MightyJoe36 posted:

Security guard in a call center. My job was to alternate between sitting at the front door checking ID badges (even though the only way they could get in was to swipe their badge to get the door open) and to wander around and make sure nobody had anything at their workstation besides a headset, a water bottle, and hard candy. If they had anything else (cell phone, MP3 player, paper, pencil, etc.) I was supposed to find somebody wearing a safety vest (supervisor) and let them know.

I ended up getting fired because I refused to lock my cell phone in a locker during my shift.