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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.


we know you're in here, come out with your hands up

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Rasczak
Mar 30, 2005

Allow me to present suspect #1, let the witch hunt begin

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Pure ideology

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I'm kluwe

why won't anyone in the NFL give me a job now

is it because I dropped so many truth bombs in the locker room

or is it just because I'm a bad punter now

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Rasczak posted:

Allow me to present suspect #1, let the witch hunt begin

My god

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Rasczak posted:

Allow me to present suspect #1, let the witch hunt begin

Clearly that's Mike Vanderjagt.

FeedingHam2Cats
Nov 10, 2009

Bring back Garbage Day just for Kluwe

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Kluwe do you find my posts funny y/n

feel free to PM with answer if you are shy

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Helldump was late 00's so Kluwe is full of poo poo.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
mods please correct my typo to dweebazoid tia

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account
shouldn't discount that maybe he was part of the 75% of the forum that stopped posting in the last five years

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Creating this thread would be the smartest move for Kluwe to make...

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
Oh gently caress. What if he was pop dog.

Elotana
Dec 12, 2003

and i'm putting it all on the goddamn expense account
Kluwe was Gendo, pretending to hate himself to throw us off the scent

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Oh gently caress. What if he was pop dog.

someone compare timestamps and schedules to see if he has an alibi

Parmesan Basil
Nov 12, 2008

TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK
I'm telling you, Kluwe on this forum would be worse than Two Worlds.

...

UNLESS THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Elotana posted:

shouldn't discount that maybe he was part of the 75% of the forum that stopped posting in the last five years

i should have been part of t hat 75%

Diggie
Apr 6, 2008
I thought Kluwe was something of a hero here? Why do people not like him now?

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Diggie posted:

I thought Kluwe was something of a hero here? Why do people not like him now?

Things went from "this guy talks in real life like people talk on the internet!" to "wow he has no self awareness and is really annoying" pretty quickly.

he seems like more of a reddit kind of hero imo

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
chris kluwe almost certainly read my posts at one point in time

Dutchy
Jul 8, 2010

football fuckerman posted:

chris kluwe almost certainly read my posts at one point in time

Lucky....

pasaluki
Feb 27, 2008

THIS WHAGON HAS NO BREAKS! I HAVE THE HEART OF THE BUUFALO the strength OF THE MOUNTAIN, THE FURY OF THE THUNDER AND MY WILL IS UNBREAKABLE! I will not surrender to KNOW ONE

Diggie posted:

Why do people not like him now?

Because...I mean...HE'S A PUNTER there I said it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Please keep all Kluwe chat confined to this thread

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

Diggie posted:

I thought Kluwe was something of a hero here? Why do people not like him now?

Because it was like" Cool, this pro ball player is a goon!"to "oh, he's one of the weirder goons" that we all pretend not to be

also Ehud is right, he's more of a reddit man now

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

it was gendo

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
It was also cool because he seemed generally more thoughtful and progressive than a lot of the NFL stars did but just picked too many fights.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
chris kluwe is a progressive but he argues like a baby on the internet. i'm actually surprised he doesn't remember hell dump fondly

Diggie
Apr 6, 2008

Mel Mudkiper posted:

It was also cool because he seemed generally more thoughtful and progressive than a lot of the NFL stars did but just picked too many fights.

^ this is why I liked him until he didn't realize that he was going about things the wrong way. Having open, honest conversation about real-life topics? Awesome. Not realizing that you need to separate that to when you aren't at work? Not so cool.

He seems like an interesting guy, just didn't keep things professional at work and that ended up costing him a job. Then he ran his mouth about everything and burnt bridges that are hard to repair.

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
How do I know I am not Kluwe? Is there a test?

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Gatts posted:

How do I know I am not Kluwe? Is there a test?

you wrote a sentence without saying gently caress. you passed.

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Parmesan Basil posted:

I'm telling you, Kluwe on this forum would be worse than Two Worlds.

...

UNLESS THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON

Seems pretty likely that none of us are real and SA just exists within Kluwe's imagination.

Monkeycheese
Feb 24, 2002

ninja minúsculo
I can promise you I am not, nor have I ever been, Chris Kluwe.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
He used to average 5 posts a day but now it's only 2 and he blames the moderation for the decrease in posts.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Gatts posted:

How do I know I am not Kluwe? Is there a test?

How much WoW do you play?

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Ya'll barking up the wrong tree. Kluwe would never read TFF.

He's clearly a D&D poster.

Stunt Rock
Jul 28, 2002

DEATH WISH AT 120 DECIBELS

NC-17 posted:

Ya'll barking up the wrong tree. Kluwe would never read TFF.

He's clearly a D&D poster.

Or, y'know, Games.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Stunt Rock posted:

Or, y'know, Games.

Whatever fucknugget. Posting in D&D is teh l4mez0r. Grognard ftw n00b.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

All of our repressed thoughts manifested themselves into Kluwe

Truly we are all Kluwe, and Kluwe is us

Crunkjuice
Apr 4, 2007

That could've gotten in my eye!
*launches teargas at unarmed protestors*

I THINK OAKLAND PD'S USE OF EXCESSIVE FORCE WAS JUSTIFIED!

Gatts posted:

How do I know I am not Kluwe? Is there a test?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqVbOSEsJNo

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always be closing
Jul 16, 2005
gently caress that guy.

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