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Scaly Haylie


i just found out.

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drat... way grittier and edgier. This rebooted hamburgular may not get the burg but he's not going to hesitate to kill the guards execution style. Scary.

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
Can't wait to see what they'll do with Mayor McCheese

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
he'll rape your mother and steal your burger

Wertjoe

Shamburgler

treasure bear

google THIS

[hamburglar presses a button on a detonator, and a nearby McDonald's explodes]

hamburglar: *disturbing smile* rubble rubble.

dumb crambo
Probation
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quote:

What do you think of the new Hamburglar?
▣Hello, handsome! You can butter my burger buns anytime.
□Cute, but I’m still not buying your burgers.
□Creepy! I don’t want that masked dude around my kids.
□Dear God, it’s come to this!

Scaly Haylie

google THIS posted:

[hamburglar presses a button on a detonator, and a nearby McDonald's explodes]

hamburglar: *disturbing smile* rubble rubble.

wow, he's really bad at stealing.

google THIS

Lizard Wizard posted:

wow, he's really bad at stealing.

scorched earth policy, he already stole the burgers

Scaly Haylie

what's stopping the hamburglar from raiding burger king? carl's jr? even sonic?

dumb crambo
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Can't post for 3 years!

Lizard Wizard posted:

what's stopping the hamburglar from raiding burger king? carl's jr? even sonic?

contract

alnilam

google THIS posted:

[hamburglar presses a button on a detonator, and a nearby McDonald's explodes]

hamburglar: *disturbing smile* rubble rubble.

i am he

google THIS

Lizard Wizard posted:

what's stopping the hamburglar from raiding burger king? carl's jr? even sonic?

hamburglar tried to steal from the king once





















once.

Scaly Haylie

google THIS posted:

hamburglar tried to steal from the king once





















once.

and now there's a new hamburglar... :ohdear:

Gatekeeper

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
been lookin for a tie with burgers on it, its a very good look


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Yobgoblin

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Lizard Wizard posted:

what's stopping the hamburglar from raiding burger king? carl's jr? even sonic?

Obviously The Hamburglar works for The Burger King.

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my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
the hamburger icon

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Swizzbutt

yarrr burgle me hams

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Ham assaulter

Mapparu

this is the costume of choice for robbing banks

Al Borland

by XyloJW
who does the hamburgler steal from Ronald or People who bought burgers?

IF its from Ronald is he such a bad guy? I mean Ronald is the 1% of burgers if you think about it.

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Scaly Haylie

can we reinvent the noid next?

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The Onion put out a p dece article about the hammurderer, in the spirit of things

pig slut lisa

irl is good


of course they made him white

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
At least he isn't female like Thor or muslim like Miss Marvel. I for one am glad that McDonald's respects the established canon when it comes to Hamburglar's character.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
I wonder if McD's does warning ads for the Hamburglar...

"You wouldn't download a movie. You wouldn't buy a knockoff t-shirt. Hamburgling... is... copyright infringement!"

Scaly Haylie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbBP5KxrNNg

Al Borland

by XyloJW
I hope an Irish cop gets him.

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Scaly Haylie

blarney robble

joke_explainer


McDonald's should pay to make him the next DLC for payday 2

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ihrZ3YnKGTM

Uh oh. Dexter's real secret is finally out. :ohdear:

bacalou


i wouldn't eat the burgers for a while after how new hamburglar disposed of his predecessor :ssh:

Al Borland

by XyloJW

bacalou posted:

i wouldn't eat the burgers for a while after how new hamburglar disposed of his predecessor :ssh:

the best part is he eats those burgers.

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cuntman.net

google THIS posted:

[hamburglar presses a button on a detonator, and a nearby McDonald's explodes]

hamburglar: *disturbing smile* rubble rubble.

* fade to black, a title card appears revealing the name of the movie: ham*

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Ok hear me out. Since there's a new Hamburglar for dads shouldn't there also be one for moms?

I'm thinking confident, independent, smart. A positive role model.


"Hey there daddy-o. Wanna go burgle some ham in the back?"


I'm sure women would love the inclusiveness. What do you think?

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