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Microsoft? What is that, some kind of toilet paper? LOL! :~]
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So, you used to work at Microsoft? Yep sure. I used to come up with names for all the special folders. The special folder names in Windows? Yes. "Program Files", is that one of yours? Sure is. I thought, "This is where we'll put the programs. On the file system. And since they're gonna be made out of files, I'll stick the word "Files" on the end. With a space in the middle. People are going to be typing this all the time, so they'll want it to be as long and descriptive as possible." And what about System32 is that yours? Yep. I thought, "these files are 32 bit files. So I'll put them here." And that was pretty successful? Yes. I did such a good job naming it System32, that nowadays it contains all the 64 bit files as well. Then what happens to the 32 bit version of the 64 bit files. Where do they go? Well they can't go in System32, because on a 64 bit machine, System32 is where the 64 bit files go. So if we're running a 32 bit executable we lie to the executable and tell it that "System32" points at another folder, called SysWOW64 and that's where we stick the 32 bit files. Why is there a 'WOW' in the middle of the name? I was typing System64 and half way through I just thought: "WOW, nature is beautiful!" And the 32 bit files, they go in SysWOW64, since the 64 bit files are in System32? Yep. (Laughing) Oh I took a lot of meth that day, my friend.
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May 2, 2015 16:23
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:Microsoft? What is that, some kind of toilet paper? LOL! :~] fail
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May 2, 2015 17:54
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hey guys I found a video about why every os sucks (and blows. lol!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPRvc2UMeMI
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May 2, 2015 19:07
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jony ive aces posted:OS X is, since 2001, a 2-bit operating system
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May 2, 2015 19:08
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:So, you used to work at Microsoft? I wish this would never stop
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May 2, 2015 20:34
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I like how windows still has a 32 bit version, a 64 bit version, regular, pro, European edition, China edition, poors edition, poors European edition, and bow with windows 10, a version for your raspberry pi based fire alarm (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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May 2, 2015 22:35
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Microsoft missed a huge opportunity not naming it windows x.
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May 2, 2015 22:35
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microsoft is so bad that Judge Thomas Penfield Jackson issued his findings of fact on November 5, 1999, which stated that Microsoft's dominance of the x86-based personal computer operating systems market constituted a monopoly, and that Microsoft had taken actions to crush threats to that monopoly, including Apple, Java, Netscape, Lotus Notes, RealNetworks, Linux, and others.[15] Judgment was split in two parts. On April 3, 2000, he issued his conclusions of law, according to which Microsoft had committed monopolization, attempted monopolization, and tying in violation of Sections 1 and 2 of the Sherman Antitrust Act. Microsoft immediately appealed the decision.[16]
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May 2, 2015 23:06
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everytime someone bootsbup steamos gabe newell buys a new knife to jack off with
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May 3, 2015 03:33
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he mustn't have very many knives then 
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May 3, 2015 06:44
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For user-critical applications, Ubuntu relies on the best efforts of its community of volunteer contributors such as myself
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May 3, 2015 09:47
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ShadowHawk posted:For user-critical applications, Ubuntu relies on the best efforts of its community of volunteer contributors such as myself That is a terrible burn, you are a good contributor and a fine poster
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May 3, 2015 11:07
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ShadowHawk posted:For user-critical applications, Ubuntu relies on the best efforts of its community of volunteer contributors such as myself You get what you pay for 
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May 3, 2015 14:49
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Valeyard fucked around with this message at 20:26 on May 3, 2015 |
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May 3, 2015 20:24
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i'm going to make a patch for ubuntu so that the first thing you see when you set it up is a montage of hellos from all over the world it would also be very amusing to open this as a PR apropos of nothing
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May 3, 2015 20:29
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micro$haft winblows anroid uhh... internet exploder
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May 4, 2015 10:42
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:i'm going to make a patch for ubuntu so that the first thing you see when you set it up is a montage of hellos from all over the world yeah, a montage of hello.jpg more like
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Wild EEPROM posted:Microsoft missed a huge opportunity not naming it windows x. x gon give it to ya (it = bluescreen)
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May 5, 2015 01:04
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Tokamak posted:plan nein
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May 5, 2015 01:05
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Linux will take over the desktop. Unfortunately no one will be using desktops by that point. Linux will then take 5 years to figure out why no one cares it finally took over the desktop.
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May 5, 2015 06:41
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the poo poo shall inherit the earth
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May 5, 2015 06:56
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do you even have kids
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May 5, 2015 08:07
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echinopsis posted:do you even have kids It's funny how yosposters, the socially retarded nerds who post on SA to escape their unbearably depressing lives, are always very keen to randomly mention for no reason that they have kids and/or a wife and yes she does indeed give him The Sex.
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May 5, 2015 09:08
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its coz its part of normal human lives. its interesting to me that it stands out as being so weird and unusual to you.
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May 5, 2015 10:20
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It is a part of normal human life. In fact, it's so absolutely normal and mundane that it is completely baffling to me why some people in this forum cannot go 5 minutes without reminding everyone that actually yes believe it or not there is someone on the planet willing to sleep with them.
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May 5, 2015 10:37
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becasue we talk all other kinds of shiot. what i cooked foer dinner, what i drank, what i cooked wwith, my car, my poc, my mouse. other "mundane" poo poo so if we also talk about sex then.. what? u jelly bro
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May 5, 2015 10:58
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black pete posted:It is a part of normal human life. In fact, it's so absolutely normal and mundane that it is completely baffling to me why some people in this forum cannot go 5 minutes without reminding everyone that actually yes believe it or not there is someone on the planet willing to sleep with them. lol nobody is willing to sleep with you
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May 5, 2015 11:03
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atomicthumbs posted:lol nobody is willing to sleep with you Actually that's not even remotely true. You wouldn't know about it though because it's not the kind of thing I feel the need to post on a computer forum.
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May 5, 2015 11:35
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black Pete has sex with all the superstars of yospos, y'all are just incredibly loving jel.
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May 5, 2015 11:44
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echinopsis posted:becasue we talk all other kinds of shiot. what i cooked foer dinner, what i drank, what i cooked wwith, my car, my poc, my mouse. other "mundane" poo poo so if we also talk about sex then.. what? u jelly bro Remember that time you binged on drugs and had a meltdown in the video game thread or whatever, and so many people were worried that precisely one person cared to ask?
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children are stupid
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"LINUX is a monolithic style system. This is a giant step back into the 1970s. That is like taking an existing, working C program and rewriting it in BASIC." -- linux torvalds' operating system professor
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May 5, 2015 14:36
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black pete posted:Actually that's not even remotely true. You wouldn't know about it though because it's not the kind of thing I feel the need to post on a computer forum. and yet you have
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May 5, 2015 18:12
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echinopsis posted:do you even have kids what are you melting down about now
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May 5, 2015 18:55
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your off spring is a piece of poo poo
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I'm just kidding, I'm sure they are perfectly fine human beans
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