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Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011



Perfect.

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Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011



This is my personal pick so far.

dick spacious :rip:

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011


chumbler posted:

Pizza Hut you used to have a good show advertising for you. How have you fallen so low?

Seraphic Neoman
Jul 19, 2011





I pity the poor bastards who have to deliver these. You know how you took that one dead-end job in high school just to learn how lovely the service industry is? This must be like that experience on crack.

*knock on door*
Delivery boy: Pizza's here!
*loud rumbling*
*from behind door*
:spergin:: You're late.
DB: (ugh) I'm sorry gohujinsama. Please accept your Miku-chan special with my deepest apologies.
:spergin:: M-M-Miku-chan is here!?
*door open inwards*
DB: (Don'tbreathin, don'tbreathin, don'tbreathi-OH MY GOD MY EYES)
*door appears to only open enough for one enormous arm to come through, the rest is wedged by an innordinate amount of trash*
:spergin:: I will *uha* accept Miku-chan now.
DB: (through the mouth oh god I think I can taste it) thank you very much sir, your total is...
:spergin:: *gives him the yen equivalent of a fifty* *snatches all boxes* *slams door*
DB: To the next stop ignore the fact that this bill smells like foot lotion it is. Not. Your. Problem. Don't. Think. About. It.

Hell is other people.

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