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deep dish peat moss

Write your own rap lyrics, post existing song lyrics, a poen... whatever! I accept all challenges.

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deep dish peat moss

son gay. so what posted:

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Mapparu posted:

[Spoken]
Hurf de Durf its BYOB time
Sit back and chill to my BYOB rhyme

This is BYOB and you can hang with me
You can chill out relax and smoke a bong with me
If you need a pick me up cuz you're feelin down
Just post a thread and they come around
Glompin all over your melancholy posts
Especially Pro Target cuz he posts the most

See what i did dere dat wuz a namedrop
Because the circlejerks in the yob dey never stop

It's all about threads see how many you can make
See how many times you can make a post that is fake
Post a kitten picture and make the tables break
And sit there and laugh your rear end off while you chill and bake

Make a youtube thread, MSpaint your dick
If dey find out ur a girl you get da profile clicks
And even if youre not you can still be a chick
Just post some other girls picture, thats the trick

If youre makin effort threads to get the threadviews
Sit down right here and ill tell you some news
Here in the yob its not about attention
You dont have to do the effort to get some gay affection

It BYOB, BYOB time

[Spoken]
Hurf and a Durf, sliding to the Goldmine

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 05:17 on May 2, 2015

deep dish peat moss

Hold on... that one's not autoplaying. let me fix that

ok I fixed it

deep dish peat moss

I have to go to bed in about an hour so put your words here soon if you want to hear them

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drilldo squirt posted:

ON APRIL I, 1924, because of the sentence handed
down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to
begin that day, serving my term in the fortress at
Landsberg on the Lech.

Thus, after years of uninterrupted work, I was afforded
for the first time an opportunity to embark on a task
insisted upon by many and felt to be serviceable to the
movement by myself. Therefore, I resolved not only to
set forth, in two volumes, the object of our movement, but
also to draw a picture of its development. From this more
can be learned than from any purely doctrinary treatise.

That also gave me the opportunity to describe my own
development, as far as this is necessary for the understand-
ing of the first as well as the second volume, and which may
serve to destroy the evil legends created about my person
by the Jewish press.

With this work I do not address myself to strangers, but
to those adherents of the movement who belong to it with
their hearts and whose reason now seeks a more intimate
enlightenment. I know that one is able to win people far
more by the spoken than by the written word, and that
every great movement on this globe owes its rise to the
great speakers and not to the great writers.

Nevertheless, the basic elements of a doctrine must be
set down in permanent form in order that it may be repre-
sented in the same way and in unity. In this connection
these two volumes should serve as building stones which I
add to our common work.

THE AUTHOR

LANDSBERG ON THE LECH
PRISON OF THB FORTRESS


I'm certain this was a mistake

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i am he posted:

noen of these are working for me :[

I don't know why not... :(

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drilldo squirt posted:

My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.

Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride,

From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.

Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.

Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.

But not only that:

Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.

From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

I was having a hard tim e keeping a straight face for this one

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Grass Effect posted:

should limit 1 request per user, before drilldo goes crazy with excerpts

Why don't you post some words yourself??

deep dish peat moss

[clicks a link to play a presentation for everyone at work] oh... ahh.. uhh poo poo [rap of hitler speech starts playing] umm it's the wrong file everyone, I'm sorry...

deep dish peat moss

I'll do one more before I go to bed if someone will post something...

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City of Glompton posted:

Tyger Tyger, burning bright,
In the forests of the night;
What immortal hand or eye,
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?

In what distant deeps or skies.
Burnt the fire of thine eyes?
On what wings dare he aspire?
What the hand, dare seize the fire?

And what shoulder, & what art,
Could twist the sinews of thy heart?
And when thy heart began to beat,
What dread hand? & what dread feet?

What the hammer? what the chain,
In what furnace was thy brain?
What the anvil? what dread grasp,
Dare its deadly terrors clasp!

When the stars threw down their spears
And water'd heaven with their tears:
Did he smile his work to see?
Did he who made the Lamb make thee?

Tyger Tyger burning bright,
In the forests of the night:
What immortal hand or eye,
Dare frame thy fearful symmetry?

deep dish peat moss

That's it for tonight but this is fun and I'll do more soon so keep posting whatever

deep dish peat moss

The beat was poorly chosen on that one

deep dish peat moss

I'll record some after work, but the rznv rap is now by far the most listened-to thing I've ever recorded. Nice.

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joke_explainer posted:

It is known that Maxwell's electrodynamics—as usually understood at the present time—when applied to moving bodies, leads to asymmetries which do not appear to be inherent in the phenomena. Take, for example, the reciprocal electrodynamic action of a magnet and a conductor. The observable phenomenon here depends only on the relative motion of the conductor and the magnet, whereas the customary view draws a sharp distinction between the two cases in which either the one or the other of these bodies is in motion. For if the magnet is in motion and the conductor at rest, there arises in the neighbourhood of the magnet an electric field with a certain definite energy, producing a current at the places where parts of the conductor are situated. But if the magnet is stationary and the conductor in motion, no electric field arises in the neighbourhood of the magnet. In the conductor, however, we find an electromotive force, to which in itself there is no corresponding energy, but which gives rise—assuming equality of relative motion in the two cases discussed—to electric currents of the same path and intensity as those produced by the electric forces in the former case.

Examples of this sort, together with the unsuccessful attempts to discover any motion of the earth relatively to the “light medium,” suggest that the phenomena of electrodynamics as well as of mechanics possess no properties corresponding to the idea of absolute rest. They suggest rather that, as has already been shown to the first order of small quantities, the same laws of electrodynamics and optics will be valid for all frames of reference for which the equations of mechanics hold good.1 We will raise this conjecture (the purport of which will hereafter be called the “Principle of Relativity”) to the status of a postulate, and also introduce another postulate, which is only apparently irreconcilable with the former, namely, that light is always propagated in empty space with a definite velocity c which is independent of the state of motion of the emitting body. These two postulates suffice for the attainment of a simple and consistent theory of the electrodynamics of moving bodies based on Maxwell's theory for stationary bodies. The introduction of a “luminiferous ether” will prove to be superfluous inasmuch as the view here to be developed will not require an “absolutely stationary space” provided with special properties, nor assign a velocity-vector to a point of the empty space in which electromagnetic processes take place.

Einstein wrote a few sick rhymes man

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Hick Magnet posted:

Einstein wrote a few sick rhymes man




We did it, all, the rznv remix broke tindeck. We can go home.

deep dish peat moss

You guys should post shorter thingss... drat. Who wanna read a thread full of all this text to find the tindeck links

deep dish peat moss

It ain't, but I am maximum illin'

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drilldo squirt posted:

I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail

I recorded a 45 second intro to a 15 second verse

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GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

Bitch I look like Goku
Bitch I look like Vegeta
I'm hopping out that old school
64 Impala, swagged up
Bitch I'm poppin bottles, bag up

Bitch I look like goku
I'm hoppin out dat old school
loving up that Pro Tool
Super saiyan swagger
Bitches on my dick
Because all my albums platinum
I don't give a gently caress because
I'm swagged up to the maximum

Bitch I look like Gohan
Smoking up that marijuana
Bitch I'm having so much
Dre know how the gently caress I do it all
I'm bout to wear it all

Got money homie, Gucci shirt, Louis pants swaggin
Bentley hit me for a pretty rear end platinum
Yeah! Drop top swaggin like yeah!
Hollering out "Wooo!" Like Ric Flair
Swag swag, I look like Vince McMahon
Swag gettin' money, yeah I look like Peter Pan
Swag Swag I got Death Note swag
Dat anime swag put a nigga in bag

Bitch I look like Goku
Ridin in my old school
Smoking up the pro tool

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