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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

football fuckerman posted:

Boniface writes for Gawker now but if you look closely at his Twitter posts you will say to yourself "this guy sent dozens of something awful pms about garbage day votes"
rip garbage day, long live v2

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


gently caress juggernaut
pyrenees poo poo gargler
implosion of the butt hole universe
pointillist dick masterpiece
barfcunt poo poo barnacle
sphincter rhinoplasty

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Athanatos posted:

Chris Kluwe ‏@ChrisWarcraft 28m28 minutes ago
@AthanatosSA Lurked, never posted.

lol

TubeStank posted:

:gas:

just do it

:gas: or close it

http://www.npstc.org/documents/H2S%20Report%20for%204112.pdf diy instant painless death kit by gas

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

R.D. Mangles posted:

gently caress juggernaut
pyrenees poo poo gargler
implosion of the butt hole universe
pointillist dick masterpiece
barfcunt poo poo barnacle
sphincter rhinoplasty

:allears:

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

always be closing posted:

More, give me more.

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010
what up, fucktards, it's me, Chris Kluwe.

Chilichimp
Oct 24, 2006

TIE Adv xWampa

It wamp, and it stomp

Grimey Drawer

little munchkin posted:

what up, fucktards barfcunt poo poo barnacles, it's me, Chris Kluwe.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

I ate a small diamond with a big burrito and its a poor reflection on your character if you aren't willing to dig through my poo poo to find it

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Lol if you don't think there's a Chris Kluwe in all of us. Why else do you think humanity's such poo poo

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Chris James 2 posted:

Lol if you don't think there's a Chris Kluwe in all of us. Why else do you think humanity's such poo poo

Listen, dickassholestupidface,

Anals of History
Jul 29, 2003

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I ate a small diamond with a big burrito and its a poor reflection on your character if you aren't willing to dig through my poo poo to find it

This is the best possible response and it will absolutely fall on blind eyes with Kluwe.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
I'd lurk too if I saw how reviled I was in TFF. Though he was cooler when he was just "the punter on the vikings that plays WoW"

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

I just want to post in a thread with an awesome title.

Good job Wheeze

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Chris Kluwe does care deeply about GamerGate and has gone on television to yell about it. The Helldump connection is that Zoe Quinn, who was the subject of the insane E/N manifesto by a crazy man that was ground zero for GamerGate, is a goon. A goon who posted in Helldump and talked about it on Twitter. She's also nuts in the head.

I remember this because I am a shameful, broken person with no job and too much spare time on my hands.

Kluwe also debates porn stars and then calls them racist names.

He really is mid 2000's era SA

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Somebody ask him if he wants old GBS to come back

thats the quickest way I can think of to tell if he is a terrible person

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
i called kluwe a dildo on 4chan once and i think he called me one of those stupid combo noun pseudo-insults.

kluwe: you are still a dildo

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Atticus Finch posted:

rip garbage day, long live v2

bring back garbage day.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

auuuuuuugggghhhhh

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
What if Kluwe is just the physical projection of TFF in real life? In that way, we are all Kluwe. His reviled behavior is just the forum's self loathing brought to life.

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

I prefer the philosophy of the protagonist and protagonist's father in Vonnegut's Hocus Pocus, which Kluwe should have read because I know he likes Vonnegut

Fight me Chris Kluwe

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!
chris kluwe!!!! you loving idiot rear end bitch!!! suck the fattest part of my rear end in a top hat.

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
This thread is real bad.

5'd

ebg
Mar 31, 2008

Roasted Donut posted:

chris kluwe!!!! you loving idiot rear end bitch!!! suck the fattest part of my rear end in a top hat.

:agreed:

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
Would we actually believe anyone that came out as Kluwe?

sword_man.gif
Apr 12, 2007

Fun Shoe
chris kluwe is the reason the star wars expanded universe kept coming up and i bet he's super mad none of it matters anymore

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

Lote posted:

Would we actually believe anyone that came out as Kluwe?

shut the gently caress up kluwe you can't fool me

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

it's weird that there's a thread for him now because i was just thinking the other day, what if his name was kris cluwe.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
What was his account name on that WoW forum he was trying to join?

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Lote posted:

Would we actually believe anyone that came out as Kluwe?

That sounds like something Kluwe would say

StarcraftM
Jan 15, 2008

Full Fuckin' Circle.
I'm Chris Kluwe.

All of my seasons have been lost. Forever.

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

Roasted Donut posted:

chris kluwe!!!! you loving idiot rear end bitch!!! suck the fattest part of my rear end in a top hat.

hes a gamer

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Borsche69 posted:

hes a gamer

Well hold on to you mother cunting bitch tits, because i'm about to drop the epic pwn thesis of radical gay black feminism in the assassin's creed game series

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.
Unequal pay between men and women is extremely n00b, if you motherfucking ask me, comrades. I know this because I took rear end-kicking rad composition classes in loving college.

wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Roasted Donut posted:

chris kluwe!!!! you loving idiot rear end bitch!!! suck the fattest part of my rear end in a top hat.

Epic motherfucking This-ery, bitchtard.

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

wheez the roux posted:

Epic motherfucking This-ery, bitchtard.

This is very problematic and toxic.

Probably Magic
Oct 9, 2012

Looking cute, feeling cute.

Roasted Donut posted:

This is very problematic and toxic.

Somebody's failing the "litmus test" here.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
Kluwe called me a troll because I said that his claim that "No NFL special teams coaches know how to punt the ball correctly," was a total lie

He then whined about me later on in another totally different reddit thread

Parlett316
Dec 6, 2002

Jon Snow is viciously stabbed by his friends in the night's watch for wanting to rescue Mance Rayder from Ramsay Bolton
Kluwe is on that professional victim fast track

Roasted Donut
Aug 24, 2007

NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Doltos posted:

Kluwe called me a troll because I said that his claim that "No NFL special teams coaches know how to punt the ball correctly," was a total lie

He then whined about me later on in another totally different reddit thread

Wow you sure owned his bitch rear end on the mightiest of proving grounds, reddit.com, you loving dumb moron

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌

Roasted Donut posted:

Wow you sure owned his bitch rear end on the mightiest of proving grounds, reddit.com, you loving dumb moron

You're fun, you're a fun poster

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