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i love them too.. sucking em up through a straw. i can feel them crawling around my throat and belly all night. it keeps me up but its worth it.
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May 5, 2015 23:44
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May 17, 2024 04:07
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sometimes its embarrassing when i get out of hand and they're just spilling out of my mouth. i dont care though. i'll grow plump on the spoils of the dirt. its healthy.
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May 5, 2015 23:52
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wake up. my alarm clock is an ant farm. brush my teeth: ants. go to work-nope. just sit at home and eat ants all day. i've got a system and it works.
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May 5, 2015 23:54
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ive got a beer can hat for when i go out in public. the cans are full of ants. i got the kind with opaque straws so people dont see the ants and ask too many questions.
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May 5, 2015 23:55
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the doctors took an x ray and asked if i swallowed a whole ant farm. nope.. just the ants. they're hardy, and resourceful.
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May 6, 2015 01:06
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when im kissing a girl and the ants start crawling into her moujth but we just cant stop. spit and ants everywhere. its very primal, but also very erotic.
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May 9, 2015 18:38
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when they cut open my body to find out what made me so smart and handsome they're going to find a bunch of ants but the ants wont say a drat word. they would never betray me.
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May 9, 2015 18:42
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at first i thought the health risks were too great. i had lots of quesitons. what if the ants take over my brain. what if they're dirty. how does physics work. ants are really strong, what if they lift my body from the inside and throw me off a building. how come a balloon in a car stays in the same position within the car. do ants understand physics better than me.
i am he fucked around with this message at 19:01 on May 9, 2015
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May 9, 2015 18:48
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May 17, 2024 04:07
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lol
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