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texaholic posted:Oh poo poo whatever happened with the pizza, now seems like the perfect time for the dominoes pizza delivery guy to start knocking on the door. we've emptied the contents of our colon and bowels several times over and still have nothing to refill them. call up dominos and complain that the pizza still hasn't arrived. then call pizza hut and place an order
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Make Pizza Hut and Dominos delivery boys knife fight for their tip.
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May 16, 2015 01:44
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C. Everett Koop posted:we've emptied the contents of our colon and bowels several times over and still have nothing to refill them. Refill colon with amiibos then position self, bent over, in front of doorway. When pizza guy knocks just yell "COME IN" and unleash on him with your amiibo rear end cannon.
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May 16, 2015 02:57
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CuddlyZombie posted:> Take all your amiibos and pose them as a team.
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start chanting " it is by will alone i set my mind in motion. it is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains. the stains become a warning. it is by will alone i set my mind in motion." try to use the voice on him
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May 16, 2015 03:10
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I feel like I can really relate to this story.
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May 16, 2015 03:26
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> become convinced that TCC goon is possessed > exorcize him
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May 16, 2015 07:18
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>perform a Star Trek incantation and sacrifice a 6 year old to summon Aatrek
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May 16, 2015 08:31
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go back to your computer for a moment and check if there have been any replies to your thread in gbs
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> check on the status of our god drat pizza
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> Call Grandma, "Weren't you going to send me cookies for my birthday, whatever happened to that?"
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yoloer420 posted:> check on the status of our god drat pizza
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Abyssal Squid posted:> Call Grandma, "Weren't you going to send me cookies for my birthday, whatever happened to that?"
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Let's crush the tcc goon with the statue/our gut before we worry about the pizza. If we need to power up before finishing the guy off we should still have that big candy bar we can shove in our mouth. E: don't worry about unwrapping it obviously, just shove that bitch in our face and start chomping.
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> while TCC goon is distracted by thrashing around in agony on a spreading puddle of poo and blood, drag what's her faces corpse over on top of him, completing the illusion of a ritual double suicide
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Fojar38 posted:go back to your computer for a moment and check if there have been any replies to your thread in gbs
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May 16, 2015 16:33
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Yeah, see when the loving pizza will be here
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May 16, 2015 16:37
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I'm a little amazed that our hanzo steel is the only weapon we have. Our intrepid goon hero should have decorative knives and swords all over the place and one of those Klingon weapons as well.
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Avernus posted:I'm a little amazed that our hanzo steel is the only weapon we have. Our intrepid goon hero should have decorative knives and swords all over the place and one of those Klingon weapons as well. as well as the well respected shuriken
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This thread is gross. The OP should turn himself in to the police or pizza guy, whichever comes first.
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Avernus posted:I'm a little amazed that our hanzo steel is the only weapon we have. Our intrepid goon hero should have decorative knives and swords all over the place and one of those Klingon weapons as well. > Visit BudK website and order replacement katana.
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Top City Homo posted:as well as the well respected shuriken Yeah, like lmao if some crude loving gun is your projectile weapon of choice.
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Perform a dread ritual using the Tcc goons blood to summon the dark one. STARVING GIRL
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Dr Cheeto posted:>brain TCC goon with the statue of John Masterchef CaptainSarcastic posted:>Trusting in the traction provided by your utilitarian flip-flops, you raise the Masterchief figurine over your head to deliver an epic 2001-A Space Odyssey monkey-style killing blow. You struggle to get it over your head, and then your pitiful strength gives out and you topple over backwards, falling like a doughy cut tree in a puddle of poop. While you lie there, panting and pantsless, there is a knock at the door.  Your raise the Commemorative Premium Format Platinum Pre-Order Bonus 1:5 scale Resin Masterchief Statue over your head to deliver the killing blow. The solid resin statue is extremely heavy, and your willowy arms nearly snap like twigs with the effort of raising it over your head You: It's time to end this...  Before you can deliver the coup de grace, your arms give out and you are pulled over backwards. You try to steady yourself, but your recent flood of diarrhea has left the floor slick and you are unable to regain your footing.  You fall over like a doughy cut tree into your puddle of poop.  Seeing you vulnerable, the TCC Goon flies into an animalistic rage, bellowing with primal fury, he snatches up your Rozalinda Amiibo and leaps at you!  The fragile doll cannot penetrate your historically accurate samurai armor and shatters against the cardboard.  Heedless, the TCC Goon stabs you again and again, unleashing a hurricane of savage blows threaten to overwhelm even your sturdy armor! Through the inchoate screams of the TCC Goon, you hear another voice shouting, but you can't make out what it's saying.  Suddenly, the TCC Goon is clobbered by an Extra Large Meat Lover's Pizza. The searing hot grease burns the TCC Goon's skin and the Triple thick crust with flavor chambers is too heavy for him to escape on his own.  Domino's Pizza Guy: Are you okay, buddy? Hang on, I'm calling the cops.  Your vision fades as you begin to pass out from hunger. If only you'd eaten the Choco Bar you might have stayed conscious long enough to get the *Best Ending*. Why oh why didn't you eat the Choco Bar?? Domino's Pizza Guy: You hear me, buddy? Stay with me... Stay w The End EPILOGUE:  STATS Candy Eaten: 95% (Sliver Medal) Pizzas Enjoyed: 0 Real killers discovered: 1 Real killers caught: 0 Homicides Comitted: 0 Shits taken: 2 Corpses Desecrated: 1 Boobs Felt: 1.5 Amiibos Remaining: 9/10 (Silver Medal) Missing items recovered: 0/5 Applewhite fucked around with this message at 23:17 on May 16, 2015 |
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>New Game+ this poo poo, retaining all of your knowledge of what happened
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> Restart level > Console window - GOD MODE
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Told you to eat the god drat CHOCO bar, repeatedly! 
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$15 for a newpaper? Holy poo poo.
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"im gay" says victim
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What is this about not eating the choco bar? That was in the suggestions several times.
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> Load Autosave > Eat Choco Bar
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SaltyJesus posted:> Load Autosave
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SaltyJesus posted:> Load Autosave Loading Autosave... Domino's Pizza Guy: Are you okay, buddy? Hang on, I'm calling the cops. Your vision fades as you begin to pass out from hunger. If only you'd eaten the Choco Bar you might have stayed conscious long enough to get the *Best Ending*. Why oh why didn't you eat the Choco Bar?? You didn't even think to, did you? Domino's Pizza Guy: You hear me, buddy? Stay with me... Stay w The End EPILOGUE: STATS Candy Eaten: 95% (Sliver Medal) Pizzas Enjoyed: 0 Real killers discovered: 1 Real killers caught: 0 Homicides Comitted: 0 Shits taken: 2 Corpses Desecrated: 1 Boobs Felt: 1.5 Amiibos Remaining: 9/10 (Silver Medal) Missing items recovered: 0/5
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> Load 05052015.sav > Eat Choco Bar
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Regalingualius posted:>New Game+ this poo poo, retaining all of your knowledge of what happened The new game + would throw you some curveballs so your retained knowledge would be useless.
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Applewhite posted:The new game + would throw you some curveballs so your retained knowledge would be useless. Applewhite posted:
same starting point? If so... Hypochondriasis kicks in. Proceed to splash copious amounts of water everywhere in an effort to purge the bathroom of fecal matter and get rid of the potential diseases hiding within.
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so the delivery guy took the pizza out of the box with his hands, and managed to throw it with its shape completely intact? despite it being hot? despite it being cut up? seems unrealistic imo
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Vanilla Mint Ice posted:so the delivery guy took the pizza out of the box with his hands, and managed to throw it with its shape completely intact? despite it being hot? despite it being cut up? He opened the top of the box and catapulted it out. The cheese was viscous enough to hold the slices together... yeah.
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Vanilla Mint Ice posted:so the delivery guy took the pizza out of the box with his hands, and managed to throw it with its shape completely intact? despite it being hot? despite it being cut up? 
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