reveal yourself kluwe, you sparklepony cockmonster monkeycheese dweedazoid

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Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

I'm telling you, Kluwe on this forum would be worse than Two Worlds.

...

UNLESS THEY WERE THE SAME PERSON

# ¿ May 21, 2015 16:06

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 22:45

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Chris Kluwe knows about Helldump because he's been on TV and everything defending the honor of a literally crazy woman game developer who used to post in Helldump. I say she is crazy because she did the following:
1) Implanted a RFID chip in her arm that broadcast promotional codes for some FPS
2) Posted in Helldump
3) Dyes her hair the sort of colors that only occur in proximity to nuclear waste or the 1980s
4) Was a Suicide Girl
5) Is a game developer
6) Dated an insane man who wrote a huge whiny E/N post about her and spammed it everywhere, and when a bunch of sites flushed it from their forums it started GamerGate

"But I don't care about this stuff"

# ¿ May 21, 2015 23:39

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:

What is with that weird GBS thing where people have hundreds of posts about stuff they claim not to care about

To post in GBS repeatedly you must have a mental illness or two.

# ¿ May 22, 2015 00:12

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

Don't sell this forum short.

Don't you have a thread full of slurs to post in?

# ¿ May 22, 2015 00:28

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I haven't been following your Alex Smith thread, so no.

Mmmmmm not quite but keep trying!

# ¿ May 22, 2015 00:33

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

football fuckerman posted:

The parm b posting motto

If anything, my posting demands higher standards from myself and from those around me!

# ¿ May 22, 2015 01:05

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Homestar Runner posted:

you're like Elaine Benes with those exclamation points

Probably the nicest comparison I've received in a while.

# ¿ May 22, 2015 01:20

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Athanatos posted:

Chris Kluwe ‏@ChrisWarcraft 28m28 minutes ago
@AthanatosSA Lurked, never posted.

Horseshit!

# ¿ May 22, 2015 02:32

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 22:45

Parmesan Basil: Nov 12, 2008; TIME IS THE FIRE IN WHICH WE BURN THE GAME CLOCK

Doltos posted:

Kluwe called me a troll because I said that his claim that "No NFL special teams coaches know how to punt the ball correctly," was a total lie

He then whined about me later on in another totally different reddit thread

Well, if he's right he's right!

# ¿ May 24, 2015 21:58

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