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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Guavanaut posted:

Why not kill Gavrilo Princip?

Clearly because he is a time traveler who killed the Archduke to prevent something truly horrible.

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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Alternatively he prevented Cthulhu awakening from his slumber.


Thundercracker posted:

Nah, without Hitler the European powers wouldn't have been bled white, and might be still holding onto colonies. Killing Hitler is great for white people, bad for browns.

So you are saying the answer to the thread title question is "yes"?

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

The Larch posted:

What if Hitler's the inventor of time travel? Then if you go back in time to kill him, time travel is never invented, and therefore you never went back to kill him.

Are you saying Hitler travelled back in time to kill the Jews to prevent something bad from happening?

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Concerned Citizen posted:

what if i'm black?

If you are also gay then you are morally obligated to kill Hitler and take his place.

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Volcott posted:

If you could go back in time but for reasons the only thing you could do was meet Hitler, shake his hand and get an autograph, would you bother going?

Ofcourse, everyone should. Then he'd too busy signing autographs all day to get any work done.

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Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
Any Charles Martel related murders must involve a screwdriver or you just aren't "ironic" enough to be a timetraveller tbh.

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