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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
if the burn sucks really bad im going to probe you

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

using osx is worse than shoving colloidal silver into my b-hole

Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009
Nero 8

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
tthey called the 9th windows windows 10

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
osx is like soylent. it barely provides soulless functionality and makes you intolerable to be around.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Micro$hit Winblow$

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Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
fail

a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012
chrome OS is a diaspora of dismal, disgusting, degenerated pieces of despicable, depressing and dejected code, a representation of the most depraved, dastardly, dangerous, detrimental inclinations of design, a deformed OS that causes dire distress.

a neurotic ai fucked around with this message at 18:20 on May 1, 2015

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
I named my 4s garbage phone because ios8 is so bad. it takes like 5 seconds just to load the phone thanks to the hack jonny ives who has no idea what the hell hes doing.

eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
Windows 10 is such embarrassing poo poo Microsoft is giving it away free.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.
mac osx was conceived and created by a person who had sex with underage ethiopian boys and is also massively full of aids

bitchtard
Dec 3, 2010

Linux is the endless pursuit of an anus which both puckers and gapes.

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

black pete posted:

mac osx was conceived and created by a person who had sex with underage ethiopian boys and is also massively full of aids

hes not full of aids anymore cause he died (from the aids)

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Because Windows 7 8 10

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Windows 8 is the Pizza Hut of operating systems.

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge

Citizen Tayne posted:

Windows 8 is the Pizza Hut of operating systems.
yeah because now instead of staying, you just have to pick up and leave

DimpledChad
May 14, 2002
Rigging elections since '87.
windows sucks harder than a toothless starving ethiopian infant on a unicef formula bottle

DimpledChad
May 14, 2002
Rigging elections since '87.
windows sux harder than me on ur moms tits

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Squeezy Farm
Jun 16, 2009

DimpledChad posted:

windows sucks harder than a toothless starving ethiopian infant on a unicef formula bottle

back! back to whatever megathread you crawled out of !

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Shaggar posted:

I named my 4s garbage phone because ios8 is so bad. it takes like 5 seconds just to load the phone thanks to the hack jonny ives who has no idea what the hell hes doing.

ios 8 is the windows vista of ios: a lot of changes for no reason and everything is slow

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
anroid :xd:

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Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
mac users have lots of carpet burns on their knees from the frequent dick sucking lmfao!!!

Bloody
Mar 3, 2013

webos more like weblows

BONGHITZ
Jan 1, 1970

Rahu posted:

anroid :xd:

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a neurotic ai
Mar 22, 2012

black pete posted:

mac osx was conceived and created by a person who had sex with underage ethiopian boys and is also massively full of aids

aids shouldn't be anything to worry about unless you are having sex with your computer..


..guess that is indicative of the desperate found in the average windows user.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
microsoft invented the modern computer UI paradigm and is now desperately trying to figure something better out and utterly failing at it

black pete
Mar 24, 2015

DON'T MIND ME!

I'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT RAPE.

Ocrassus posted:

aids shouldn't be anything to worry about unless you are having sex with your computer..


..guess that is indicative of the desperate found in the average windows user.

It's something to worry about if you literally use amac osx computer

med school head
Apr 17, 2012
a good burn on an os

Voted Alligator
Apr 13, 2005
shpoods
bill gates invented windows and it's so terrible he is curing aids to repay his debt to humanity!

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
osx sucks more donkey dick than pram at his fathers bachelors party

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
Linuz is for loving nerds

big shtick energy
May 27, 2004


windows pho
is loving terr

Flat Daddy
Dec 3, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
TempleOS is rough around the edges.

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
IBM System/370 was, from 1986 to 2000, a 31-bit operating system

jony ive aces
Jun 14, 2012

designer of the lomarf car


Buglord
OS X is, since 2001, a 2-bit operating system

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

jony ive aces posted:

OS X is, since 2001, a 2-bit operating system

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Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

buying a windows pc ityool 2015 is like carrying a balance on your credit card or financing your car at a laughably high interest rate, it's for the dumb and poor attracted to low initial startup costs in exchange for getting commoditized plasticy garbage

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