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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR goes to the local mart to buy eggs. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is polite to the lady behind the counter and donates $5 to benefit wounded children with no toys.
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May 31, 2015 05:30
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Never judge a book by its cover is my motto. Also the tagline to my book, which you can buy here |
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May 31, 2015 05:32
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while taking a walk through the park HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR comes across a kitten stuck in a tree. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR uses his Hydraulic Death Clasp to gently remove the kitten from the tree and returns the purring creature to its owners.
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May 31, 2015 05:34
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i am he posted:Never judge a book by its cover is my motto. Also the tagline to my book, which you can buy here that is one ugly webpage with all the answers
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May 31, 2015 05:39
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oh no! HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR improperly parked his 2001 pt cruiser and got a parking ticket! HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is imperfect, like you or i.
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May 31, 2015 05:41
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR visits his parents for dinner, they are happy to see him. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR brought the salad.
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May 31, 2015 05:50
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you might think that HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR doesn't have a heart, but actually HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR does have a heart. three of them in fact.
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May 31, 2015 05:51
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i flunked out posted:you might think that HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR doesn't have a heart, but actually HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR does have a heart. three of them in fact. lol
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May 31, 2015 05:55
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i flunked out posted:you might think that HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR doesn't have a heart, but actually HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR does have a heart. three of them in fact.
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May 31, 2015 05:56
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"HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILTOR, you have a heart of gold!" HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR'S hearts are fueled by the souls of the damned but that is irrelevant.
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May 31, 2015 05:56
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a model citizen may not have the built in incinerator that HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR does, but he should still follow his example and take out the garbage on a regular basis
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May 31, 2015 06:01
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is he man? is he machine? all that is known is HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is a valued and respected member of his community.
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May 31, 2015 06:02
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR would not jump in front of you if you were stuck on the subway tracks with a train coming. this is because he doesnt need to, as he drives all the trains
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May 31, 2015 06:05
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR witnesses a poor child drop the ice cream from their cone. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR rips apart time and space to return the child to a time before the incident and prevents it. in another universe, billions are killed.
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May 31, 2015 06:11
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR sees a bank robbery in progress and immediately calls the police
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May 31, 2015 12:23
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR has a Roth IRA and make max contributions every year, but HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR only invests in socially responsible mutual funds |
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May 31, 2015 15:15
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHLATOR dreams of seeing big Jesus in Brazil someday
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May 31, 2015 15:20
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR was once a simple regular tractor, who made some bad decisions in life. He's paid his debt to society, he's a CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR only in the literal sense, now
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May 31, 2015 15:22
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Even though he doesn't smoke, HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR joins his coworkers on their break.
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May 31, 2015 16:07
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Someone asks HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR if he has a light? In fact, he has two mounted lasers that can heat any surface a few thousand degrees from over a mile away. He also has a battery of flame thrower missiles. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR says, Sorry----no i dont
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May 31, 2015 16:08
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR does not like the depiction of machines in the film maximum overdrive, but will be nice and watch it with you anyway, because even HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR can make compromises with his friends
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May 31, 2015 16:23
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i much prefer his new name. 'vin diesel' sounded good in the early 00's but now there's too much association with blood for oil imo, and HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR breathes new life into his works
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May 31, 2015 16:30
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR uses his hulking, vascular arms to make balloon animals at the PTA fundraiser. |
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May 31, 2015 16:34
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR retrofitted the Jet Flame Cannons to be up to FDA food safe standards, and can now dispense an entire soup kitchen worth of soup bowls in under 3 sec with 99.6% accuracy |
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May 31, 2015 16:41
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR's favorite movie is the notebook
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May 31, 2015 17:10
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR knows many, but they do not know him.
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Jun 2, 2015 07:24
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR knows what it's like To be the bad man To be the sad man Behind blue eyes
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Jun 2, 2015 07:26
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR Never Forgot 9/11, nor that single tear drop of oil. |
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Jun 2, 2015 09:55
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR liked and subscribed |
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Jun 2, 2015 14:52
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is estranged from his wife, FIRE SHRIKE: CINDER SIREN, sometimes growing quiet as he ponders where he went wrong. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR has a sealed letter in an arm compartment he may send to FIRE SHRIKE: CINDER SIREN one day. But no. Not today. |
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Jun 2, 2015 14:59
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR knows how to fold fitted sheets. |
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Jun 2, 2015 15:05
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR enjoys refreshing Xylitol candies after meals to reduce the risk of tooth decay. |
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Jun 2, 2015 23:14
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when I was just a kid, Paw would talk about the good old days. "A man, was a man," he'd say, "and a HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR was a HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR. Yessir, back then, you knew where you stood." He'd shake his head and look sadly at the ground, his hands trembling as he reached for his glass, the barrel of his rifle propped against the side of the kitchen table. |
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Jun 2, 2015 23:23
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City of Glompton posted:HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR enjoys refreshing Xylitol candies after meals to reduce the risk of tooth decay.
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Jun 2, 2015 23:25
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doctor (holding a swaddled bundle): congratulations, it's a HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR! parents: [overjoyed gasps] |
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Jun 3, 2015 00:06
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR @humantractorcrushingannihilator Gamer, Dreamer, Single dad, Militant Atheist, Human Tractor, Crushing Annihilator HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR @humantractorcrushingannihilator June 2 SQUEAL AND SQUIRM UNDER MY TREADS #BLOODBAGS 0 retweets 3 favorites Reply Retweet Favorite Follow HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR @humantractorcrushingannihilator May 31 YOUR PUNY GUTS MAKE MY TIRES SLIPPERY #BLOODBAGS 2 retweets 17 favorites Reply Retweet Favorite Follow HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR @humantractorcrushingannihilator May 30 SEPP BLATTER MUST GO #FIFA 120 retweets 662 favorites Reply Retweet Favorite Follow |
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Jun 3, 2015 01:30
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dogcrash truther posted:HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR ---------------- |
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Jun 3, 2015 01:52
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR loves seeing the leaves turn during the fall, kisses from a puppy, and also the sound of a human spine breaking |
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dogcrash truther posted:HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR |
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