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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Hold the threaded end of a lightbulb with your lips and concentrate really hard.


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:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

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Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




and hum "This little light of mine" as loudly as possible.


:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile:h:
:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

Queen-Of-Hearts

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"




Put on a nintendo power glove. (If one is not available, a winter glove with calculator buttons glued to it will do.)
Look your friend directly in the eye, grasp their butt with your power gloved hand, and say: "Now we're playing with power."


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:byodame:BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness:byodame:

thewireguy
rookie... store them in your butt.

Mapparu

sorry i was tripping really hard last night and i thought i actually sallowed my batteries!!! however i woke up this morning and spit them all out! i counted the whole pack! amazing, huh?

alnilam

Mind over matter maaaaan

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
fraud

cuntman.net

swallow them

ChairmanMeow

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
some people don't even have any batteries, and you have enough to causally eat?

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...

social vegan posted:

did u say aaaaaaaaa?
stealth pun detected!

alnilam

DeepQantas posted:

stealth pun detected!

oh wow haha

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alnilam

stealth fun detected :D

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