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pig slut lisa

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my favorite bar in town does a thing where you get points for every beer you drink on a monday night and as you pass milestones you win prizes. well tonight i finally passed 60 monday beers and as a result i'm entitled to a beer wall tin. long story short the bartender pulls out a red stripe tin n i'm like "hell yeah baby! jamaicn for beer!" it's especially good cause we just had a jamaican coworker start. anyway the next level is 80 which is like a shirt or some poo poo. 100 is your name on the wall. i have bene in the club for several years. very nice borat.

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pig slut lisa

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drilldo squirt posted:

You sound like a huge nerd and a lonely drunk all put together.

hmmm...ya...go on (but in my head i'm thinking "this guy's freakin nutso!!)

pig slut lisa

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Bwee posted:

Solomon Grundy,
60 beers on a Monday,
60 beers on Tuesday,
60 beers on Wednesday,
60 beers on Thursday,
60 beers on Friday,
60 beers on Saturday,
60 beers on Sunday.
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy

pig slut lisa

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i was reading an urban planning book at the bar. if that thread was still active maybe i wouldn't have been driven into the bottle.

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