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City of Glompton

lmno (lol'd my nose off) at this thread


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
I took a nosedive but the pool didn't have any noses.

bacalou


toucan sam is a fuckin gliar...

BIRDCON 2017

going for a sweet frontflip off the diving board but i start too far back and flip into the diving board

tao of lmao

parents "got my nose" as a baby and never gave it back

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
A drunk mistook my nose for the elevator call button. After carrying him to the fifth, I fell down the stairs

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

MinorLeagueAllstar posted:

parents "got my nose" as a baby and never gave it back
The interest on your college fund must be a honker!

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
People always say I have a chiseled chin so I figured...

Al Borland

by XyloJW
blew nose too hard.

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DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Sniffed a dog with an iron sphincter

Al Borland

by XyloJW
lost a pecking order fight.

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BIRDCON 2017

try to kiss the bae but i'm horribly uncoordinated and our noses collide

Al Borland

by XyloJW
Went in too hard on the eskimo kiss.

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
had my nose stuck in a book and it was the only way to get it out

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
saying how much I loved being buried alive, and the stupid curse doesn't differentiate sarcasm from lies

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Qwerinty

by zen death robot
growing pains from growing up in a suit of armor

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BIRDCON 2017

showing off my perfect katana technique and a bunch of cool guys kick my nerd rear end (but in the nose)

BIRDCON 2017

ice fishing and i yank out a frozen fish right into my nose

verily carefree

Used a penis pump on my nose for a school project

Al Borland

by XyloJW
bragged to a rhino about my great nose.

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verily carefree

I was wearing weighted glasses like picollos cape in dbz and I forgot to take them off before entering the hyperbolic chamber

GODS NOT REAL

YOU STUPID BUNNIES
Slammed my nose against a nuclear plant as an act of protest.

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
I got scared and it fell off to distract predators

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
I forgot the keys to my head so I had to break in thru the nose

Al Borland

by XyloJW
Didn't get nose back from uncle who took it at age 3.

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blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
picked it too hard

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
read the Nose Problems thread and got scared so I ripped it off

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
got a bionic implant that detects smells 100x better than the average human

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
was tortured with iron maidens and brazen bulls and poo poo and my nose was one of many things that got ripped off

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
- I broke my nose
- Then how do you smell?
- Very carefully

Barco Fiesta




a fantasy of olives
my uncle did that stupid got your nose thing at christmas and went too far

tao of lmao

Went way overboard on my Ringo Starr as Mr Conductor cosplay

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
- My dog broke my nose
- Then how does it smell?
- Awful

BIRDCON 2017

started a handstand and realized i have no arms

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
Tried to tell a joke to a typographer but the only thing that came out of my beak was comic sans.

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
now I'm just blinking beacon :(

google THIS

got overexcited while playing charades and my word was "woodpecker"

alnilam

a cartoon character blew some ground pepper at me and i sneezed it off

pogi

I got punched in the face, OP

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dogcrash truther
Breaking through the polar ice

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