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Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Pretend you're being held for ransom, ask for ransom money

# ¿ May 11, 2015 01:56

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# ¿ May 17, 2024 13:00

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

almightyerin posted:

When the pizza comes, pull amiibo out of your rear end and give it to the driver as a tip.

Get his fingerprints on it. Call the cops so they arrive just after the driver arrives.

# ¿ May 12, 2015 05:25

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

Applewhite posted:

TCC Goon: Amiibos. You know... ever since they came out I've been fascinated by them... Obsessed really. Amiibos.
Many people are. And why wouldn't they be? After all Amiibos represent perfection... a perfection unattainable by our flawed human bodies. Amiibos are... complete...
You understand what I'm talking about though, don't you? You're a completionist... like me. I can tell.
Emily didn't understand. I tried to show her... tried to...complete her...

Get some sort of recording device like a phone or computer and ask him to repeat himself.

Call the cops.

# ¿ May 14, 2015 04:47

Spookydonut: Sep 13, 2010; "Hello alien thoughtbeasts! We murder children!"
~our children?~
"Not recently, no!"
~we cool bro~

I'm gay says the victim.

Mission accomplished.

# ¿ May 17, 2015 05:40

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