Casimir Radon posted:

In which we watch retards circle the wagons.

TIL: Molesting someone while they sleep is normal curious teenage boy behavior, doing work for a handyman is the same thing as therapy, he was a child when he did it, Jeebus forgives him.

haljordan posted:

Soooooooo the son is the devil in this analogy right

Confounding Factor posted:

Yes I think the Duggars are weird, creepy, tacky and kitschy. I just find progressive sanctimony on this issue particularly nauseating. The same reason I don't like the Roman Catholics much but find the leftist obsession with priestly abuse (as opposed to say, sexual abuse in the entertainment industry) vomit-inducing.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Adidas.

Wulfolme posted:

he plays a bass guitar, mang. bassists are always supes chill.

babypolis posted:

which is why shaming and hating on pedos is actually harmful as it just drives them into their own hosed up cirlces of hell somewhere off in the deep web

Job Truniht posted:

I got banned from Huckabee's Facebook page after commenting that he would probably be popular w/ pedophiles.

Jonny 290 posted:

wait i just realized that none of the girls are really overweight and i just remembered about michelle's eating disorder history and i just realized that a bunch of these girls probably have eating disorders too because it is EXTREMELY STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY that all of those girls have a bmi as low as they do

look at the guys. soon as they hit 18 they blow up into a weird pillsbury doughboy and all their hair falls out

Rupert Buttermilk posted:

"Hi, I'm Michelle Duggar! My husband Jim Bob and I have 372 kids, including, but not limited to:
Jordan
Joy Anna
Josie
Josh
J'Michael
Jess
Jeremiah
Joyless
Jury Duty
Jestational Diabetes
Jerry, Gold, Jerry
Jrimp Salad
J-Pop
Japanese Word of the Week (JWOW)
Juilty Jeer
Jeronimo
Jason Statham
Jerry O'connel, like the fat kid from Stand By Me
Juantanamo J'Michael Bay
Jerky Boys
Jeffty is Five
Just Do It
J'Walter J'White
Jessica Pinkman
Joo gotta be Kidding Me, Mang
Juan Carlo Ortiz
Jimmy Mcnulty
Jailbateman
Jumpman

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

They are possibly going to sue

Blue Train posted:

'We don't let boys babysit,' Michelle said. 'They don't play hide and seek together. Little ones don't sit on big boys' lap, people we don't know, or even family members, unless it's your daddy.'

Shroud posted:

It is the 21st Millennium. For more than thirty years Jim Bob has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Arkansas. He is the master of the Duggars by the will of God and master of a million churches by the might of his inexhaustible children. He is a rotting carcass writhing with power from the Dark Age of TLC. He is the Carrion Lord of the vast Imperium of Duggars for whom a thousand liberals are sacrificed every day so that he may never truly die.Yet even in his deathless state, Jim Bob continues his eternal vigilance. Mighty mobility scooters cross the daemon-infested miasma of the Internet, the only route between distant inbred rednecks, their way lit by pedobear, the psychic manifestation of Jim Bob's will. Vast facebook trolls give battle in His name on uncounted forums. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the fundies, brainwashed super-zealots. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Fox News team and countless church congregations, the ever-vigilant Gothard Institute and the tech-priests of the Adeptus Huckabee to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to humanity from liberals, heretics, homosexuals -- and far, far worse. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the cruelest and most bloody regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark Arkansas there is only Jim Bob. There is no peace amongst the farms, only an eternity of carnage and slaughter, and the laughter of thirsting Nielsen ratings.

you irl posted:

imagine this guy giving your son a talk about inappropriate touching

Say Nothing posted:

Pastor Perineum posted:

he still posts new vids on his pornhub page regularly but you just gotta go with the flow regarding this SA gimmick