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- cuntman.net
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while it is still working, sell it on craiglist and leave the money on the tv table where it usedf to be and when she gets home tell her a thief took it but the thief felt bad and left payment for it
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May 28, 2015 20:28
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- nonazis
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The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
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an ice pick. unless it's a crt, in which case don't do anything to it because it'll literally explode or start a fire or electrocute you
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May 28, 2015 20:30
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if a relative or friend is about to leave for a long time you can ask them to destroy the tv for you, then you can tell your wife they did it in a fit of rage and that you're not talking to them for a long while
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May 28, 2015 20:33
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Make jokes about it's mother.
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May 28, 2015 20:40
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- morning wood
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[scribbles text of OP in "reasons not to get married" notebook]
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May 28, 2015 20:41
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Yeah they do, don't be racist alnilam.
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May 28, 2015 20:44
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- Qwerinty
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Put your computer near it and don't use the TV. Loudly exclaim how wonderful it is compared to a TV, how it can do everything it can, but better, and wonder aloud why you even need a TV. Nature will take it from there
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May 28, 2015 21:08
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Whenever you have company make snide remarks about the tv like it's not in the room and then act dismissive when confronted.
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May 28, 2015 21:10
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Leave tv catalogs around and make passive aggressive remarks about it in the margins.
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May 28, 2015 21:11
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Disguise it as a young black man and call the police, tell them it's stealing itself.
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May 28, 2015 21:12
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- i am he
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let the free market decide
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May 28, 2015 21:13
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- blinking beacon nose
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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do you have any pets? just fuckin throw the thing on the floor and scatter pet hair all around it......
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May 28, 2015 21:14
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- blinking beacon nose
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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or scatter her hair around it?
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May 28, 2015 21:14
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its a perfectly good tv
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May 28, 2015 21:19
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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You should break the tv op, destroy it, put your fist through it and kick it.
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May 28, 2015 21:20
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- blinking beacon nose
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birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
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give it to me
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May 28, 2015 21:21
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- FartGhost
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balance it on your head, when your wife walks in go m'lady and tilt it slightly so it falls off. that way its also kind of her fault
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May 28, 2015 21:24
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balance it on your head, when your wife walks in go m'lady and tilt it slightly so it falls off. that way its also kind of her fault
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May 28, 2015 21:25
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- Cyber Dog
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"if we take the tv apart piece by piece, at what point does it stop being a tv?"
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May 28, 2015 21:35
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- tao of lmao
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let the free market decide
let the invisible hand push it off your tv stand
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May 28, 2015 21:37
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- verily carefree
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Buy it a forums account and it will eventually destroy itself
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May 28, 2015 22:42
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- Yobgoblin
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put the tv on a small slant so it slowly slides until it falls. film it too.
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May 28, 2015 22:46
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Start slowly filling it with lunch meat. Eventually it will start to stink and you can say "hey, honey, what's that smell? Oh! That's odd! Its coming from the TV!? Better get rid of it."
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May 28, 2015 23:16
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- Adbot
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- GEExCEE
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while it is still working, sell it on craiglist and leave the money on the tv table where it usedf to be and when she gets home tell her a thief took it but the thief felt bad and left payment for it
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May 28, 2015 23:39
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