Valkyria Chronicles 3: What's in a Name?

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by Roger Hargreaves

I want my Squad 7 back. Everyone there was willing to fight; half these losers just wanna gripe that fighting may result in death.

So we have:

Blood Knight

Peer Pressure Guy

Rules Lawyer

Lazy

Wussy

It's like the lame 7 dwarves, but 2 didn't bother to show up to work.

Edit:

OH GOD ITS HIM. WHY IS HE HERE NOW?

Gridlocked fucked around with this message at 06:44 on May 22, 2015

# ¿ May 22, 2015 06:36

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:11

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Seriously it only took one sentence to get back on the breast size discussion train?

These artists are pretty awful people.

# ¿ May 26, 2015 07:01

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Doobeedoo posted:

Just one sad person can make a whole happy group sad, too.
Of course, I'm poo poo at phrasing things, but that seems to be what she's getting at.

I think it's more "If you keep finding reasons to be sad you will never find reasons to be happy."

# ¿ May 28, 2015 05:58

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There's the Largo connection.

# ¿ May 29, 2015 02:34

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vibratingsheep posted:

Here, let me try my hand at my own translation.

Much better.

# ¿ May 29, 2015 06:04

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Cowboys don't have spiky hair with one off colored patch. :colbert:

Silly artists.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 01:51

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My favorite part is he actually did a crime that is punishable under military law; and during the rough time period the game is set in our world potentially carried the penalty of death by firing squad.

# ¿ Jun 1, 2015 12:34

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So her special power is valuing her delusions and fetish over not standing out of cover and yelling like an idiot.

Yeah no crappy character.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2015 04:48

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"The one thing we didn't want to change about our heroine character was her "ample proportions" because we believe that is what makes a heroine." - VC Art team.

Back on the Boob train, and we had a decent streak with out it for a while.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 15:05

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Shinji117 posted:

So what, Selvy was the heroine of VC1?
Art team is being stupid/drunk when commenting, as normal. At least it's better than VC2's 'every second character' cringeworthy quotes.

It is much better then that. Here we have characters with variety and depth.

And Mafia Grandma. gently caress yeah, best character in VC.

# ¿ Jun 14, 2015 15:17

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Drakenel posted:

Yep. Its the viewers with the obsession. Not the developers. Uh huh.

Totally us. Not them.

# ¿ Jun 21, 2015 01:40

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AmyL posted:

Not grammar Romans?

COMMIE-NAZIS?!

# ¿ Jul 5, 2015 13:32

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# ¿ May 22, 2024 05:11

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BlitzBlast posted:

Wait so he gets a ton of buffs at Half AP but also can't move?

Half HP and AP. I imagine the increased defense is supposed to make him not die when you hit the half AP.

# ¿ Jul 13, 2015 00:27

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