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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


crew posted:

They are almost out of convenient and soft targets so we'll see if they wanna put their grindface on

Looks like ~The Allies~ are getting along swimmingly, first cracks, etc.



AAaaaaaand this is why the Allies will probably not be able to counter Imperium harassment of Vale and Tribute.


Tangent: No takers on whether the CO2-sourced supposedly-genuine log from the_war_room is legitimate?

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Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


To be fair, unless something has changed, Shadow Cartel is going to be ultra-hyper-mega-insanely elitist and probably wouldn't set blues if it cured cancer.

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

DisgracelandUSA posted:

Fixed that for you, but I don't know if I agree with the second part.

We probably would have a better go at the whole viceroy thing if it was based on highsec suicide ganking. Repurpose it to selling extended warranties on their freighters, incursion/mission ships, and structures. The sell is really easy too "it would be a shame if something were to happen to X, you should purchase our extended warranty on it and we'll make sure nothing happens to it." Then when something does happen send them some butchered :ea: EULA and say they violated the terms so no pay out. Just target all of the highsec pubbies and sooner or later they'll learn to pay up.

Foehammer007 posted:

The true goal in space life is to shoot fcon and SMA.

fixed :colbert:

Azuth0667 fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Mar 30, 2016

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

crew posted:

Hes paying it to Hard Knocks, which is essentially an arm of PL which they have ceased trying to hide.

Noobman smugged on reddit about dropping his Titan in Vale, which is literally in PL, so...

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

crew posted:

They are almost out of convenient and soft targets so we'll see if they wanna put their grindface on

Looks like ~The Allies~ are getting along swimmingly, first cracks, etc.



yeah I said this earlier but our best strategy is to lose money moons then wait for them to start squabbling over spoils of war

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

Eonwe posted:

lol thank you


the EVE thread is really interesting to read lately, good stuff guys

I really hope you give it a try one day.

Farking Bastage
Sep 22, 2007

Who dey think gonna beat dem Bengos!
Let the fuckers have vale then reaver/blops them until they all ragequit

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

Farking Bastage posted:

Let the fuckers have vale then reaver/blops them until they all ragequit

I would be very surprised indeed if anybody but perhaps XIX shows anything more than even a passing interest in Vale.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Potato Salad posted:

Tangent: No takers on whether the CO2-sourced supposedly-genuine log from the_war_room is legitimate?

After playing this game for a decade, that part really seems like a bit of extra Mittens spin

Siets
Sep 19, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Dalael posted:

I really hope you give it a try one day.

:eonwe: one of us, one of us :eonwe:

DisgracelandUSA
Aug 11, 2011

Yeah, I gets down with the homies

Azuth0667 posted:

We probably would have a better go at the whole viceroy thing if it was based on highsec suicide ganking. Repurpose it to selling extended warranties on their freighters, incursion/mission ships, and structures. The sell is really easy too "it would be a shame if something were to happen to X, you should purchase our extended warranty on it and we'll make sure nothing happens to it." Then when something does happen send them some butchered :ea: EULA and say they violated the terms so no pay out. Just target all of the highsec pubbies and sooner or later they'll learn to pay up.


fixed :colbert:

The problem with actually trying to do protection/extortion racket is that well has been poisoned for over a year now. CODE. has been selling their permits for 10m a piece since 2012. Gankers, collectively, have been aggressively extorting and ransoming freighter pilots, convincing them to accept duels, eject from freighters, eject their cargo, only to turn around and kill them the next moment for about 16 months now. So it's pretty hard to convince someone they'll actually be safe if they pay you, they always try to shorten the terms of payment / protection, and then they still get mad when someone not you ganks them and then stop paying. It's easier just to gank them and run and cons / scams / rackets as a side venture.

I've got one contract going on a guy. He paid us 1.6b for 2 weeks protection, and the fact that he hasn't gotten ganked yet is utterly baffling to me, but at least he's due for another payment in a couple days.

SierraNovember
Nov 3, 2011
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TELL ME THAT YOU'RE A WOMEN OR GAY. I'M SO TIRED OF PEOPLE TELLING ME THAT THAT I KEEP BREAKING MY FUCKING KEYBOARD. GOD JUST READING THAT MAKES ME WANT TO BASH IT IN UNTIL EVERYTHING IS COVERED WITH BLOOD, FLESH, AND BONE AAAARGHAARHGHGHAHRHHFFF
Registering for Goon Fleet is like Fort Knox! Now let me in boot camp so and give me moneys so I can haplessly orbit asteroids like a penguin on ice and pretend I'm good at the game. Please!

Azuth0667
Sep 20, 2011

By the word of Zoroaster, no business decision is poor when it involves Ahura Mazda.

DisgracelandUSA posted:

The problem with actually trying to do protection/extortion racket is that well has been poisoned for over a year now. CODE. has been selling their permits for 10m a piece since 2012. Gankers, collectively, have been aggressively extorting and ransoming freighter pilots, convincing them to accept duels, eject from freighters, eject their cargo, only to turn around and kill them the next moment for about 16 months now. So it's pretty hard to convince someone they'll actually be safe if they pay you, they always try to shorten the terms of payment / protection, and then they still get mad when someone not you ganks them and then stop paying. It's easier just to gank them and run and cons / scams / rackets as a side venture.

I've got one contract going on a guy. He paid us 1.6b for 2 weeks protection, and the fact that he hasn't gotten ganked yet is utterly baffling to me, but at least he's due for another payment in a couple days.

Has it been tried with mission runners and incursion runners? No one seems to touch them and I think we're probably one of the only groups that could coordinate it.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



I'm still really mad at myself for getting drunk one night and posting itt about one of the burn jitas a few years ago

but otoh I've been making steadily better choices since then

edit: years ago, not nights

FAT32 SHAMER fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Mar 30, 2016

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Eonwe, im kinda space poor in EVE, but if you ever decide to give it a try, I'll give you 100m isk as a starting bonus. No strings attached. I'm sure others will also give you some (probably more) and a nunch of free ships for you to lose.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I'm sharpening my sabres to start harassing people. I haven't quite figured out a personal doctrine yet. I'm thinking something like sabre/cynnabal/daredevil/boosting tengu. I want a team that can be a pain in the rear end to enemy fleets but also effortlessly chew up any svipuls that I catch.

Idunno.

DisgracelandUSA posted:

The problem with actually trying to do protection/extortion racket is that well has been poisoned for over a year now. CODE. has been selling their permits for 10m a piece since 2012. Gankers, collectively, have been aggressively extorting and ransoming freighter pilots, convincing them to accept duels, eject from freighters, eject their cargo, only to turn around and kill them the next moment for about 16 months now. So it's pretty hard to convince someone they'll actually be safe if they pay you, they always try to shorten the terms of payment / protection, and then they still get mad when someone not you ganks them and then stop paying. It's easier just to gank them and run and cons / scams / rackets as a side venture.

I've got one contract going on a guy. He paid us 1.6b for 2 weeks protection, and the fact that he hasn't gotten ganked yet is utterly baffling to me, but at least he's due for another payment in a couple days.

This rock keeps tigers away

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

CommonShore posted:

I'm sharpening my sabres to start harassing people. I haven't quite figured out a personal doctrine yet. I'm thinking something like sabre/cynnabal/daredevil/boosting tengu. I want a team that can be a pain in the rear end to enemy fleets but also effortlessly chew up any svipuls that I catch.

Idunno.

This rock keeps tigers away

Maybe add/include a Pilgrim/Curse, bonused Neuts/NOSes & Tracking Disruptors should help rather a lot against Svipuls and against a lot of other ships.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Tusen Takk posted:

I'm still really mad at myself for getting drunk one night and posting itt about one of the burn jitas a few nights ago

but otoh I've been making steadily better choices since then

Never apologize for drunk posting

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica

Tusen Takk posted:

I'm still really mad at myself for getting drunk one night and posting itt about one of the burn jitas a few nights ago

but otoh I've been making steadily better choices since then

I love to burn

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Hollow Talk posted:

Maybe add/include a Pilgrim/Curse, bonused Neuts/NOSes & Tracking Disruptors should help rather a lot against Svipuls and against a lot of other ships.

Interesting.... my only guy who can fly a pilgrim is the cynnabal pilot, I think.

sabre/pilgrim/daredevil/hmlgu? Maybe? I'll gently caress with it when I get home I guess.

e. I have two guys who can fly pilgrim/curse but they're also my only two guys who can fly sabres.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



crew posted:

Never apologize for drunk posting

I remember waking up to a bunch of PMs and a jabber ping that were like "hey uh you should probably edit that out" and then I logged into eve and I had been kicked by Digi

BUT IT'S OKAY because I promptly got married and changed degrees and started saving $15/month!

please let me back in i promise i won't be bad

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...
Someone smarter than me help me out here.

This whole war is supposedly being bankrolled by IWantISK, which is a literal online gambling site that skirts the issue by using in game currency versus actual dollars/euros/whatever. However, since PLEX is an actual item that can be purchased with real currency and redeemed for ISK at the market rate, how is that any different from the old shady online poker/casino/gambling websites that the government went after something fierce in the early 2000's? You essentially deposited money in some shady offshore account and you would have credits deposited in your gambling account (which were then notoriously difficult to turn back into real money and cash out).

Since this game is full of space lawyers and real ones (including our glorious leader), how is it that this hasn't been pointed out to :ccp: yet? And if :ccp: is aware of it and unwilling to shut them down, why haven't the proper authorities been notified about these online illegal gambling websites? I'm sure the amount of buttmad and rage that would fly because we space lawyered their financial backing out of existence would be the ultimate salt mine.

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
do people really care that much??

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Dalael posted:

Eonwe, im kinda space poor in EVE, but if you ever decide to give it a try, I'll give you 100m isk as a starting bonus. No strings attached. I'm sure others will also give you some (probably more) and a nunch of free ships for you to lose.

ok I may!

FruitNYogurtParfait
Mar 29, 2006

Sion lied. Deadtear died for our sins. #VengeanceForDeadtear
#PunGateNeverForget
#ModLivesMatter

Foehammer007 posted:

do people really care that much??

thats the dumbest thing you've ever said

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica

FruitNYogurtParfait posted:

thats the dumbest thing you've ever said

got to try harder

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Huge_Midget posted:

Someone smarter than me help me out here.

This whole war is supposedly being bankrolled by IWantISK, which is a literal online gambling site that skirts the issue by using in game currency versus actual dollars/euros/whatever. However, since PLEX is an actual item that can be purchased with real currency and redeemed for ISK at the market rate, how is that any different from the old shady online poker/casino/gambling websites that the government went after something fierce in the early 2000's? You essentially deposited money in some shady offshore account and you would have credits deposited in your gambling account (which were then notoriously difficult to turn back into real money and cash out).

Since this game is full of space lawyers and real ones (including our glorious leader), how is it that this hasn't been pointed out to :ccp: yet? And if :ccp: is aware of it and unwilling to shut them down, why haven't the proper authorities been notified about these online illegal gambling websites? I'm sure the amount of buttmad and rage that would fly because we space lawyered their financial backing out of existence would be the ultimate salt mine.

Probably because you aren't required to buy plex to have isk.

Edit: also your "redeemed for ISK" part is wrong. They can redeemed for gametime from ccp, but they never give you isk for buying plex.

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Huge_Midget posted:

Someone smarter than me help me out here.

This whole war is supposedly being bankrolled by IWantISK, which is a literal online gambling site that skirts the issue by using in game currency versus actual dollars/euros/whatever. However, since PLEX is an actual item that can be purchased with real currency and redeemed for ISK at the market rate, how is that any different from the old shady online poker/casino/gambling websites that the government went after something fierce in the early 2000's? You essentially deposited money in some shady offshore account and you would have credits deposited in your gambling account (which were then notoriously difficult to turn back into real money and cash out).

Since this game is full of space lawyers and real ones (including our glorious leader), how is it that this hasn't been pointed out to :ccp: yet? And if :ccp: is aware of it and unwilling to shut them down, why haven't the proper authorities been notified about these online illegal gambling websites? I'm sure the amount of buttmad and rage that would fly because we space lawyered their financial backing out of existence would be the ultimate salt mine.

As long as it is not possible to legally exchange ISK into real money they can circumvent all these issues by pointing out that ISK are not real money. Otherwise CCP itself might get into trouble, because EVE:O itself might be considered illegal gambling.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Huge_Midget posted:

Someone smarter than me help me out here.

This whole war is supposedly being bankrolled by IWantISK, which is a literal online gambling site that skirts the issue by using in game currency versus actual dollars/euros/whatever. However, since PLEX is an actual item that can be purchased with real currency and redeemed for ISK at the market rate, how is that any different from the old shady online poker/casino/gambling websites that the government went after something fierce in the early 2000's? You essentially deposited money in some shady offshore account and you would have credits deposited in your gambling account (which were then notoriously difficult to turn back into real money and cash out).

Since this game is full of space lawyers and real ones (including our glorious leader), how is it that this hasn't been pointed out to :ccp: yet? And if :ccp: is aware of it and unwilling to shut them down, why haven't the proper authorities been notified about these online illegal gambling websites? I'm sure the amount of buttmad and rage that would fly because we space lawyered their financial backing out of existence would be the ultimate salt mine.

Its a global game and theres no international law regarding pixel gambling or any gambling im aware of. Thats why casino boats will anchor offshore in international waters.

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...

GaussianCopula posted:

As long as it is not possible to legally exchange ISK into real money they can circumvent all these issues by pointing out that ISK are not real money. Otherwise CCP itself might get into trouble, because EVE:O itself might be considered illegal gambling.

So where do all the accusations of RMT'ing come from? Is there some shady 3rd party site out there that lets you buy/sell ISK for real currency? I've always been hazy on how the whole EVE RMT thing is supposed to work.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007
It's also why you're not supposed be allowed to RMT. Then it goes full circle back to being real cash.

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




lololo https://zkillboard.com/kill/52915536/ get poo poo on market monkey

GaussianCopula
Jun 5, 2011
Jews fleeing the Holocaust are not in any way comparable to North Africans, who don't flee genocide but want to enjoy the social welfare systems of Northern Europe.

Huge_Midget posted:

So where do all the accusations of RMT'ing come from? Is there some shady 3rd party site out there that lets you buy/sell ISK for real currency? I've always been hazy on how the whole EVE RMT thing is supposed to work.

There are multiple channels over which you can RMT. First there are the classic "goldselling" sites that sell ISK right next to WoW gold and the currency for other MMOs, than there is direct ISK selling which between individuals (when I played at least one seller openly advertised on GSF Jabber) and then there is masked ISK selling (or was? Not sure if there are still active schemes) that reward players with ISK for buying stuff via their affiliate links, thereby generating cash for the "ISK seller".

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Huge_Midget posted:

So where do all the accusations of RMT'ing come from? Is there some shady 3rd party site out there that lets you buy/sell ISK for real currency? I've always been hazy on how the whole EVE RMT thing is supposed to work.

If you do a google search theres like 3 active right now. Obviously somebody is providing and buying & selling isk for real dollars. You can look at a site like playerauctions.com and even see quantities that people buy in.

This is where nosy gamer gets his infos. Now who has that much disposable isk and where do they get it? If you had 100 trillion isk in a corp wallet right now what would you do with it? Buy a titan and spin it then what?

Then you look at: Ooh I could get $30,000-$50,000 or whatever for all this isk..tell me you wouldnt

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...
Well Test just sent a fleet into VFK to entosis the Ihub. Time to blow the horn boys!

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Huge_Midget posted:

Well Test just sent a fleet into VFK to entosis the Ihub. Time to blow the horn boys!

:frogsiren: RED ALERT :frogsiren:

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica

crew posted:

lololo https://zkillboard.com/kill/52915536/ get poo poo on market monkey

:allears:

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Apparently some SMA FC that I've never heard of got kicked for revealing intel in an interview, RIP

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Huge_Midget posted:

Well Test just sent a fleet into VFK to entosis the Ihub. Time to blow the horn boys!

It's going to be awesome when TEST's lack of patience and/or childishness will cause the entire war effort to overextend and fall apart.

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Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




They're dead already

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