Fister Roboto posted:

You can pretend it's a sequel to Good Will Hunting.

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH posted:

The only way it goes back to the gallows humor then is if we have said AWACS have tail number 77-0345 and make it gulp down a flock of Canadian Snow Geese on the way in..

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hope my racist neighbor likes living next door to an indian family. (dot not feather)

Rad Lieutenant posted:

What word starts with N that you never want to call a minority?
















neighbor

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Everything is euphemism for dick. Literally everything.

Nostalgia4Murder posted:

I also may have been rushed through signing an employment contract that I didn't fully read or get a copy of because I am smart.

Mr. Nice! posted:

Even if you did there are certain things that they can't just put in there. They may try to say things in the contract, but that doesn't mean that it actually will hold up in court.

ded posted:

my dog

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

tell that cocksucker to cram his poo poo job up his rear end in a top hat

Mike-o posted:

Shimazu is my spirit animal.

holocaust bloopers posted:

You guys. Look at this fat dogge.

MA-Horus posted:

I really, really hope you got a home inspection.

Helldump Immunity. posted:

I want you to spin tunes at my daughter's Quinceanera

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Who?

Who told you that?

Some dude that bangs fatties.

That's who told you that.

Truth is, sexy athletic hardbody young 20 something's beat fatty any day all day every day in every way.

I've tamed enough wild water buffalos, as well as smoking hot bipolar psych ward manic college freshmen having their first of many in-patient hospitalizations to say with a high degree of certainty that fatty better bring a hot friend.

And Fatty only gets to watch on the grounds that she only make eye contact with her friend, that said eye contact be encouraging and non judgmental, and also tubs is working that camera phone and getting the weird angles. I'm talking I wanna see my own gooch and full vaginal penetration. In the same frame, you dumb fat bitch. And bitch best know how blemish remove because an 18 month combat diet of MRE's gave me hemroids that left my starfish looking like an early Jackson pollock knock off motif adjourning an anal topography not not exactly like the surface of the moon.

So uh yeah, fatty better bring a friend: FB2AF.













































Serious about the no eye contact thing, tubs. I'm sure the windows to your soul were long ago clogged with low density lipids, triglycerides, and raw cookie dough. Ain't nobody got time to lose a perfectly good erection having to be seeing all that.











Don't test it, husky honey. I'll slap a bitch:: it's 2015, you can take a chop open hand like a trooper.



I'm watching you, Shamu.

holocaust bloopers posted:

My college schedule is planned out till January 2016, and only one quarter after that remains. Less than a year out from graduating. School has gone by quick.

Kiryen posted:

It worked out nicely for Bill Clinton.

ElMaligno posted:

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANY OF YOU FUCKS FOLLOW MY ROUTE OF NOT DOING ANY INTERSHIPS I WILL GIVE YOU A PUERTO RICAN CURSE WHERE UPON YOU WILL ENLIST A SECOND loving TIME.

ded posted:

Helldump Immunity. posted:

rip larry u flew too close to the sun bud

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

who the gently caress is larry?

not caring here posted:

It annoys me when VA people or those types of operations refer to me by rank.

Mr if you must, but first name is just fine.

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

lol