Tell me how to stop using shampoo

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Ask/Tell > Tell me how to stop using shampoo

curse of flubber: Mar 12, 2007; I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

Cage posted:

Shower much less, but shampoo your hair every time you do.

Never shower. Showers are just a lie that the government uses to get us to waste money on water bills. The ancient greeks were the first people to use showers and they're all dead.

# ¿ May 23, 2015 00:18

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 13:13

curse of flubber: Mar 12, 2007; I CAN'T HELP BUT DERAIL THREADS WITH MY VERY PRESENCE

I ALSO HAVE A CLOUD OF DEDICATED IDIOTS FOLLOWING ME SHITTING UP EVERY THREAD I POST IN

IGNORE ME AND ANY DINOSAUR THAT FIGHTS WITH ME BECAUSE WE JUST CAN'T SHUT UP

Can we take a break from discussing the sham that is poo, to instead discuss how bullshit hair covers are for your shower? Those fuckers always break off no matter what and then they're sliding all about, being a god drat nuisance.

# ¿ May 28, 2015 18:08

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