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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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SERPUS posted:

Is it true that some of the children were spotted wearing diapers upwards of 7-8 years old?

i dunno about that, that's a different kind of redneck

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Jonny 290 posted:

dont jim bob your chickens before they hatch

actually you shouldn't jim bob your chickens until they reach the legal age of majority

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Whatev posted:

At trying times like these, I always ask myself: what would Jesus do if he got caught molesting his little sisters?

fake his death and then come back in a couple days

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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jim bob

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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basement jihadist posted:

lol what do all of you fartstenches do when you have to read things that obliquely reference the bible?>> do you just miss it?


even C†† references Christ

goa†se

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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جيم بوب

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Jumpingmanjim posted:

The name's Bob, Jim Bob.
Agent 0019

the name's 0019. 0019 and a half.

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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josh of 19

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Crusty Nutsack posted:

Josh's breeder popped out another kid. Another girl for him to molest! He must be overjoyed.

he's not allowed to touch those, it depreciates the market value

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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SpeedGem posted:

but i poop from there.

not right now ya don't

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Krispy Kareem posted:

When everyone has a lifespan of 900+ years it's easier to work out the logic.

isn't this a misinterpretation but modern religious fanatics are too stupid to realize that a "year" by early biblical definition is actually a single lunar cycle

that's only like in the low to mid 70s, which isn't that unrealistic to imagine that a couple people would live that long even though they were all shitfarmers

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 19:51 on Jul 23, 2015

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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happyhippy posted:

And if some jizz hits Number 8/9/10's head during the night, that's ectoplasm.

"look paw, 'mmaculate conception"

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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if that's unfortunate for 26, imagine how he felt 37 months ago

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Code Jockey posted:

isn't this the plot of Pixels

you're thinking of call of duty black ops ii

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Rambling Robot posted:

can they help with jimbobing?

if your husband has jailed you in his rape dungeon, this is normal church behaviour and we condone it

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Say Nothing posted:

I scored 16!

But drugs is listed twice.

drat, I only got 15

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Jesus, look at this photo. If ever a woman had a "somebody get me the gently caress out of this mess" look on her face, this is it.


the articles say she's in her 20s but the crows feet say she's 75

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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BrigadierSensible posted:

You work with a quiverfull? Work? How did he acquire the skills to get said job considering he would not have been allowed outside the compound to get an education or experience.

like you said, you're thinking way too much about this. Jim Bob's Discount Rape Compound isn't the only group of christians who believe they need to have as many kids as possible to resist the encroaching muslim horde, there's tons and they don't even need to join a cult to to think it's a good idea to have kids until your flesh slave's eggs spoil

ジム・ボブ

Fur20 fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Aug 28, 2015

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Rambling Robot posted:

duggar does duggar

duggar has duggared duggar

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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McFetusBurger posted:

Edit: Maybe genius is hyperbole, but manipulation takes a type of intelligence. They probably suck at Kerbal Space Program though

if i was a betting man, i'd err on the side of "he inherited a psycho cult way of life and then got a luck-out beverly hillbillies fortune when TLC asked to make a TV show out of him." you wouldn't call the grand wizard of the mormon church a genius or a manipulator, he ultimately inherited his followers from joseph smith. whoever actually started it was a smart motherfucker though

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Mr. Pumroy posted:

a shadowy man who calls himself jaime roberto contacts you, the world's best bounty hunter. he offers you the keys to a private jet to use as you see fit and in exchange you must track and capture a man named josh. this winter tlc presents the thrilling international manhunt : operation duggarpocalypse the quest for joshdugg

let's hunt and kill josiah duggar

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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oh i thought josh was short for josiah

if josiah's the gay one then yeah don't hunt and kill him, he's kinda hot

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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he looks like a phoenix wright villain

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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that kid has the look of a jim bob

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Lowtechs posted:

Ah so that is how the Duggars reproduce they have butt babies.

well it would explain why they're all so lovely

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Melmac posted:

http://www.mediaite.com/tv/mike-huckabee-on-the-19-duggar-kids-18-turned-out-pretty-darn-well/

Not including the two parents who did nothing to defend their daughter, of course.

More like out of the 20 Duggar Kids, 18 turned out pretty darn well :unsmigghh:

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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never happen, the market for a smurfs reality tv series is surprisingly small

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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PK loving SUBBAN posted:

Did this get posted because what the gently caress

https://twitter.com/Fawzia786/status/709249302447702018

what genetic mutation makes these hicks have such high liplines/low gumlines?

Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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FlamingLiberal posted:

"My name is Bob. Jim Bob."

double-oh-duggar

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Fur20
Nov 14, 2007

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Max Hammer posted:

Holy poo poo, that 30 seconds of video made me throw up in my mouth a little but. Goddammit TLC, I hate you.

you just gotta toughen up, that was some great tv

it's like watching simply sara

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