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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Do you know how much a jizz mopper makes? The secret is to wipe that jizz off quickly else it will streak.

Worst job has to be anything dealing with the general public. Everything from retail to prostitution where you have entitled poo poo bags throwing around "the customer is always right" to justify their poo poo bagginess.

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BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


BossRighteous posted:

Being a back-end web developer is like being a surgeon that will never save a single person. Every patient just waits in ICU until you are the one that dies.

That is because the family of the patient are arguing about what type of scalpel you should use and if you are as qualified as Hugh Laurie since he starred in House and must know a thing or two about doctoring.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


Sic Semper Goon posted:

Why not combined the two, and clean out toilets while a fat menopausal sow ceaselessly complains about how you're doing it?

Pretty sure there are clubs where men pay for that kind of thing.

BigPaddy
Jun 30, 2008

That night we performed the rite and opened the gate.
Halfway through, I went to fix us both a coke float.
By the time I got back, he'd gone insane.
Plus, he'd left the gate open and there was evil everywhere.


My fiance is a Social Worker handling substance abuse with Women and there are days when she just despairs. Not so much at the crap her clients go through but just at the lovely people who run these programs. I grab her pads and pens at vendor conferences because they make her buy her own stationary.

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