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After years of trying, it looks like America is finally very interested in soccer. Or at least the multi-million dollar bribes that FIFA arranged on U.S. soil using U.S. banks. Oops.The Wall Street Journal posted:U.S. Prepares Criminal Indictment Alleging Corruption at Soccer Body FIFA Don't know if this is D&Dworthy or not, but I guess y'all can talk about how loving hilariously corrupt and awful FIFA is, what with their eyes wide open involvement with literal slave labor in Qatar and elsewhere.
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 08:02 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:07 |
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And here's the official Swiss Bureau of Justice statement:quote:By order of the Federal Office of Justice (FOJ), six soccer officials were arrested in Zurich today (Wednesday) and detained pending extradition. The US authorities suspect them of having received bribes totaling in the USD millions. Eight figure fraud on U.S. soil and it's doubtful any U.S. official saw a penny of it. Looks like FIFA tried to call the tune without paying the piper.
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 08:07 |
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Business Gorillas posted:Any reasons why they aren't going after European officials, or is this the first round and they're gonna wait for people to flip before we start extraditing European nationals? It's just the preliminaries at this point. Once enough of these bastards roll (and since RICO is literally the law used to break Mafia crime families, they'll roll) the Euros will get their turn.
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# ¿ May 27, 2015 23:08 |
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Despatcher posted:Can they really secure a 30 year jail term in the states for a Football association president/representative from another nation? Seems unlikely. They loving broke Mafia dons with RICO. Blatter's no Gambino.
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# ¿ May 30, 2015 00:53 |
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Basically RICO is the nuclear option if the nuclear option was the planet-cracking superbomb from Beneath the Planet of the Apes. The heavens declare the glory of the Bomb, and the firmament showeth His handiwork. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWPvKxSA7nw Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 01:00 on May 30, 2015 |
# ¿ May 30, 2015 00:57 |
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Cythereal posted:Crossposting from the sports subforum: This is why you always pay your goddamned taxes, people.
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# ¿ May 30, 2015 05:44 |
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axeil posted:Okay now it's getting interesting. It's gonna be hilarious if FIFA somehow was propping up all the corrupt Caribbean countries. That's the USA's job! RICO and treading on the Monroe Doctrine? That's a whoopin'.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 06:48 |
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:On one hand, why would you need to rig the Trinidadian election? On the other hand, you could probably do it with a particularly high quality ham sandwich as the payment, so why not? They signed a death warrant for thousands when they gave the 2022 Cup to Qatar, what's a bit of Caribbean election fraud compared to that?
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 07:19 |
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Scaramouche posted:Everyone seems to be ignoring the elephant in the room that is Big Quidditch in the form of the IQA: *looks at Kramer briefly* "So George..."
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2015 10:21 |
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OhYeah posted:A lot of quite wealthy people over the age of 50 have real trouble with anything remotely modern in technology. My sixty-something PhD advisor had the worst typing skills I've ever seen. He was a full-on history professor so it's not like typing should have been something he was unfamiliar with, and yet...
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2015 20:25 |
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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:07 |
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SlipUp posted:How can you keep a straight face banning a dude from the sport for 8 years and leaving him the loving presidency of the organization. That's FIFA!
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