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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
They are just going to start conducting their bribes in China or something using foreign banks. Another member of the Obama administration killing American jobs.

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

"This is great news for FIFA."

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Pissflaps posted:

What's a 'RICO' lawsuit?

It means the Scales of Justice are going to be rammed up your rear end.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

MC Nietzche posted:

So America finally found a way to destroy soccer once and for all?

We're saving soccer. :patriot: :frogc00l: :patriot:

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

Solkanar512 posted:

Seriously, where in the hell do you get this? Most of the teams are profitable, they're adding a team or two per year, and we have stadiums whose average attendance puts the majority of Europe to shame.



Yeah, look at all those empty seats...

There more money in fake wrestling than in real soccer.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
The World Cup finals should always be held at Wrigley Field.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

You mean a place we can't even hold football games at now?

We could go with a neutral location like Antarctica or the moon.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
If Blatter is imprisoned Oliver should have to buttchug Bud Light Lime.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

A Winner is Jew posted:

That would actually save his taste buds from untold misery though.

Yeah, but he would win all the Emmys if he performed it in front of a TV camera.

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

blowfish posted:

Why does America have ginormous college stadiums (and even high school stadiums :psyduck:) in the first place? Germany the rest of the world is obsessed with real football but a college pitch here is at most a lawn with white lines, some lights, and a haphazardly constructed seating area.

http://espn.go.com/ncaa/revenue

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Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

World Cup stolen from Morocco. What organisation would help Morocco in order to right this wrong?

quote:

Relations between the Kingdom of Morocco and the United States date back to the earliest days of U.S. history. Morocco remains one of America's oldest and closest allies in the Middle East and North Africa, a status affirmed by Morocco's zero-tolerance policy towards al-Qaeda and their affiliated groups. Morocco also assisted the U.S. CIA with questioning al-Qaeda members captured in Afghanistan, Iraq, Indonesia, Somalia and elsewhere during the administration of George W. Bush, who designated the country as a Major Non-NATO Ally.

Morocco became the first country to formally recognize the United States as an independent nation.[1] Formal U.S. relations with Morocco date from 1787 when the United States Congress ratified a Treaty of Peace and Friendship between the two nations.[2] [3] Renegotiated in 1836, the treaty is still in force, constituting the longest unbroken treaty relationship in U.S. history, and Tangier is home to the oldest U.S. diplomatic property in the world. Now a museum, the Tangier American Legation Museum is also the only building outside of the U.S. that is now a National Historic Landmark.[4]

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