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homeschool dropout posted:i'll go first: I went into my shower the other morning to see a spider like this. I made it into my friend by not drowning it and letting it outside safely. I feel my spider bond more and more as time passes, but I'm sure it's made me a better person. |
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I think everyone should be afraid of everything except for the government and their parents. |
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smoobles posted:i'll go next, should i be afraid of this? no. those are cooling towers. they just remove heat from water. they're only dangerous if you fall into one. or, well, there is also another secret threat to them no one talks about. Without a proper biocide agent within the tower, they form like, unnatural optimal environments for Legionella bacteria to multiply. The draft from the tower can result in infections kilometers downstream. About 1/4 people infected will probably die. That's why we do that though -- most towers are treated in some way to help prevent that bacteria from going crazy. Legionnaire's disease. |
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joke_explainer posted:no. those are cooling towers. they just remove heat from water. they're only dangerous if you fall into one. so this is where chemtrails come from, is what I"m picking up from this?
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joke_explainer posted:no. those are cooling towers. they just remove heat from water. they're only dangerous if you fall into one. thats terrifying
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TWIST FIST posted:thats terrifying Okay, maybe you should be scared. But only if they forgot to apply biocide or something. Even then, the infection rate IS low... it just is very dangerous. |
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:51 |
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No. That's fine. That's a butterfly. They're known as Nature's Mistakes; a strong gust of wind destroys them utterly. |
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joke_explainer posted:No. That's fine. That's a butterfly. They're known as Nature's Mistakes; a strong gust of wind destroys them utterly. oh thank god i can go in my backyard again
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# ? May 2, 2015 05:57 |
i'm having a panic attack over worry that i should be afraid of this ---------------- |
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Qwerinty posted:i'm having a panic attack over worry that i should be afraid of this
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Qwerinty posted:i'm having a panic attack over worry that i should be afraid of this Relax, that's just a "gif"! It's an assortment of colors assigned a set of properties, with delineations between the frames that mark them, so the computer knows to change the image and at what interval. It's not a magic portal to another realm or anything! The rapidly changing frames give the illusion of motion, but there's nothing to be scared of; It's just on the computer screen. |
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Qwerinty posted:i'm having a panic attack over worry that i should be afraid of this |
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joke_explainer posted:Relax, that's just a "gif"! It's an assortment of colors assigned a set of properties, with delineations between the frames that mark them, so the computer knows to change the image and at what interval. It's not a magic portal to another realm or anything! The rapidly changing frames give the illusion of motion, but there's nothing to be scared of; It's just on the computer screen. i'm even more terrified now ---------------- |
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F34R M3
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Miss Psychosis posted:F34R M3 *checks microscope* Oh, yeah. You should be very afraid of this. |
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homeschool dropout posted:should i be afraid of that? you should kiss it on the lips |
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joke_explainer posted:Relax, that's just a "gif"! It's an assortment of colors assigned a set of properties, with delineations between the frames that mark them, so the computer knows to change the image and at what interval. It's not a magic portal to another realm or anything! The rapidly changing frames give the illusion of motion, but there's nothing to be scared of; It's just on the computer screen. joke_explanation: complete *troubling whir only getting louder* |
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Finn Pennywhistle posted:joke_explanation: complete *troubling whir only getting louder*
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# ? May 2, 2015 09:14 |
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https://twitter.com/sallymiakki |
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I think that's our esteemed new ik, Cumt in which case, yes, he might fire us |
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