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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

Yeah, watch every match

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Ruggington
Apr 21, 2012

Hace posted:

That was really good BUT

go watch wrestle kingdom 9

you.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Swagger Dagger posted:

Bummed they did another "Sami is too hurt to fight" finish, pumped as gently caress for Owens/Joe

He's probably gonna be out for a while so they booked the "match" around it

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

SamuraiFoochs posted:

So I missed hour 1, was it good? No spoilers please, thanks

Decent. Balor vs Breeze was pretty good and the tag title match was solid. Other two matches were pretty blah.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

I need a cigarette or something after that show. I'm still hype

Suben
Jul 1, 2007

In 1985 Dr. Strange makes a rap album.

Dango Bango posted:

Should have called him Hawaiian Henry

The best name I saw on /wooo/ a few weeks back was Papua New Gary.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Dango Bango posted:

I need a cigarette or something after that show. I'm still hype

Please see a Dr if you stay hype for more than 4 hours

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Cardboard Box posted:

look up him vs aj styles vs christopher daniels, probably the best match in tna history

also joe vs angle 1

I think I am going to do like I am with Uhaa Nation and just go in blind. I wrote these down though in case I change my mind. Thanks

Swagger Dagger posted:

Bummed they did another "Sami is too hurt to fight" finish, pumped as gently caress for Owens/Joe

Me too (on both).

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

Owens vs Bikini Atoll Bob is gonna be the bomb

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Blasmeister posted:

I am only slightly annoyed we've still not had a conclusive Zayn/Owens match but I guess they're saving it for a time when Zayn's not hurt. Joe showing up is cool, and makes up for it though.

Sasha still killing it with the match of the night once again.

Yeah I figure they didn't want to do it tonight because they didn't want to put the belt on someone who was going to potentially be out for a while. It kinda sucks that they had to book around that, but I think they did it in the smartest way possible.

It's nice for once to be able to blame real life difficulties and not just lovely creative for disappointments :v:

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008
Oh yeah, I remember Samoa Joe matches ten years ago. Oh god I'm old.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Owens vs Bikini Atoll Bob is gonna be the bomb

Phil Appines

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Fauxhawk Express posted:

Owens vs Bikini Atoll Bob is gonna be the bomb

New Guinea Gerry

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Jetfire posted:

Oh yeah, I remember Samoa Joe matches ten years ago. Oh god I'm old.

I had hope once that he was the next big thing in Pro Wrestling.

Is there still hope? :unsmith:

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
We could always meet Samoa Joe in the middle and give him this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SAg1zUCwBc

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN

Eltoasto posted:

I want to frame that Sasha/Becky match and hang it on my wall

Sasha's transition into Female Bryan Danielson is something to behold

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

BigRed0427 posted:

I had hope once that he was the next big thing in Pro Wrestling.

Is there still hope? :unsmith:

Well, he's big, and he's certainly a thing

Vaders Jester
Sep 9, 2009

:scotland:
Vanuatu Vince

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...

Suben posted:

The best name I saw on /wooo/ a few weeks back was Papua New Gary.

Joey Samoey makes me laugh almost as much as Butt "The Shitman" Fart

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Yeah I bet we hear about surgery for Sami in a few days and you don't want to put the belt on him, but they also didn't want him pinned clean.

MagicCube
May 25, 2004

BigRed0427 posted:

Is there still hope? :unsmith:

He's 36 and not on an exclusive contract. So probably not.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Dango Bango posted:

I need a cigarette or something after that show. I'm still hype

Mojo account spotted.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


His shirt is on sale, and it's 20% off today only.

$20.

Mechafunkzilla
Sep 11, 2006

If you want a vision of the future...
To be honest, Kevin Steen feuding with Samoa Joe in the developmental fed is pretty funny. I'm guessing Joe will have matches with some of the other, younger wresters on the show as well.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



That's a great shirt in that it's the rare wrestling shirt that can be worn in public. I mean it's not as good as the Vaudevillians shirt but they can't all be amazing.

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Would have it killed WWE to buy the rights to "momma going to knock you out"

I mean they even let LL Cool J do a performance at Wrestlemania for God's sake, they probably could have gotten a discount :argh:

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Wonder if KO will be off TV a bit because of that Regal incident? Would be a decent kayfabe way to build hype before he gets into a series with Joe, especially if Joe has a Lesnar-style "number of dates" contract.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/SamoaJoe/status/601208221139922945

:whatup:

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster
God that owned. gently caress finish is fine by me, New Caledonia Neil showing up was badass, Kevin Owens looking legit scared was awesome, and also yeah, as everyone else said, Banks - Lynch was ridiculously good.

Kevin Owens belongs in a museum.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:

Eltoasto posted:

That's a great shirt in that it's the rare wrestling shirt that can be worn in public. I mean it's not as good as the Vaudevillians shirt but they can't all be amazing.

The recent (and unfortunately untimely) Itami shirt is really good for that too http://shop.wwe.com/Hideo-Itami-%22...uthentictshirts

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Phenix Rising posted:



C'MON WWE

Let me give you my Santa Jon money!

http://shop.wwe.com/Samoa-Joe-%22Submission-Specialist%22-Authentic-T-Shirt/W09731,default,pd.html

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


achillesforever6 posted:

Would have it killed WWE to buy the rights to "momma going to knock you out"

I mean they even let LL Cool J do a performance at Wrestlemania for God's sake, they probably could have gotten a discount :argh:

What if it's his main roster theme

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
wrestle good, how strange.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Cardboard Box posted:

wow they're calling him samoa joe???

Name was granted by the Earth Mother.

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames

MagicCube posted:

He's 36 and not on an exclusive contract. So probably not.

WWE has contracts that aren't exclusive?

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Is the NXT Women's Division the best women's wrestling in North America besides SHIMMER?

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I used to worry about WWE ruining Joe, but honestly him running around as Umaga Jr. would've been better than the last 3/4 of his TNA run and I don't even know if I can like him again, but I'm willing to try.

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED

MotU posted:

wrestle good, how strange.

I'm confused, where is Kane? I've never seen a show without Kane

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?

fart blood posted:

WWE has contracts that aren't exclusive?
Yeah he's allowed to take Indy dates and is probably going to be like Rhyno except you know a great wrestler

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Teddybear posted:

His shirt is on sale, and it's 20% off today only.

$20.

AAAAAAAAND purchased. Can't remember the last time I bought a WWE t-shirt.

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