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beer pal

GEExCEE posted:

when I was just a kid, Paw would talk about the good old days. "A man, was a man," he'd say, "and a HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR was a HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR. Yessir, back then, you knew where you stood." He'd shake his head and look sadly at the ground, his hands trembling as he reached for his glass, the barrel of his rifle propped against the side of the kitchen table.

lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

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beer pal

dogcrash truther posted:

HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR
@humantractorcrushingannihilator

Gamer, Dreamer, Single dad, Militant Atheist, Human Tractor, Crushing Annihilator

HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR ‏@humantractorcrushingannihilator June 2
SQUEAL AND SQUIRM UNDER MY TREADS #BLOODBAGS
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR ‏@humantractorcrushingannihilator May 31
YOUR PUNY GUTS MAKE MY TIRES SLIPPERY #BLOODBAGS
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR ‏@humantractorcrushingannihilator May 30
SEPP BLATTER MUST GO #FIFA
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lol

https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png

google THIS

my momma always said, HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is as HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR does

dumb crambo
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!

dogcrash truther posted:

HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR
@humantractorcrushingannihilator

Gamer, Dreamer, Single dad, Militant Atheist, Human Tractor, Crushing Annihilator

HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR ‏@humantractorcrushingannihilator June 2
SQUEAL AND SQUIRM UNDER MY TREADS #BLOODBAGS
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR ‏@humantractorcrushingannihilator May 31
YOUR PUNY GUTS MAKE MY TIRES SLIPPERY #BLOODBAGS
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR ‏@humantractorcrushingannihilator May 30
SEPP BLATTER MUST GO #FIFA
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Scaly Haylie

i googled human tractor out of confusion and all i found was this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_jQMwg-5tg

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR goes to the grocery store and flirts with the 47 year old woman behind the cigaret counter. not because he finds her attractive particularly, but because he feels the pain of becoming less appealing with age and sympathizes with her.

GEExCEE

Published on Jul 8, 2014
In this video a man cutting wheat field with his hands in speed like a machine.....

DeepQantas

Ah, to be a Hero... Keeping such company...
The machine gave orange, but HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR wanted lemon-lime.

joke_explainer


It's something of a misnomer. He is neither a tractor nor fully human. But all can agree that he is a CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR.

dogcrash truther

shabbat goy



les fleurs du mall

by LadyAmbien

the a and the n make a winky cloud

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ty cat dynamite

GEExCEE

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



Oh drat

dumb crambo
Probation
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alnilam

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Sure HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR has a bad rap. But HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR has a good heart behind it all.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

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ron color posted:

Someone asks HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR if he has a light? In fact, he has two mounted lasers that can heat any surface a few thousand degrees from over a mile away. He also has a battery of flame thrower missiles. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR says, Sorry----no i dont

lol

a fragile ego

contrary to popular believe, HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is neither a human nor a tractor. rather, he is everything and nothing at once, an all seeing singularity driven by the childlike wonders of the human race.

nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

quiltyquilty posted:

contrary to popular believe, HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is neither a human nor a tractor. rather, he is everything and nothing at once, an all seeing singularity driven by the childlike wonders of the human race.

no actually i think that is cumt.

google THIS

HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR always helps little old ladies cross the street, he also reminds drivers about crosswalk safety by casually swatting their vehicles into the river if they fail to yield

Miss Psychosis

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alnilam

HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is really good at peaceful conflict resolution. Some people say it's because HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR has the looming threat of enough weaponry to take out an entire city, but I know it's really because HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR has a good ear, a kind heart, and a pheromonal empathy modulator.



ty manifisto

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