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May 31, 2015 05:28
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR goes to the local mart to buy eggs. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is polite to the lady behind the counter and donates $5 to benefit wounded children with no toys.
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May 31, 2015 05:30
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while taking a walk through the park HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR comes across a kitten stuck in a tree. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR uses his Hydraulic Death Clasp to gently remove the kitten from the tree and returns the purring creature to its owners.
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May 31, 2015 05:34
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i am he posted:Never judge a book by its cover is my motto. Also the tagline to my book, which you can buy here that is one ugly webpage with all the answers
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May 31, 2015 05:39
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oh no! HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR improperly parked his 2001 pt cruiser and got a parking ticket! HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is imperfect, like you or i.
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May 31, 2015 05:41
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR visits his parents for dinner, they are happy to see him. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR brought the salad.
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May 31, 2015 05:50
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i flunked out posted:you might think that HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR doesn't have a heart, but actually HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR does have a heart. three of them in fact. lol
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May 31, 2015 05:55
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"HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILTOR, you have a heart of gold!" HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR'S hearts are fueled by the souls of the damned but that is irrelevant.
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May 31, 2015 05:56
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is he man? is he machine? all that is known is HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is a valued and respected member of his community.
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May 31, 2015 06:02
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HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR witnesses a poor child drop the ice cream from their cone. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR rips apart time and space to return the child to a time before the incident and prevents it. in another universe, billions are killed.
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May 31, 2015 06:11
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Jun 4, 2015 14:43
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ron color posted:Someone asks HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR if he has a light? In fact, he has two mounted lasers that can heat any surface a few thousand degrees from over a mile away. He also has a battery of flame thrower missiles. HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR says, Sorry----no i dont lol
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