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Perfect.
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 00:55 |
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 22:38 |
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This is my personal pick so far. dick spacious
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# ¿ May 2, 2015 21:34 |
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chumbler posted:Pizza Hut you used to have a good show advertising for you. How have you fallen so low?
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 00:54 |
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I pity the poor bastards who have to deliver these. You know how you took that one dead-end job in high school just to learn how lovely the service industry is? This must be like that experience on crack. *knock on door* Delivery boy: Pizza's here! *loud rumbling* *from behind door* : You're late. DB: (ugh) I'm sorry gohujinsama. Please accept your Miku-chan special with my deepest apologies. : M-M-Miku-chan is here!? *door open inwards* DB: (Don'tbreathin, don'tbreathin, don'tbreathi-OH MY GOD MY EYES) *door appears to only open enough for one enormous arm to come through, the rest is wedged by an innordinate amount of trash* : I will *uha* accept Miku-chan now. DB: (through the mouth oh god I think I can taste it) thank you very much sir, your total is... : *gives him the yen equivalent of a fifty* *snatches all boxes* *slams door* DB: To the next stop ignore the fact that this bill smells like foot lotion it is. Not. Your. Problem. Don't. Think. About. It. Hell is other people. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 08:15 |