrists when you get a hangnail.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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ElMaligno posted:

This double meltdown is hilarious af

You go girl cole! Tell them how it really is!

good one. did you kick your feet up and say "got em!" after that? you're like gip's horatio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mznsEcZlM2I

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Godholio posted:

Waitin' for a point here.

Edit: Oh, you regained control of your account from whomever's been not shitposting with it for the past few months.

godamn dude. it took you like seven hours to come up with that lame rear end post? the moment is gone already.

e: i made the point a few times in following posts, but you're too retarded to figure it out.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Godholio posted:

Yeah, I spent all that time thinking up a new and exciting way to call you a shitposter. And no, you haven't made a point yet. Ever.

aw poo poo that's like an icepick to the heart. stop being so mean.

if you're going to jerk off to a fake katy perry pic why would you pick the dumbest nipple tease pic out there and not go full bore and just get some full frontal DP glazed face poo poo? if you're going to act like a 13 year old going through puberty at least own the part.

you're a loving idiot.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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holocaust bloopers posted:

Stick to what works: posting Monti.

maybe i'll post a picture of katy perry sticking a tangerine up her rear end and make everyone go nuts because katy perrY IS NAKED!!!

monty*

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Drop the KP poo poo talk already Cole, the gimmick is old. We get the point now gently caress off for a bit like a good boy.

i didn't tlak about it for hours you loving moron. i was responding to someone who re-brought it up like 10 minutes ago.

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

And you could have just let it lie.

too late, so i guess you should go kill yourself now.

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Cole
Nov 24, 2004

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Mike-o posted:

I can't tell emotions or whatever over the internet so I don't know why you're so angry or if you're even serious but I love you Cole, and all of you weirdo fucks. This is the closest I'll ever be to a bunch of strangers on the loving internet. Pette Monty for me :)

I'm serious.

he's sitting right next to me getting all the pettes.

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