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blainestereo posted:I love you. > I love you.
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May 15, 2015 15:32
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May 15, 2015 15:42
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poo poo just got real yo.
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May 15, 2015 15:43
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Outrail posted:poo poo just got real yo. Literally.
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May 15, 2015 15:52
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Where the gently caress is the pizza?
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May 15, 2015 15:55
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Airstream Driver posted:Where the gently caress is the pizza? This, and while you're checking on the computer, post a CYOA thread on GBS.
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May 15, 2015 16:15
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EngineerSean posted:Pick up your Halo doll and yell "You killed my Cortana, now I must release The Flood on you, just like my hero John Masterchief." Release the flood... of poop. This
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May 15, 2015 16:38
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EngineerSean posted:Pick up your Halo doll and yell "You killed my Cortana, now I must release The Flood on you, just like my hero John Masterchief." Release the flood... of poop.
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May 15, 2015 16:48
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>summon Tane
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May 15, 2015 17:02
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> hurriedly apologize to the TCC goon and explain that you were just experimenting with a new jenkem delivery system. > stealthily take a picture of him to use as a "before" picture for You Look Like poo poo. caption the picture with a pun regarding the title of the forum and the fact that the tcc goon is covered in your feces. then disable him, tie him to a chair and torture him until he reveals the location of your Hanzo Steel. Maybe try playing an anime for him that he hates, and dismember him slowly while he watches. Take pictures during the torture process and continue to post to You Look Like poo poo.
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May 15, 2015 17:05
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Outrail posted:poo poo just got real yo. > Take all your amiibos and pose them as a team.
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May 15, 2015 17:08
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Laugh at him with a level of schadenfreude that only a true gbs man can muster
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May 15, 2015 17:17
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Grab a handful of amiibos off the shelf and hurl them like darts into his face.
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May 15, 2015 17:51
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almightyerin posted:Grab a handful of amiibos off the shelf and hurl them like darts into his face.
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May 15, 2015 18:06
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Pull the shelf down on top of him, do a jig!
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May 15, 2015 18:18
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> sit your fat rear end on top of the TCC goon > let the poo poo in his bleeding wound fester until he dies of septic shock
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May 15, 2015 18:32
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albany academy posted:> hurriedly apologize to the TCC goon and explain that you were just experimenting with a new jenkem delivery system.
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May 15, 2015 18:40
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> cop a feel while he's still warm > release all the rest of your bodily fluids in his mouth
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May 15, 2015 19:01
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albany academy posted:> hurriedly apologize to the TCC goon and explain that you were just experimenting with a new jenkem delivery system.
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May 15, 2015 19:06
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Yell "Let me show you truly complete!" And shiv the TCC goon with every piece of your complete amibo collection. Bonus points for sticking them in all manner of orifices.
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May 15, 2015 19:42
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Hopper posted:Yell "Let me show you truly complete!" And shiv the TCC goon with every piece of your complete amibo collection. Bonus points for sticking them in all manner of orifices. gently caress that will ruin their value
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May 15, 2015 20:00
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EngineerSean posted:Pick up your Halo doll and yell "You killed my Cortana, now I must release The Flood on you, just like my hero John Masterchief." Release the flood... of poop.  The TCC Goon flails around in agony, getting poop everywhere and knocking several more Priceless Amiibos off your shelf as he claws frantically at the rare Wii Fit Trainer Amiibo embedded in his shoulder. His poop slick fingers can't get a grip on the tiny figurine. With your cargo shorts still around your ankles, you shuffle across the room and pick up your Commemorative Premium Format Platinum Pre-Order Bonus 1:5 scale Resin Masterchief Statue. The exquisitely detailed statue is one of only 15,000 in the world, and was an exclusive bonus with pre-order of the Ultimate Platinum Edition of Halo 4, available only at San Diego Comic Con on a first come, first served basis. You had to stand in line for eighteen hours and it cost nine hundred dollars, but it was worth every penny. The sturdy statue is almost too heavy for you to lift, but you manage.  You:You killed my Cortana, now I must release The Flood on you, just like my hero John Masterchief.  You release the flood... of poop.
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May 15, 2015 20:50
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Helmholz posted:>summon Tane > get a printout of Oyster smiling
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May 15, 2015 20:54
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is this thread based on real life events?
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May 15, 2015 21:00
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Bohemian Cowabunga posted:is this thread based on real life events? This is a true story. At the request of the survivors, the usernames have been changed. Out of respect for the dead, the rest has been told exactly as it occurred.
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May 15, 2015 21:25
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> Read Watchmen and complain loudly to TCC goon about how the movie adaptation ruined everything and it's somehow all his fault
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May 15, 2015 21:29
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> Eat the loving choco bar already. Smear it in poo poo and eat it like a disgusting pig you are.
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May 15, 2015 21:30
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>brain TCC goon with the statue of John Masterchef
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May 15, 2015 21:58
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> drop the statue on his toes and then cop a feel when he cant escape
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May 15, 2015 22:02
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Hogge Wild posted:> drop the statue on his toes and then cop a feel when he cant escape
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May 15, 2015 22:03
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gently caress this beta bitchass pussyboy. Assert our new found alpha dominance by pissing all over him
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May 15, 2015 22:47
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Jenkem Delivery posted:gently caress this beta bitchass pussyboy. Assert our new found alpha dominance by pissing all over him No you'll wash the poo poo off him that's the only thing saving us from gristly amiibo death
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May 15, 2015 22:51
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Hogge Wild posted:> drop the statue on his toes and then cop a feel when he cant escape And then shovel fistfuls of poo poo into his mouth and nose as a form of shitboarding until he talks
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May 15, 2015 22:56
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You people are animals. >Offer TCC goon a cup of tea >Lace tea with rat poison
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May 15, 2015 23:08
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AMINAL posted:And then shovel fistfuls of poo poo into his mouth and nose as a form of shitboarding until he talks Changing my vote to shitboarding
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May 15, 2015 23:14
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Oh poo poo whatever happened with the pizza, now seems like the perfect time for the dominoes pizza delivery guy to start knocking on the door. edit: Just double checked pizza has definitely not shown up.
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May 15, 2015 23:16
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>Trusting in the traction provided by your utilitarian flip-flops, you raise the Masterchief figurine over your head to deliver an epic 2001-A Space Odyssey monkey-style killing blow. You struggle to get it over your head, and then your pitiful strength gives out and you topple over backwards, falling like a doughy cut tree in a puddle of poop. While you lie there, panting and pantsless, there is a knock at the door.
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May 16, 2015 00:21
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>ask TCC goon if he wants some ice cream
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> hypnotize TCC goon > order him to spontaneously combust
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