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Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

ShadowHawk posted:

I've been told I look "just like" four or five different actors but so far the only thing they have in common is facial hair

So idk yospos who do I get to play me

simon pegg

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Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
melissa joan hart on a yoga ball

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Awia posted:

is this the "name actors at random until someone empty quotes you" thread?

No it's the thread where you pick names at random until someone finally picks an actor for you

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
kurt angle

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

echinopsis posted:

its also useful for denigrating a person by implying the person that would best represent them on the large screen is actually some kind of weakling doofus

Danny Devito is actually very powerful, idiot.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
hes poweful enough to be in a one direction music video

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
keep going everyone, I am furiously updating yospos.sqlite

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

The Management posted:

keep going everyone, I am furiously updating yospos.sqlite

apparently they already cast matt damon as you

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Tortured By Flan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgfZcDRSDlM

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
did anyone say fat val kilmer yet

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
most people did

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
most people actually are fat val kilmer

BooLoo
Oct 18, 2010

SLAM TIME
i've been getting fat val kilmer confused with dead patrick swayze lately. the 80's are over.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Cold on a Cob posted:

apparently they already cast matt damon as you



I'm The Management and I approve this message

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Let's be honest it would be ,Michael cera

Postmaster GBS
Jan 14, 2013

tom sizemore

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Cold on a Cob posted:

stymie as played by shia labeouf

this is utterly uncalled for

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

because you're a gruff but caring sergeant? or because you beat your wife/girlfriend?

:boom:

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder
sulk should be played by one of the real housewives who keeps a pug in her purse

oh no blimp issue
Feb 23, 2011

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

sulk should be played by one of the real housewives who keeps a pug in her purse

be he is the pug

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

Moist von Lipwig posted:

thats nathalie portman with a beard

poo poo

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
haley Joel osment from the sixth sense


👻👻👻👻👻👻 "I see dead people" 👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
actually can I be Cuba Gooding Jr when he was in Snow Dogs

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
exhinpssis played by prepubescent Anthony Michael Hall

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag
fatboy slim (fat val kilmer version)

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
c'mon, we all know I'm gonna be played by Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang-era Robert Downey Jr

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

echinopsis posted:

haley Joel osment from the sixth sense

more like current-day HJO :twisted:

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
drat

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

Don't worry though he's actually pretty cool

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Cold on a Cob posted:

it's also the thread for you to sign your post i guess lol

lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Valeyard posted:

kurt angle

Kurt Angle is from Pittsburgh. He was a weather man here on one of our local stations.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cold on a Cob posted:

it's also the thread for you to sign your post i guess lol

that was a good one I missed it earlier

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

well now we know who's going to play mark karples

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

Don't worry though he's actually pretty cool

he turned out way better than jake lloyd

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

but i think any child would get a little hosed up by the hatred of hundreds of thousands of manchildren

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

reverse gis'ed this to find out who it is, found this

http://www.eonline.com/news/577710/whoa-haley-joel-osment-looks-completely-unrecognizable-playing-a-nazi

this has told me that apparently kevin smith named his daughter "harley quinn smith" and i'm having trouble articulating how i feel about this because i can't actually hate kevin smith any more than i already do but i feel like i need to make some extra effort here

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
idk I think it's a pretty deece name. it's nice on its own merits and it's not in-your-face with the nerd reference like Missy Marvel, Jennifer 13 or w/e

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
Plus, he'd have had his bases covered in case she have turned out to be an actual harlequin baby.

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Dr. Honked posted:

well now we know who's going to play mark karples

no it'll be fat elijah wood

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