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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > BYOB Goldmine: Gold Mango > HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHLATOR
 
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nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.
HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR goes to the grocery store and flirts with the 47 year old woman behind the cigaret counter. not because he finds her attractive particularly, but because he feels the pain of becoming less appealing with age and sympathizes with her.

* # ¿ Jun 3, 2015 04:29
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# ¿ May 12, 2024 23:53
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nonazis

The ants. They're everywhere, man. Big fuckers.

quiltyquilty posted:

contrary to popular believe, HUMAN TRACTOR: CRUSHING ANNIHILATOR is neither a human nor a tractor. rather, he is everything and nothing at once, an all seeing singularity driven by the childlike wonders of the human race.

no actually i think that is cumt.

* # ¿ Jun 4, 2015 15:07
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