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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Hick Magnet posted:

Hold on... that one's not autoplaying. let me fix that

ok I fixed it

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
ON APRIL I, 1924, because of the sentence handed
down by the People's Court of Munich, I had to
begin that day, serving my term in the fortress at
Landsberg on the Lech.

Thus, after years of uninterrupted work, I was afforded
for the first time an opportunity to embark on a task
insisted upon by many and felt to be serviceable to the
movement by myself. Therefore, I resolved not only to
set forth, in two volumes, the object of our movement, but
also to draw a picture of its development. From this more
can be learned than from any purely doctrinary treatise.

That also gave me the opportunity to describe my own
development, as far as this is necessary for the understand-
ing of the first as well as the second volume, and which may
serve to destroy the evil legends created about my person
by the Jewish press.

With this work I do not address myself to strangers, but
to those adherents of the movement who belong to it with
their hearts and whose reason now seeks a more intimate
enlightenment. I know that one is able to win people far
more by the spoken than by the written word, and that
every great movement on this globe owes its rise to the
great speakers and not to the great writers.

Nevertheless, the basic elements of a doctrine must be
set down in permanent form in order that it may be repre-
sented in the same way and in unity. In this connection
these two volumes should serve as building stones which I
add to our common work.

THE AUTHOR

LANDSBERG ON THE LECH
PRISON OF THB FORTRESS

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Right before you drop it makes sure to say welcome to my struggle.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I love you.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm laughing so hard right now.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
My country 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing.

Land where my fathers died, land of the Pilgrim's pride,

From every mountainside, let freedom ring!

And if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.

And so let freedom ring from the prodigious hilltops of New Hampshire.

Let freedom ring from the mighty mountains of New York.

Let freedom ring from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.

Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.

Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.

But not only that:

Let freedom ring from Stone Mountain of Georgia.

Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.

Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi.

From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Would you be mad if I posted the articles of confederation?

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I found the preamble for the soviet constitution but it seems kinda thick.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Someone rapping the intro to mein kamf would make me respect them even more. I don't know what kind of jerks you work for but drat.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail

Somebody fucked around with this message at 20:39 on May 3, 2015

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm deadly pie and I'm the kind of guy
who'll make my mom and father cry
I'll make all of u yobbers sigh
when I shitpost while I'm high
I like to tell you hello friend
I post garbage threads without end
and the only time I ain't fail
is when I'm chillin in kitty jail

Hold on a second, I didn't say this at all!

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
First of all, it's terrible, secondly my threads were jewels in a cesspit, thirdly that's really bad.

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