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MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow

WhyteRyce posted:

Oh their poor kids will have a terrible hairline no matter which genes they get

Yeah that's the biggest downside of being in that family


I'm waiting for the announcment that Josh Dugger and Brock Turner are gearing up for a tour to churches, schools, and colleges to talk about the dangers of drinking booze while horny and having sisters while horny and really just having free will with anyone fenale nearby while horny.

They'll speak about the terrible effects of their mistakes, such as not being able to eat steak or have permission from your parents to get a good phone at the age of 28. Oh, and you know, the most important effects of their actions, the pain of their victims weighing constantly on their minds haha just kidding it's totally how they feel like the world hates them.

Then Josh gets in trouble for eye-loving a high-school freshman's visible 6mm of cleavage and Turner gets in trouble for I don't even want to speculate on that.


Seriously, I can see Turner buying into the Dugger's particularly nutty flavor of Jesus poo poo, so he can be forgiven by God (and himself and like half the country). And I can see Josh wanting to "mentor" this poor young victim of college "promiscuity culture."

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MY PALE GOTH SKIN
Nov 28, 2006


meow
My great-grandparents did too. I think seperate twin beds were a thing for a while in some areas of the US. TV may have sparked it, IDK. I can see a bunch of uptight idiot Midwesterners seeing separate beds on TV and deciding that they should at least be as "decent" as what's on TV.

My great grandfather also "spanked" my grandma with a shoe when he caught her talking to a boy "naked." She was wearing full pajamas, long sleeve, long pants, not the sexy sheer kind because no one had those in Indiana in the 40's. Also, the boy
was outside of the house, Grandma was upstairs. They talked through a window. She never got any taller than 4 feet, 11.5 inches, do I doubt the kid could even see her body.

It's that kind of poo poo that makes it seem possible marries couples had two beds and just met in one now and then

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