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Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996

nine-gear crow posted:

Fire Palpatine :colbert:

Out of a cannon. Into the sun.

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Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




If Junpei loses his match, he has to watch live action television.

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Junpei Hyde posted:

If Junpei loses his match, he has to watch live action reality television.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013





What the hell did I do to you?

Raramuffin
Nov 28, 2013

cupcake party!!
Before the show ends we need to prove that the bunny overlords are real B<

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer

Raramuffin posted:

Before the show ends we need to prove that the bunny overlords are real B<
And roast them. Slowly. With lemon sauce.

Raramuffin
Nov 28, 2013

cupcake party!!
Hey, is there room for two in that cannon? I think anilehilated just volunteered to be fired into the sun! :3

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
Bunny Overlords suplex Palpatine and AnilEhilated into a cannon that fires them into the sun while the recoil knocks the moon out of orbit. On reality television. Which Junpei has to watch.

Eeevil
Oct 28, 2010

Well obviously he didn't see it, or he'd be wearing a hardhat :colbert:

IGgy IGsen posted:

2: LPFWA is going to come to an end soon. But before we wrap it up I wanna know if there's anything left you wanna see.
- Any particular matches?

I'd like either an Iron Woman match vs DCB or a rematch with Pvt. Scott. Or both if we have time and multiple shows.

Scaly Haylie
Dec 25, 2004

I'd like to see this season's furstfirst champion make an appearance, but I'm biased. :v:

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company

Eeevil posted:

an Iron Woman match vs DCB

Personally I love this idea, to see how many times a submission hold can beat me in a single Iron Woman match.

If it's less than 4 I think I might be disappointed.

Torchlighter
Jan 15, 2012

I Got Kids. I need this.
You know what? I'd like to finally be told wrestling is fake, have a mental breakdown and have to be forcibly bought back by Junpei in a FLAMING TABLES match of doom! Just to literally drive home the joy of wrestling: It's fake, but who cares, because Junpei/Gryph Hammer just slammed Gryph Hammer/Junpei through a flaming table.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Torchlighter posted:

You know what? I'd like to finally be told wrestling is fake, have a mental breakdown and have to be forcibly bought back by Junpei in a FLAMING TABLES match of doom! Just to literally drive home the joy of wrestling: It's fake, but who cares, because Junpei/Gryph Hammer just slammed Gryph Hammer/Junpei through a flaming table.

It should be Jobbo Fett who tells Gryph, probably, as he's the only one who believes wrestling is fake.

It's still real to me, damnit!

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Here is the match card for Saturday! It's going to be TOXX Party! One of the big PPVs of the year. We'll have uh... something.

I'll provide the betting sheet at some point but you also can Toxx. Don't have to though, last time we had a Toxx Party no one did either. As far as I know.

#1 TOXX! If Jobbo loses, he will admit wrestling is real, if Gryph loses he will acknowledge it's fake!
Jobbo Fett vs. Gryph Hammer

#2 In a Extreme Rules no shades allowed match!
Zore vs. Rather Watch Them

#3 TOXX! If Joe can beat Frosty again, Frosty will return to being a pizza. HELL IN A CELL!
Referee Joe vs. Frosty The Dragon

#4 Will we finally see Eeevil's Stand?
Eeevil vs. Diana Brando


#5 Co-Comm Title Match
Immortan Joe and Lazyfire's Ghost vs. Face and Zanzibar Ham

#6 LP Superstar Championship Bout in a Hell in a Cell!
Junpei Hyde vs. Pomp

#7 20 Minute Iron Woman Match for the Kawaii Title
Aurora vs. Bonette

#8 LPFWA Championship Match!
Flamander vs. Pyroi


#0 Scott Steiner crushes somebody
Scott Steiner vs. doesn't matter because they know they can't win so they won't even try.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Scott Steiner should go against Boob Marley, one genetic freak vs another.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
Wanted to do this yesterday, but was busy.

Bets are live! https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YywwTkzsfy0EU5EKcowwVZRyv-GUw4JoqRiuxeNXFHw/edit?usp=sharing

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
Probably gonna miss this because of work, but at least I got my lovely bets in.

Godspeed to both my monsters.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
:toxx: In Aurora's match, every time Aurora suplexes somebody I have to drink a sip of an alcoholic beverage. If I fail I have to (attempt to) recite the Steinermath promo on stream during Scott Steiner's Match. If I succeed, I have to do the same thing. But more drunk.

Also: Starting in 2 hours and some change.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
LPFWA is going to start in 20 minutes! http://www.hitbox.tv/IGgy
This week is the Toxx Party PPV. The stakes are slightly higher because the bond of Toxx is very strong indeed.

#1 TOXX! If Jobbo loses, he will admit wrestling is real, if Gryph loses he will acknowledge it's fake!
Jobbo Fett vs. Gryph Hammer

#2 In a Extreme Rules no shades allowed match!
Zore vs. Rather Watch Them

#3 TOXX! If Joe can beat Frosty again, Frosty will return to being a pizza. HELL IN A CELL!
Referee Joe vs. Frosty The Dragon

#4 Will we finally see Eeevil's Stand?
Eeevil vs. Diana Brando

#5 Co-Comm Title Match
Immortan Joe and Lazyfire's Ghost vs. Face and Zanzibar Ham

#6 LP Superstar Championship Bout in a Hell in a Cell!
Junpei Hyde vs. Pomp

#7 20 Minute Iron Woman Match for the Kawaii Title
Aurora vs. Bonette

#8 LPFWA Championship Match!
Flamander vs. Pyroi


#0 Scott Steiner crushes somebody
Scott Steiner vs. doesn't matter because they know they can't win so they won't even try.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
IGgy is drinking all the alcohol. D:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
93 suplexes. :rip: IGgy

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Blind Sally posted:

93 suplexes. :rip: IGgy's liver.

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




ATTENTION EVERYBODY

A SURPRISE NEW MATCH HAS JUST STARTED

FOR THE BLACK TITLE

JUNPEI HYDE VS IMMORTAN JOE VS PYROI

IN A 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Junpei Hyde posted:

ATTENTION EVERYBODY

A SURPRISE NEW MATCH HAS JUST STARTED

FOR THE BLACK TITLE

JUNPEI HYDE VS IMMORTAN JOE VS PYROI

IN A 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE

You mean SACRIFIC
E

E: Dong Song is still playing

Raramuffin
Nov 28, 2013

cupcake party!!
sacrific
e ǝ
ɔᴉɟᴉɹɔɐs

E: welp, that didn't work >:C

DivineCoffeeBinge
Mar 3, 2011

Spider-Man's Amazing Construction Company
code:
SACRIFIC
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C      E

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
30.01.2016 - Intoxxication Station - Lore Provided Frequently With Abandon (Junpei)

I'm too lazy to post the results! But here's the bets which also features the results https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1YywwTkzsfy0EU5EKcowwVZRyv-GUw4JoqRiuxeNXFHw/edit#gid=0
Congrats Eeevil, you win a steam game worth 15 bux. Add this awesome fella and harass him about it.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Haven't watched everything yet, but The Cheat was me. Or rather, myself from the future. He came back from 2025 to bet on the matches. However, he forgot to take into account the effect his jumping back to the past would have on the time stream.

Action Shakespeare
Mar 25, 2010

TIME magazine's Person of the Year 1996
Holy poo poo what an excellent showing for my team. 93 suplexes and 8-3 victories are the new Steiner math. :skeltal:

Double May Care
Mar 28, 2012

We need Dragon-type Pokemon to help us prepare our food before we cook it. We're not sure why!

Man, I almost had Zore dead to rights if not for that roly-poly poo poo. :argh:

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
How did I beat a post-apocalyptic force ghost?!

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Rather Watch Them posted:

Man, I almost had Zore dead to rights if not for that roly-poly poo poo. :argh:

Never take your eyes off a veteran of the ring.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Oh yeah, since Zanz has a belt now, remember to switch his theme to this.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."
^^^^^^^^
I hope I remember when setting up the show tomorrow. Feel free to remind me again, though. I just might forget.

All right. Meant to make and post a match card yesterday. But I had to train Junpei in Rocket League.
Instead have the match card now!

Match #1 - Buscus Brawl
Schir (c) vs. Big Scary Owl

Match #2 - Haven't seen those two guys in a while haven't we?
Midnightlight vs. Quantum Crayons

Match #3 - Friendship
Heavenator vs. kalonZombie

Match #4 - Can Fred beat Rath? Probably.
Dr. Rath vs. Frederick Hope

Match #5 - Womens tag match? Why the hell not?
Pvt Scott and Diana Brando vs Divine Coffee Binge and Eeevil

Match #6 - WWE Title Bout! He made it to the main event, what a guy!
Junpei Hyde (c) vs. Zore

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 13:42 on Feb 6, 2016

The Heavenator
Feb 28, 2011

BangBangBang! Commando of the Galaxy
Wait what, I'm the buscus champion? I thought I beat that alien looking guy two shows back. And then wasn't booked.

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
Come on Zore, you gotta win the title match! All the Zore-O's out there will be cheering for you!

anilEhilated
Feb 17, 2014

But I say fuck the rain.

Grimey Drawer
Against Junpei, I'd root for loving John Cena.
I think I actually did.

IGgy IGsen
Apr 11, 2013

"If I lose I will set myself on fire."

The Heavenator posted:

Wait what, I'm the buscus champion? I thought I beat that alien looking guy two shows back. And then wasn't booked.

I Think you're right. I gotta verify that as soon as I'm back at my computer and then I'll correct the match card.

E: You are correct. Sad that the kalon vs. heavy match isn't happening to day, then, but it's gotta happen in one of the few shows we still have before the final PPV.

IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 12:39 on Feb 6, 2016

Junpei Hyde
Mar 15, 2013




Now Schir is double booked.

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Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer
You could just switch around the matches instead of the participants. Schir vs Big Scary Owl for the buscus and Heaven vs Zombie for the something about people

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