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What's the difference between Ralp and Khaleesi? One gets savagely pounded-out by massive muds, cries constantly, and rules with an iron fist. The other one is immune to flames.
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Ogrel72 posted:Had two co-workers already ruin it. Cutty sucks.   "Happy now bitch?"
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May 8, 2015 07:58
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:is she a belly dancer gonna need a top 10 list of things you want to see undulating
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May 9, 2015 08:16
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:-nude boob (left) I respect you for doing this. Thank you. Here is your reward:  (yall gay) edit: sorry, here's some katy perry lady bits 
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May 12, 2015 03:57
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Finished finals, went 36 hours without caffeine. Spent 24 of those in bed. I thought I was dying. Got some Full Throttle in my system, feeling much better now.
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May 13, 2015 00:30
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During finals week, the fear and stress is palpable on campus. I was just picking up some Rip Its from the book store and turning in my Summer session paperwork. Film Students don't have final exams  .Taco Bell was closed though 
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May 14, 2015 21:09
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stay up for 36+ hours. sleep for 12. you're welcome.
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May 16, 2015 05:44
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Walking home from the gas station at 3:30 in the morning with a frozen pizza. Headphones in. A car is awkwardly trying to find a spot to parallel park. Not even close. It tries a little further up the road. I realize he isn't trying to parallel park- he's trying to get my attention. He cuts off my path at an intersection. "What's up man you won't talk to black people?!" "You're talking to me? I had headphones in" "OHHH my bad". Then he asks me what I'm up to, asks if he can buy my pizza, and keeps offering to shake my hand. "You won't shake hands with a black man?" Definitely not when you're keeping your hand just inside the passenger window, weirdo. I stood there trying to explain to him that he was acting weird in a non-ethnically specific way for a while- long enough to get jumped from behind like a retard if that was what was going on- so I'm guessing he was just drunkenly cruising for some hairy Corporal human being man meat. Welp that's my story.
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May 16, 2015 10:17
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Cole posted:did her nipple break through the pasties? it's fake you goobers, go google "katy perry mtv music awards." MODS???????
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May 18, 2015 15:57
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I will never jerk off to Katy Perry nip slips. But I'll also never jerk off to this: Spicy Guacamole posted:STOP CRUSHING MY DREAMS You are a bad person, Cole.
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May 18, 2015 17:33
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Mike-o posted:Not a good start to today. I wake up and Cole is getting pissed off about Katy Perry, and shim hopefully doesn't get banned/probed for calling out the horse fucker. I've had about 3 hours of sleep also. gently caress you this day pisses me off suck my duck from the back. gently caress. fat butts for your troubles:    
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May 18, 2015 17:37
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Good morning GiP. These all sound the same.
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May 19, 2015 18:28
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have some ~art~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n-_aBDHIyc
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May 20, 2015 20:23
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Booblord Zagats posted:It's new. My girlfriend told me to stop doing crunches because she likes a little pooch. Seems like girls under 26 nowadays want to gently caress middle aged men. Just go with it Between this and yoga pants I think maybe I actually died in Iraq. Everything is cool and good. edit: I also blew 4k on a new laptop for editing and a RAID soooo I'm winning at something.
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May 21, 2015 17:23
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Die Antwoord is basically African Insane Clown Posse Yep. Interviewer asks them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bG9ZtQ3phoE&t=284s
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May 21, 2015 23:52
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Oh god, the Dunsons... Syriana is great if anyone hasn't seen it yet. It's like The Wire but with USA/CIA/Middle East/Terrorism. ..Except there's no Omar because that would be fun instead of depressing. Not a lot of laughs, either. For the upcoming stuff, Rosewater is the movie Jon Stewart made when he took a break from the Daily Show. No idea if it's any good. I'll watch it. I feel asleep watching A Most Wanted Man in the theater.
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May 22, 2015 00:01
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Our World War on Netflix is pretty lovely. But I watched all three episodes anyways because World War One is neato.
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May 24, 2015 13:53
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:its not that exciting really. I cut my face more often than my dick condolences for your horrible elephant man face. Razor-shaving the shaft is just dumb. I'd probably just kill myself if I ever got an infected in-grown hair on my dick. No mouth is worth that madness.
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May 25, 2015 09:50
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Dead Reckoning posted:Seriously. "It's sort of like a blowjob, except I don't want you to actually do anything, just sit there looking awkward while this other chick vigorously jerks me into your mouth." Is this guy so sexually jaded that he couldn't think of any other way to mix it up? When is a handjob not a handjob? Does placing a weiner in a mouth alone qualify as a blowjob? I'm going to spend time thinking about this today.
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May 28, 2015 00:22
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I really want to share this with some appropriate text like "omfg i am pissing my pants" but the person who "likes" all these things will probably unfriend me and then I'll have half as many black friends as I do now. So I share it with all of you instead.  edit: stop i cant 
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May 28, 2015 06:55
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This was retarded (like beyond how it was intentionally retarded) but I think maybe I liked it? 
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:i dont understand scrooges motivation in that one Agreed. I swear I saw a longer version of this where he plays a bigger part in the rescue operation and tortures the guy afterwards. edit: Obviously without him driving the van. This is not that version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz0J0S7e39s
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