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So there's this guy, and there's this carriage. the carriage is moving along smoothly when suddenly it stops. He has no idea why. He gets out, and yeah, the horses won't move at all, but he's not a horse mechanic. He shrugs, and calls one, who arrives shortly later. He gets up in the business of the horse.

The horse appears to be busy, it's biting this guy. He looks a little slight, and he's whispering things at the horse. He's covered in mud, and the horse keeps biting him over and over, it's too busy to walk.

The guy leans down to listen to him, as does the mechanic. The man getting bit by the horse says, 'I think, therefore I am'. The mechanic nods. "That's your problem right there. You're putting Descartes before the horse."

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