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Doltos posted:Kluwe called me a troll because I said that his claim that "No NFL special teams coaches know how to punt the ball correctly," was a total lie What else does Chris Kluwe say on reddit
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:What else does Chris Kluwe say on reddit christ humping butt peripherey
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May 24, 2015 05:19
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I googled Kluwe's post on Gamergate and it isn't terrible to me. https://medium.com/the-cauldron/why-gamergaters-piss-me-the-f-off-a7e4c7f6d8a6. There are of course the unnecessary slurs he probably thinks are incredibly witty:quote:slackjawed pickletits quote:Plus, standing around is what sports fans want. Baseball, America’s original pastime, features “action” during just 10.9% of its games. The NFL shaved another two percent off, and blew baseball out of the water. Less action > More action. This is incontrovertible. Its Miller Time fucked around with this message at 05:40 on May 24, 2015 |
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May 24, 2015 05:29
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pretty sure that second quote is a joke
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May 24, 2015 06:08
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you would think that, pickletits time to get seriously. here's a Very Problematic video kluwe, care to comment on its binary gender representations or are you gonna be a big sparklebitch?? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk wheez the roux fucked around with this message at 07:30 on May 24, 2015 |
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May 24, 2015 07:09
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I want to hit Chris Kluwe on the knee with a hammer
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May 24, 2015 07:30
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No really what's in that loving twitter pic
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May 24, 2015 08:13
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...dweebazoid? 
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May 24, 2015 09:32
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Mods pls change my name to hemorrhoidal gunt stains I'm not even sure what a "gunt" is but it sounds amazing.
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May 24, 2015 10:43
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Yeah what the gently caress is a gunt? Like my gruntle? Aka my taint?
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May 24, 2015 10:45
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That's what I'm guessing. I have no other ideas. Feel free to make up your own. And post them.
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May 24, 2015 10:49
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Great way to start my morning! Talking about man taint! Cheerio mate!
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May 24, 2015 10:53
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I named my row boat El gunt after I bought it from a lady who named it Elegant. Maybe I am Kluwe.
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May 24, 2015 13:06
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I don't really know how to describe it but I think a gunt is when a massive fat roll sticks out below your belly button and droops over the waste of your pants. Basically a huge fat roll between your belly button and vagina. Go to Wal Mart, I am sure you can see 75 examples.
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May 24, 2015 14:10
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Ribsauce posted:I don't really know how to describe it but I think a gunt is when a massive fat roll sticks out below your belly button and droops over the waste of your pants. Basically a huge fat roll between your belly button and vagina. Go to Wal Mart, I am sure you can see 75 examples. that's a dunlop cause your belly done lopped over your belt
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May 24, 2015 14:12
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Hahaha I have never heard that one. I'm gonna use Dunlop next time I go to Wal Mart There are probably regional terms for it. Where I live the go to would be FUPA (fat upper pussy lip)
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May 24, 2015 14:15
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Ribsauce posted:I don't really know how to describe it but I think a gunt is when a massive fat roll sticks out below your belly button and droops over the waste of your pants. Basically a huge fat roll between your belly button and vagina. Go to Wal Mart, I am sure you can see 75 examples. Correct
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May 24, 2015 14:18
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Yeah Ribsauce what you are describing is a FUPA.
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May 24, 2015 14:28
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I am
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May 24, 2015 14:51
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Doltos posted:Kluwe called me a troll because I said that his claim that "No NFL special teams coaches know how to punt the ball correctly," was a total lie Well, if he's right he's right!
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May 24, 2015 21:58
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A gunt is a gut-oval office, in which a woman is so fat that her labia are buried beneath inches of flesh, such that the region of her pelvis that can be described as a "moist crevice" extends far beyond the literal vagina or indeed there may be no vagina at the bottom of the valley at all; said valley is merely one of multiple fleshy moist crevices on the woman's pelvic region, any of which could be used for purposes of loving at least that's how I learned it
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May 25, 2015 00:27
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Parmesan Basil posted:Well, if he's right he's right! I strongly agree with the tumblr posts that he turned into a 300 page book
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May 25, 2015 00:39
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Suitaru posted:A gunt is a gut-oval office, in which a woman is so fat that her labia are buried between her thighs 
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May 25, 2015 01:11
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I think about buying Kluwe's book, but I know it would just be a year of reading a page and stopping. His writing style is too honest for me.
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May 25, 2015 01:19
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I am Kluwe because I had sex with his wife Also Boniface is good people and if you don't appreciate getting a loving article in The Guardian about a hot dog being a sandwich then get out
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May 25, 2015 01:29
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Suitaru posted:A gunt is a gut-oval office, in which a woman is so fat that her labia are buried beneath inches of flesh, such that the region of her pelvis that can be described as a "moist crevice" extends far beyond the literal vagina Thanks Chris Also Boniface was largely cool in hell dump and funny on Twitter, don't be a babby about his hilarious flaws and the fact that he was trying to get goon girl tits on the web cam which is why he had a loving coffee mug thrown at his floppy head
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May 25, 2015 06:37
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football fuckerman posted:Thanks Chris lmao
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May 25, 2015 06:39
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football fuckerman posted:Thanks Chris lol boniface is good on twitter but is also an idiot but he gets paid the big bucks to write lovely articles so i guess he wins in the end
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May 25, 2015 07:21
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i wonder what chris kluwes favorite dota hero is
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May 25, 2015 07:47
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ugh hes probably a fuckin league player
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May 25, 2015 07:47
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I bet Chris Kluwe hangs out with Curt Schilling and shares similar taste in video games and post-retirement career management. You just found Kluwe's first clue! Where shall we look next?
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May 25, 2015 10:23
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Ahaha, I can't imagine two dudes less likely to get along than Kluwe and Schilling.
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May 25, 2015 11:50
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CraigK posted:ugh hes probably a fuckin league player SON OF A BITCH I WAS RIGHT wikipedia posted:Kluwe appeared in a video promoting Riot Games's League of Legends game, stating that he plays the AD Carry position, and that his favorite champion to play in the game is Vayne. cool so hes that obnoxious dickhead who slam picks a carry, demands someone come to support him, and cries "gg report feeder" when someone on his team dies to a gank they didn't notice coming
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May 25, 2015 13:23
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Reading these last few posts is like watching that Golden Age of Tech video. I know the words are english but I have no idea what the gently caress any of you are saying.
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May 25, 2015 15:20
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Maybe if he worked a bit on his hangtime instead of raids, he wouldn't have lost one of the cushiest gigs in pro sports. He's probably too embarrassed to post.
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May 25, 2015 17:56
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Well obviously Chris Kluwe is no longer active on the SA Forums because if he was there is absolutely no reason he wouldn't out himself in this wonderful gem of a thread.
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May 25, 2015 23:07
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goc posted:Well obviously Chris Kluwe is no longer active on the SA Forums because if he was there is absolutely no reason he wouldn't out himself in this wonderful gem of a thread. shut the gently caress up kluwe
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May 25, 2015 23:54
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The Mystery of Who's Kluwe Tears Apart Football Message Board
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May 25, 2015 23:59
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NC-17 posted:Reading these last few posts is like watching that Golden Age of Tech video. I know the words are english but I have no idea what the gently caress any of you are saying. I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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NickRoweFillea posted:The Mystery of Who's Kluwe Tears Apart Football Message Board We all looking for Kluwe clues
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