Sundae posted:

... eew. No, I think a summer job cleaning portajohns would be worse (at least worse than all the non-ball-snipping parts) because at least the cows can't help making GBS threads all over the place. Humans can, and yet still poo poo all over the portajohn. Where there's an obvious place you're supposed to poo poo, human ingenuity will find a way to poo poo everywhere except that place.