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IGgy IGsen posted:
I don't know what I expected... It's still amazing every time.
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You don't want me in this LP, I'm boring, so let's keep the Star Wars Invasion rolling instead, shall we. Name: Emperor Palpatine Gender: Male Your Twitter: n/a Appearance: Literally Emperor Palpatine from Star Wars... with black sunglasses. So, you know, black robes, hood, gray skin, lots of wrinkles, stick-thin, yellow eyes. Type: Brawler. Signature Moves: Powerbomb. Finishing Move(s): The Galactic Elbow (The People's Elbow from The Rock's move list). Entrance Music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzntZLHcYy0 Hometown / Country: The Other Side of Darkness Announcer Name: Unstoppable Space Warlock Other gimmicks, quirks, personality traits and stuff: An irascible, wizened space wizard. An almost comically evil heel. Because Ol' Palpy's gotta get ready for the return of Super-League Wresting. Edit: He should most definitely probably tag team with Starkiller. nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 03:09 on May 27, 2015 |
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May 27, 2015 03:05
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$30? Really? Goddamn Dash is a cheap bribe.
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May 30, 2015 23:39
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IGgy IGsen posted:LPFWA 31.05.2015 - The Great Tournament Begins! - Loki? Punchy? gently caress! What!? Aaaaah!!! A good opening show... but it needs more Emperor Palpatine 
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May 31, 2015 04:15
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That's not Revolver Ocelot, that's Drunken Disheveled Stan Lee. 
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Lazyfire posted:So Iggy, I know you and the hilarious series of glitches and bugs that was released as WWE 2k15 are writing the reality here, but I was wondering what sort of chance there was in starting a stable or suggesting tag teams in the thread. Considering I lost to a goddamn blue duck and the Prince from the Canadian production of Frozen I'd really like to get a band of anti anime people together now.  : I am against all things. I will gladly assist you in your journey to rid the galaxy of this ... "anime" you speak of... If someome would include me in this loving g-- : Yo, shithead. Shut the gently caress up. Everyone hates you.
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Let's Play Fighting Wrestling, AMERICA * Made in Germany Large Plots For Wheat Available Lost Pets Found With Airhorns Language Programs Fix Wooden Apartments Lowtax Probably hosed Walter, Again Loot Poot Foot Woot... Aoot? Lester Pearson Feared Water Animals nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Jun 6, 2015 |
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Jun 6, 2015 23:29
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JamieTheD posted:
But does he have your enchantingly beautiful singing voice though? 
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Jun 9, 2015 08:24
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IGgy IGsen posted:
Simply amazing.  Thank you, IGgy. I can't wait to see wait to see what goofy evil poo poo the old nutsack gets up to in LPFWA.
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Jun 11, 2015 21:30
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IGgy IGsen posted:Here's the entrances of FinalGamer and Palpatine. I also tacked those of Simsmagic and LORD OF BUTT at the end because those weren't in a video that isn't blocked yet. Well, if you insist... https://youtu.be/7mEu0dzv2rk
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Action Shakespeare posted:
 : Yes. Gooood. The Dark Side™ has use for your monstrous pectoral physique. Join me and Starkiller , and I will-- : Complete his training?: Offer free dental coverage up to $1000.: I extend this offer to everyone (except Dash Rendar). Join the Dark Side of the Force™. It is unavoidable. It is your destiny.: Force powers, bitch!
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Jun 13, 2015 08:10
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The match might not have been canon, but Palpatine quickly established he is in fact the ultimate shitheel by immediately turning on his tag team partner in the battle royale. Sorry, Starkiller
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Jun 13, 2015 23:17
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<-- Vote for this evil motherfucker. Win or lose, at least you'll be in for one hell of a show. EDIT: Wait, if Nuffkins wins the poll, does that mean he has to fight himself? nine-gear crow fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Jun 14, 2015 |
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Jun 14, 2015 14:32
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Starkiller... Yes, my master? The time has come. Prove to me you're not the useless jobber I believe you to be. Go, find this "Dash Rendar" and break him. ...But master... I only lost because you pinned me. You had to learn your place in this wrestling stable. Only I may rule the Dark Side. Now go. Ruin this jibbering turd. I must prepare for my match with Nuffkins. Now where can I find a pin suitable for popping a life-sized, animated inflatable figurine? ...Yes, master. Your ring intro's the dumbest poo poo I've ever heard, by the way.
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Jun 19, 2015 07:11
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Palpatine got screwed! Someone needs to check Nuffkins for preformance-enhanching epoxies. PLASTIC DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY NORMALLY, PEOPLE! OPEN YOUR EYES!
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Jun 21, 2015 00:05
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Poutine is the only option 
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Jul 4, 2015 11:17
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Palpatine is in his rebuilding phase. He kicked the poo poo of Zore, he will destroy Oblivion too. just as long as he isn't made of soft plastic either 
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Jul 23, 2015 22:45
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IGgy, please make Dash fight Zore for the Buscus title next week. I want to see if it's possible for both of them to lose simultaneously. tia
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Jul 26, 2015 05:33
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 Live from  I would like to begin by extending my sincerest sympathies to IGgy IGs--PHA! I can't even finish that sentence. "Sympathies!" Can you believe that poo poo, Marek? Yes, good one, master. Peons of the media, I have come before you to issue this statement: should he require it, I, Emperor Palpatine, Supreme Ruler of the Galactic Empire and certain parts of rural Ontario, am willing to ransom-- Offer. What?! ...Oh, right, "offer" the vast resources of the Empire to LPFWA's moon base to replenish IGsen's woefully under-guarded food stocks for the upcoming International Food Throwdown pay per view event. ...At a cost, of course. The Empire is most generous. You have my number, IGsen. Call me. Now! I shall answer questions from the press despite all reasons not to. You! Woman in the front row from CNBC. Yes, Emperor Palpatine, what do you have to say to the rumors you hired Dash Rendar to steal LPFWA's foodstocks? ...I don't know where you're going with this? I have it on good authority that you're secretly trying to sabotage LPFWA from within. Preposterous. What do you take me for, some kind of... kind of... insidious troll? don't answer that But-- Say another word and I'll decanonize you again. Mr. Palpatine, what do you say to the rumors that you're trying to restart Super-League Wrestling, an organization plagued with gross financial mismanagement, numerous safety violation citations, and the Literal Goddamn Devil? WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!!! My work here is done... *slips out the back door* THIS PRESS CONFERENCE IS OVER! STARKILLER! EXECUTE THE PRESS CORP! NOW! As you command, master.
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Jul 29, 2015 04:40
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Pomp posted:
I know it won't, but If this actually ends with half the LPFWA roster kicking the poo poo out of Dash and Palpatine at the end of the PPV, I will be a very happy man 
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Put me in the ring with the culprit and I'll make sure the last solid food he eats is rear end.
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*Palpatine sits in his office staring at a red phone on a pedestal* Has he called yet? No, master. (You've been staring at that phone since the press conference. You should know if he's called or not...) Get me Rendar. At once, master. You've reached the voicemail box of Dash Rendar, I can't come to the communicator right now, but-- I can see you Rendar, you're not fooling anyone. Yo, Emperor P! What's shakin'? IGsen is playing hardball. This is most unfortunate. It appears we must escalate matters. Proceed to PHASE TWO. ...What the hell are you talking abou-- END COMMUNICATION! [disconnected] Soon. Sooooon.
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IGgy IGsen posted:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WV_BuOzu45t8fnkq8eyu0ktmqijrbWc1PNZPmUfRxy0/edit?usp=sharing Wow, and I would have had a perfect score too if only Dash had jobbed one more time. Dayum. That's amazing. I will get back to you on that as soon as I am able to, IGgy. Thank you.
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Aug 1, 2015 23:26
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Have you seen these men?  They were last seen fleeing the scene of a horrendous anime beating. Witnesses claim the suspects drove off in this van:  If you have any information on the whereabouts of these two men... keep it to yourself please, they are doing God's work.
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Eeevil posted:Is it too late to request that this be a two out of three falls match? I've had a hankering for one of those recently. What? Has pinning everyone in existence only once lost it's luster?
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Junpei Hyde posted:Also, forgot to mention. Are we sure that was really Zore though? Honestly, that could have been anyone under that mask...
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Aug 15, 2015 23:26
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I think, in light of recent events, this weekend's episode should be titled: Lethally Prevented From Watching Anime.
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Aug 16, 2015 08:08
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Aug 17, 2015 02:04
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Lazyfire posted:I'll be around on Saturday unless something really strange happens. I'm looking forward to the conclusion of the Anime Sucks storyline and my continued domination as one of the Co-commentary Champs if I decide to win at the PPV. Same here. On all counts. 
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It makes me unsettlingly happy to know that Palpatine crushed a person to death with a monster truck just for shits and giggles... I need help.
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I don't know who talked me into buying a monster truck with my Candian wilderness gold hoard, but I should probably send them a gift basket or something. This thing is AMAZING. I--I can't believe you just ran over Lazyfire like that. Eh, accidents happen. There was no way I could have avoided him, he just wandered into my path. You backed over him like ten times! ...I fail to see where you're going with this, Galen. I'm pretty sure Immortan Joe and Junpei Hyde want to kill you now. Oh, Joe wants to kill everyone, nothing new there. And do you really think I'm scared of Junpei frickin Hyde? You could beat up Junpei, and your win/loss ratio's in the decimal range. (So's yours...) What was that? ...Hail Satan? There are days I worry about you, Galen. But, whatever, I'm going to take "The Force Unleashed" out for another spin. Maybe I can run over Fred Hope next. It totally counts as a pin if I trap him under one of my wheels, right? I'm legally LPFWA champion then if that happens, aren't I? I need to find a good relationship councilor... and a better boss. I wonder what Dr. Rath's a "doctor" of, anyway?
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Sep 7, 2015 23:01
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 Breaking News! Emperor Palpatine's monster truck claims third victim! Someone stop this man before he kills again!
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Junpei Hyde posted:That's a good point, we don't know this week's challenger for the John Cena Wrestlemania 9 Invitational. My vote is for Lazyfire. He must fight Cena at the gates of Valhalla for the right to enter the warriors' paradise. If he loses, he's sent back to Midgard to return to the LPFWA.
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 I'm just gonna leave this here. IGgy, feel free to do whatever you want with it...
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Sep 14, 2015 05:10
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I have felt a great disturbance in The Force™. *ding!* Oh! My nachos are done. Excellent.
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I happen to know for a fact that Artix and Faerie Fortune are sitting on a pair of potential female wrestlers who they haven't submitted yet for reasons. Go invade their LPs and goad them into doing it
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Zanzibar Ham posted:What's anil's special wrestling moves again? ...Being an insufferable twat? I love you anilEhilated !
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 [MUFFLED ANGRY NOISES] Just figured that one out, did ya? [MUFFLED CONFUSED NOISES] Oh shut up! This is MY show now. Greetings pathetic worms of the LPFWA fanbase. It is I, Emperor Palpatine!  Go back to Star Wars, asshead! SILENCE!!! ...Now, the time has come. IGsen has been, how shall we say, "incapacitated"-- [MUFFLED SCREAMING SOUND] Like I said. As such, it naturally falls to me, a man with prior experience in "management" to take the reigns of the LPFWA and steward it through this crisis of leadership with honor and integre--PHAHAHAHAHA! I can't even finish that sentence. I own you fuckers now! Behold! Our new match card for this Saturday's Pay-Per-View. Galen! Unveil the card! (So this is my job now? Greaaaaaat  ) Ahem... "Get ready for Saturday! When we burn down the Sandcastle! Same time, same place, but now under new management!"Match #1 - One on One Jobbo Fett vs. Interrupter Jones Match #2 - Tornado Handicap Match Atsl McFluffybottom and Galen Marek vs. Flamander Match #3 - Uh... what? It's FLAMING TABLES! Dash Rendar vs. the El Chad Match #4 - Hell in a Cell Face vs. Midnightlight Match #5 - Co-comm title match Immortan Joe (c) and boo hoo hoo Lazyfire's dead boo hoo vs. Galen Marek and the El Chad AND Interrupter Jones. HAHAHAHAHA EAT poo poo AND DIE JOE! Match #6 - LP Superstar title match Gryph Hammer (c) vs. Galen Marek and Interupter Jones and Face (Yeah, we're gonna beat up Gryph before the match) Match #7 - Kawaii Title match. I was thinking that we'd skip this and instead just have some strippers fill that spot, my stable doesn't have women to win a title yet so we don't need a title match! Match #8 - LPFWA Championship match. (Special Referee: Galen Marek) Frederick Hope vs. Emperor Palpatine Match #0 - Emperor Palpatine (and Clones!) Conquers Wrestlemania IX John Cena vs. Emperor Palpatine and Emperor Palpatine and Emperor Palpatine (Special Referee: Emperor Palpatine) Place your bets, you simpering dogs and IGsen will buy the winner a brand new $60 Steam game of their choice. [MUFFLED PANICKED NOISES] The new New Era Begins... Again! [mic drop]
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I can't believe I missed the best episode ever because I was recording commentary for FFXIII-2 of all things. IGgy, you better get this episode up on YouTube pronto.
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IGgy IGsen posted:Yeah, and once that's done we move on to Lesnar. And after Brock Lesnar we'll have to get a little more old school, probably Junpei Hyde Murders the Attitude Era Roster
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Alright, no matter what happened last week, there's at least one thing we can all agree on: I'M STILL RUNNIN' THIS poo poo SHOW!!! WOO!!! UNLIMITED POW-- Ahem. ...what? Oh right! Match card time! Galen, unveil the-- You put him in "time out", remember. I did? Ooooh. This is what I get for swiping a few bottles from IGsen's booze vault (that thing is HUGE, by the way). Whatever, FACE! REVEAL THE MATCH CARD! As you wish.#1 Zore vs. Frederick Hope #2 Bra and Panties match - Strippers! Finally! Aurora vs. Grim Darkflame #3 Hahahahaha! Yes! Kill your friend! IGgy vs. BNF #4 Be ashamed of yourself for making a scene last week just to go hang with Cena! Face vs. Junpei Hyde #5 He's stealing your sexy naked buff boy look, go get him! Interrupter Jones vs. Zanzibar Ham #6 If you help me beat this scrub up I might be nice to you. Galen Marek vs. Punchy, Stichez and Emperor Palpatine ------------------------------ #0 Undertaker Match! Undertaker vs. WHO KNOWS?
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