- BIRDCON 2017
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did a pullup on a doorway bar, into the doorway
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May 22, 2015 01:09
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 17, 2024 00:09
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- BIRDCON 2017
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tripped and fell directly on my face (rest of body suspended in a vertical position)
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May 22, 2015 01:10
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- BIRDCON 2017
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elevator closed on only my nose
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May 22, 2015 01:11
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- BIRDCON 2017
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i fell down several flights of steps and every impact made contact with my nose
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May 22, 2015 01:12
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- BIRDCON 2017
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had a scary dream where i was punching a monster but irl it was just my nose
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May 22, 2015 01:13
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- BIRDCON 2017
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crashed my car but my nose took most of the force, car was unharmed
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May 22, 2015 01:17
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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the dog ate my cartilage
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May 22, 2015 01:20
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- BIRDCON 2017
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went to throw a blazing sick fastball but i forgot to let go of the ball. batter didn't notice me flying with it
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May 22, 2015 01:22
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- BIRDCON 2017
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jesus lord!
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May 22, 2015 01:23
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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I was smoking thru my nose and the firemen thought my sinuses were on fire
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May 22, 2015 01:23
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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I thought I returned my homework assignment but later I found it on my face holding up my glasses
still got a B+ for the nose
DeepQantas fucked around with this message at 01:28 on May 22, 2015
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May 22, 2015 01:26
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- BIRDCON 2017
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I was smoking thru my nose and the firemen thought my sinuses were on fire
fireman mistake me for burning building and takes his axe to a wooden door (my nose)
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May 22, 2015 01:26
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- cuntman.net
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lol
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May 22, 2015 01:28
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- BIRDCON 2017
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doctor goes to realign my nose and just breaks it the other way
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May 22, 2015 01:29
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- Miss Psychosis
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Bwee hit me.
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May 22, 2015 01:30
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- Miss Psychosis
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And it felt like a kiss.
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May 22, 2015 01:30
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- cuntman.net
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headbutted a guy with my face
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May 22, 2015 01:32
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- cuntman.net
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sneezed really hard
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May 22, 2015 01:32
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- Miss Psychosis
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Steel tissues.
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May 22, 2015 01:33
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- Miss Psychosis
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Bong accident.
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May 22, 2015 01:33
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Told my nephew to hit me in the nose as hard as he could, but he did it so quick I didn't tense my nose muscles
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May 22, 2015 01:34
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- Miss Psychosis
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I was trying to break my cheek and I missed.
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May 22, 2015 01:34
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- Barco Fiesta
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a fantasy of olives
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LARPing mishap
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May 22, 2015 01:35
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- cuntman.net
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checking to see if i had cancer
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May 22, 2015 01:35
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- Miss Psychosis
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Wanted to see if the Egyptians had it right.
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May 22, 2015 01:36
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- BIRDCON 2017
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smelling some pretty flowers but my inhale too strong and cinderblocks are caught in the airways
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May 22, 2015 01:36
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Attacked by the jealous skeleton of Cyrano de Bergerac
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May 22, 2015 01:36
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Wanted to see if the Egyptians had it right.
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May 22, 2015 01:38
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- Miss Psychosis
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Well, did you get your brain out at least?
I post in byob.
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May 22, 2015 01:38
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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It is true. Chill mummies do post in byob
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May 22, 2015 01:41
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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honestly I just fell down the stairs again
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May 22, 2015 01:41
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- Barco Fiesta
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a fantasy of olives
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Well, did you get your brain out at least?
lol
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May 22, 2015 01:41
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Jules Verne funded a reckless expedition to the center of my nose
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May 22, 2015 01:43
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Stairs say they fell on me, but really I suspect it was the balcony
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May 22, 2015 01:45
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- BIRDCON 2017
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taking a close examination inside the cannon barrel when it fires
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May 22, 2015 01:50
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- Miss Psychosis
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Didn't read the instructions on the dildo box.
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May 22, 2015 01:51
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- BIRDCON 2017
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Didn't read the instructions on the dildo box.
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May 22, 2015 01:52
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- BIRDCON 2017
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i resist arrest and cops brutalize my nose with their nightsticks & guns
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May 22, 2015 01:53
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- Adbot
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May 17, 2024 00:09
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- DeepQantas
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Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
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Took a risk and stuck my face in the fan
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May 22, 2015 01:53
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