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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > the truth as hell about drugs
 
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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
all throughout life you hear dont do drugs dont do drugs but guess what the truth as hell about drugs is? you can do them. in fact, anyone can.

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo
"drugs make the bugs i eat taste awesome! thanks drugs!"


"i poo poo in a box on drugs"

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* # ¿ May 10, 2015 03:32
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WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Hick Magnet posted:

Resume:

2003-2006
Marijuana
Responsible for smoking marijuana round the clock and on both 420s, scheduling food deliveries, and data gathering.

2006-2008
Cocaine
Responsibilities included sales (I was the product), general everyday athletics, 22-hour shifts.

2008-2011
Methamphetamines
Responsibilities included cleaning, walking there, beating people up, coordinating a team through daily activities.

2011-Present
Heroin
...


Job Skills:
100% unfaltering dedication and loyalty to the product.

im sorry but this position has been filled. there is simply no way you can do drugs :(

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WetNightmare

by sebmojo

Glass Bottom Boat posted:

i feel really good right now because of the drugs im doing and that my friends is the truth as hell

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