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Dec 31, 2007

mike is extremely win

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Dec 31, 2007

elf help book posted:

theres some recent video where hes showing someone around his house and he goes like AND THATS WHERE BUGS BUNNY TOOK A GIANT poo poo

it was jontron and he was impressed

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Dec 31, 2007

whenever people talk about it on youtube he tells them his exact dimensions and asks that they dont talk about it anymore

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Dec 31, 2007

lowtax and the avgn should team up

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Dec 31, 2007

i love sports and hate star warps

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Dec 31, 2007

The Jock Gamer

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Dec 31, 2007

i have a thicker dick than mike matei

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Dec 31, 2007

its only 4 inches long tho

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Dec 31, 2007

Happy Fun Gamer posted:

Here is a 2d approximation of Mike Matei's penis, with a roll of quarters for scale.



I'd love if someone could make a 3d render.

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Dec 31, 2007

when i cum it all gets caught up in my foreskin and i have to milk it gently like a cow to get it out then use a straw in a drink bottle to flush it out cleanly

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Dec 31, 2007


the video where i make fun of a guy for being circumsized for 40 minutes

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

And it's not just me. Hideo Kojima himself said it slurped anal grease through a warthog's dickhole.

lol

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

I've also enjoyed googling footage of the games to see what they're like after he shows off the cover art.

action fighter was a surprise

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Dec 31, 2007

net cafe scandal posted:

Probably misses his old glasses.

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Dec 31, 2007

nice. when i was a kid and i got home from school i watched rug rats and angry beavers on tv while playing homm2

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Dec 31, 2007

net cafe scandal posted:

Does Bootsy appear on any decent videos besides Board James, Silver Surfer, and the Battletoads playthrough?

he plays a back to the future game for the first time and slowly dismantles and destroys it

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Dec 31, 2007

well uh, the first one i saw was dr jekyll and mr hyde when i logged onto cinemassacre.com in 2004

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Dec 31, 2007

everyone on this list ftw http://www.teamyp.com/teams/

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

the professional Evolve team sponsored by YouPorn

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Dec 31, 2007


:chome:

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Dec 31, 2007

:razz::fag:

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Dec 31, 2007


lol

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Dec 31, 2007

Bill Barber posted:

What was the instagram link it looks like he deleted it.

http://archive.is/pv7Co

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Dec 31, 2007

mysterious loyall X posted:

Millennial human cucked garbage who gobbles up all the reform jew and cfr invented hashtags on twitter: zuh? Someone didnot lulz at the 45 second joke where the black lady sustains a cuncusion but still delivers a 40 second long punchline? #thiswhyshematters

Me, peeking from behind julius evolas ride the tiger while dressed as avgn bugs bunny: cuck

lol

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Dec 31, 2007

Black Baby Goku posted:

Lowtax and AVGN are teaming up with On Cinema At The Cinema and my fantasy just became my reality

hell yeah baby. lowtax is on the gravy train at last

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Dec 31, 2007

does the epic avgn frowny face as pictured at that picture

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Dec 31, 2007

the elvis costume mike matei wears in that board james episode was his own personal costume

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Dec 31, 2007

the new avgn game looks good

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Dec 31, 2007

Soral posted:

who is ryan

hes the website developer

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

Motherfucker Mike's bizarre, anachronistic obsession with the Three Stooges is epic.

someone post his goddamn 3 stooges dream again

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Dec 31, 2007


lol

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Dec 31, 2007

anyway i agree with mike matei, it would be epic if they had the 3 stooges on tv at a bar

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Dec 31, 2007

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

[dream screaming] MIKE!!!!!!! THANKS FOR BRINGING THE THREE STOOGES!!!!!!!!!

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Dec 31, 2007

happy birthday mike

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Dec 31, 2007

someone make lumpys av this

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Dec 31, 2007

he likes the smell of the roast

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Dec 31, 2007


lol that the title of this video keeps changing

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Dec 31, 2007

In Training posted:

I liked it more before I had to actually look at Brutal DOOM.

lol

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Dec 31, 2007

brutal doom is awesome until you play it

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Dec 31, 2007

Wormskull posted:

I'm watching the episode again to help me chill out, after becoming extremely depressed by how much I've grown to hate Overwatch the past couple weeks.

i could tell immediately that it was the style of game where as soon as you get good at it it immediately becomes a chore but everyone ignored me saying that the game is aids

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